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16The decisions » by mirrorballsymphony
A number of moments between Carrot and Angua that aren't written in the books - their conversation at the end of Men at Arms, a few moments in Feet of Clay and interactions with the wolf pack in The Fifth Elephant. Extended because it seems to be popular :)T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 5, follows: 8, updated: 5/24/13 published: 1/3/13, Angua Carrot
The First Rule of Marketing by Beth Einspanier
Ponder's niece is about to learn the true secret of fundraising.K, English, Humor, words: 702, 5/24/13
Carrying on a tune » by mirrorballsymphony
A series of oneshots/drabbles based on the titles to various songs - examples include White Lies (Paolo Nutini) and The Chain (Fleetwood Mac). Will mainly be Watch-centric, but other characters may make an appearance.
K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, follows: 1, updated: 5/23/13 published: 5/14/13, "Bloody Stupid" Johnson GrannyWeatherwax Sam Vimes Mustrum Ridcully
1Hogswatch Drabbles » by mirrorballsymphony
A series of drabbles about many of the Discworld characters at Hogswatch, which, of course, is the season to be jolly. And all other things ending with 'olly'.K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 5/20/13 published: 4/29/13, GrannyWeatherwax Nobby N. Vetinari
22Bloody Black Ribbon » by cheshire-bird
Sequel to „You're gonna go far, kid!" After Vimes returns to the future, he soon has to deal with some mysterious murders and someone he least expected to see again. But that's only the beginning of Vimes' problems... and yes, this is slash.T, English, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 6, follows: 8, updated: 5/19/13 published: 10/8/12, Sam Vimes Vetinari
77By Your Works » by OldStoneface
SEQUEL to "From Dust to Flesh" - Lady Myria Lejean wishes nothing more than to be human. Unfortunately life cares not for our wishes. Between greedy peers, prickly wizards, suspicious watchmen, puzzled gods, and worse... a very interested Lord Vetinari, it's hard to see how she can navigate the minefield that is Ankh Morpork society and keep her sanity intact.T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 52k+, favs: 8, follows: 9, updated: 5/19/13 published: 11/20/12, M. LeJean Susan Sto Helit
8The Official Fanfiction University of Discworld » by Huinesoron
In the finest traditions of the Official Fanfiction Universities, and with the goal of spreading Miss Cam's doctrine of Learning Through Pain across the multiverse... this Administration hereby declares the Official Fanfiction University of Discworld open. The first class are ready to begin their lessons. May the gods have mercy on their fangirl souls.K+, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 19k+, favs: 4, follows: 7, updated: 5/18/13 published: 3/24/13
2 Camp Fire by Strange Brew
Set directly after my story 'Route March.' Polly confronts Corporal Maladicta about uniform regulations. Maladicta is her usual annoying - and distractingly attractive - self. Polly/Mal.T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 935, 5/17/13, Polly P.
6The Stuff of Nightmares » by mirrorballsymphony
It's Angua's birthday, and the girls are going to get drunk. Blame Sally. Rated T for whatever might happen.T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 5/13/13 published: 5/12/13, Angua Cheery L. Sally von H Tawneee
32Times in the life of Saul Ramkin-Vimes and Samantha Vimes » by Seiya234
What if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel? So, Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, Little Sam. New chapters at 7, 21, 23, 30, 37, 39, and 41!T, English, Family, chapters: 47, words: 19k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 5/12/13 published: 3/31/13, Sam Vimes Sybil R.
4All roads lead to Ankh-Morpork » by mirrorballsymphony
Inspired by Angua's line in Men at Arms - "It'll end up just like it did in Pseudopolis and Quirm and—". Angua's journey to Ankh-MorporkT, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/11/13 published: 5/9/13, Angua Serafine von Ü Wolfgang von Ü
4 Rectrix » by Goonlalagoon
Something is afoot in the Vimes household, and Commander Vimes is determined to find out what is going on...K, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, 5/10/13, Sam Vimes
1 Route March by Strange Brew
Polly lets her mind wander on a military route march. Fairly unpolished Polly/Mal-ishness, written quickly because my life needed more vampires in uniform as a matter of urgency. Set before the events of 'Having a Ball'.T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 827, 5/8/13, Polly P.
