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Thanks for All the Fish by Lorikeet Shmorikeet "...conversely, the dolphins had always believed they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons." Not directly involved with the plot/characters of H2G2 but it fits in with the idea of the dolphins. It's very short, give it a read. Feedback is much appreciated :)

K, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, words: 394, 6/12/13

Problems by The Wordsmithy Ford Prefect was not always such a heavy drinker. This is the story of what happened to change that. (Obvious TW for alcoholism/substance abuse.)

K+, English, Angst, words: 527, 6/11/13, Ford P.

Vacation by Emily-Of-Midgard 100 Themes Challenge drabble. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about summer break.

K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 100, 6/10/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

The Perfectly Ordinary Planet by ad-siderum Arthur wanted a relaxing morning, but he instead got an unwelcome meeting with a trespasser. The story behind Arthur and Ford's unlikely friendship.

K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 664, 6/8/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

An Inability to Sleep by The Wordsmithy Arthur is having difficulty getting to sleep. So is Ford. However, they both have very different ideas as to how to solve this problem.

K, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 6/7/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

A Nice Delusion by The Wordsmithy Ford has been seriously contemplating the romantic turn his relationship with Arthur has taken. Zaphod tries but fails to see the reason this is so important to Ford. Maybe there doesn't need to be a reason.

K, English, words: 1k+, 6/5/13, Ford P. Zaphod B. Arthur D.

Various Uses for Towels » by The Wordsmithy In which various uses for towels are demonstrated through short, fluffy Ford/Arthur fics.

K, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, 6/5/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

Attempted Kissing by The Wordsmithy Arthur wants Ford to kiss him. Ford isn't entirely certain how to go about this, being a bit out-of-practice when it comes to kissing people, but he makes his best attempt(s).

K, English, Romance, words: 1k+, 6/5/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

Dreams by Emily-Of-Midgard 100 Theme Challenge drabble. At some point while he was pretending to be a lemon and jumping out of an equally confused pond, Ford Prefect dreamt of Arthur Dent. FordArthur.

K, English, Romance, words: 100, 5/7/13, Ford P.

Vortex Has Your Brain Removed (The Beatles) by KingParody Parody of "Something" by the Beatles. This is about the "Total perspective vortex" a torture device from the second book: "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" that shows you how small you are in preservative of the entire Universe and actually ends up killing everyone who sees it because their brain can't process it.

K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 111, 4/16/13

Mice! (The Beatles Parody) by KingParody Mice the Universe's smartest creatures. Parody of "Help" by The Beatles

K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 271, 4/16/13

Golgafrinchan (Ship of Fools) - (The Beatles Parody) by KingParody Parody of "All My Loving" by The Beatles

K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 137, 4/16/13

Babel Fish (The Beatles Parody) by KingParody Parody of "Nowhere Man" by The Beatles

K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 165, 4/16/13

Point Of View Gun (The Beatles Parody) by KingParody Parody of "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles. This is actually more accurately the movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide but since that's not an option I'll give you this cool parody about this cool gadget.

K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 177, 4/16/13

Rendez-vous and interconnection » by Meriarty Due the absence of a Dirk Gently category, it's placed under HGTTG. Apologies. Just a bit of Jently!

K+, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 796, favs: 1, updated: 3/26/13 published: 2/17/13

Hitchhiker's Guide to Europe by Charlotte Thompson Not literally a guide to Europe, obviously. I am referring to the band Europe and their best hit THE FINAL COUNTDOWN which is repurposed for Hitchhiker's Guide. This is set right before the world is obliterated in the first book.

K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 404, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/16/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

2 Tea and Caring by The Wordsmithy In which Ford attempts to explain to Arthur some of the facts of his ability to form relationships with others (and especially regarding his and Arthur's) and in which Arthur would rather talk about tea. (Ford/Arthur fluff. Exploration of a headcanon I have regarding the former's capacity for caring about others. TW for themes of loss towards the end.)

K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 2/27/13, Arthur D. Ford P.

20 A journey through time and space » by LordClockwork there isn't nearly enough Ford and Author Fluff as there needs to be so, I decided I'd write my own!. the tale of a skiddish human and a very sexual active Betelgeusians. an adventure through the wonders of love!. Warning Slash as well as Mpreg.

T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 2/25/13 published: 2/11/12

mice rule the world by The Bornsteller Didact the story in the perspective of the mice

T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 499, 2/6/13

220 Entry 23784327473467838 » by eris86 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

K, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 8k+, favs: 191, follows: 68, updated: 1/18/13 published: 12/16/05

That's the answer, but what the Zark is the question? by RimmerDuranPotter A short poem complimenting the whole '42' concept, including the events leading up to it and the Heart of Gold crew's mission of finding out the question (in brief, of course!). Enjoy!

K, English, Sci-Fi & Poetry, words: 463, favs: 5, follows: 1, 1/6/13, Deep Thought

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Extras » by DocWho999 This is a continuation of the story set between books 1 and 2. The crew of the Heart of Gold uses a Sens-O-Memory device to see what the party that Zaphod, Trillian, and Arthur first met at was like.

T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, 11/24/12, Zaphod B. Arthur D.

Suddenly the Day Just Got Brighter by Auua Ytjoml "Please register your planet with the nearest planetary planning council. Thank you and have a horrible day." Death, doom and distraction are nice and all but some people prefer to live all their exciting, death defying, reality bending lives one day at a time. Others prefer being burnt to a cinder over something unexpected. But the Vogans are always unhappy so, really, who cares?

K+, English, Sci-Fi & Suspense, words: 347, 11/19/12

What Do You Want? by Cumberbatch Critter Arthur's acting slightly strange. Zaphod's creeped out. Tricia's worried. Ford doesn't understand humans and their eccentricities. Marvin is depressed. Now, the question is: what's wrong with Arthur?

K+, English, Humor, words: 577, favs: 2, 10/26/12, Arthur D.

Marvin the Paranoid Android by bellastrange Well, this is a little biography about Marvin's depressing life.

K, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 281, favs: 8, follows: 2, 6/11/12, Marvin

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