5 Colour by Goonlalagoon
Death is suffering from a minor problem...K, English, words: 443, favs: 2, 5/3/13, Death
The Chase by mirrorballsymphony
Angua, running after a criminal, lets go. It's up to Vimes to console her, but it's how the rest of the Watch will act that's worrying her.K+, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 5/3/13, Angua Carrot Sam Vimes
2 A werewolf in the Watch by mirrorballsymphony
Sam Vimes is fine with dwarfs. He's fine with trolls. He can even tolerate humans occasionally. But the undead, no, just no. So, how can he be expected to have one of them in the Watch?K+, English, Angst & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 5/2/13, Angua Sam Vimes Carrot
1 Chwile w czasie by kim-onka
…a także czasami z Czasem. Panna Susan Sto Helit ma trzech gości, jednego nawet mile widzianego, i drobny problem do rozwiązania przy okazji. Opowiadanie urodzinowe, jak tylko dorwę Jubilatkę.K+, Polish, Humor, words: 2k+, 4/29/13, Susan Sto Helit Lobsang L. Death Death of Rats
3 A jumped up copper to the nobs by mirrorballsymphony
Sam Vimes thought it was difficult dealing with the upper crust (or scum) of Ankh-Morpork, but at least he doesn't have to grow up with them. Includes Young Sam.K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 4/28/13, Sam Vimes Angua
3 The first Assassin by mirrorballsymphony
A drunken Samuel Vimes, stumbling through the streets of the city, is confronted by a would-be Assassin. Of course, it was Vetinari who sent him. Rated T for really mild violence and my own paranoia.T, English, Crime & Suspense, words: 772, favs: 2, 4/26/13, Sam Vimes Fred C. Vetinari
5Stuck On you by A.A. Pessimal
I couldn't resist this. Reg Shoe, Zombie policeman and political activist, falls in love. Inspired by an Alice Cooper song and throwaway references in the Canon. This is my sick and twisted mind again. I may continue this - warning, it could get sicker and more twisted.T, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 4/24/13, Reg S.
1qui nos custodirent custodum by thebookhobbit
Commander Sam Vimes has just lost his job for interfering with his local despotic ruler's nefarious plans too much. Vimes never been anything but a policeman, and is therefore at something of a loss until he's summoned by Havelock Vetinari, retired assassin and known gentleman of mystery. He has has plans for Vimes. Plans that involve...spandex. Superhero AU. Part of Superdisc!T, English, Adventure, words: 4k+, 4/20/13, Carrot Angua Vetinari Sam Vimes
4la trajectoire des vies » by ylg
drabbles sur la Mort:: 1ère vignette : depuis quant la Mort a-t-elle besoin d'un permis de conduire ? ...ah, oui, les rues d'Ankh-Morpork sont bourrées de gens qui estiment qu'ils ont tous les passe-droits... 2e: tenir les équations du Père Porcher c'est plus difficile que celles de la Mort ? 3e: s'il prenait des vacances... MàJ, 4e: tout le temps du monde pour être prêt. ::gen::K+, French, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 748, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/17/13 published: 4/16/10, Death Mort
4 the spaces between worlds by thebookhobbit
Sometimes Ponder thinks about Rincewind. And one universe's thoughts are another universe's realities. Ponder/Rincewind. Could be regarded as a prequel to Trouser Legs.T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, 4/13/13, Rincewind Ponder Stibbons
179Slipping Between Worlds » by A.A. Pessimal
An experiment. Discworld will happen here, certainly, but there will also be aspects of Terry Pratchett's non-Discworld novels, the Johnny Maxwell trilogy. The author has written a younger version of himself in as a male "Mary Sue". forgive me...T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 242k+, favs: 24, follows: 16, updated: 4/11/13 published: 7/20/10, Sam Vimes Vetinari
3 In the heat of battle by mirrorballsymphony
Colon and Nobby meet on the battlefield, and philosophy commences.K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/8/13, Fred C. Nobby N.