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2MissMadame2112
And Gandalf went into a rather lengthy rendition of the defeat of Sauron and of the fate of the Ring of Power, using everything from knives and forks to pieces of cheese to represent different characters.
"….and so the Ring came to you!" said Gandalf, collapsing into his chair, breathless from his very thorough plot exposition.
"I have one question," said Frodo.
Gandalf tried to keep himself from exploding.
"Yes?"
"Who's Sauron?"
The resulting scream was heard in Valinor.
I quote this to my friends! This fic is sooo funny. I love it!
2MissMadame2112And Gandalf went into a rather lengthy rendition of the defeat of Sauron and of the fate of the Ring of Power, using everything from knives and forks to pieces of cheese to represent different characters.
"….and so the Ring came to you!" said Gandalf, collapsing into his chair, breathless from his very thorough plot exposition.
"I have one question," said Frodo.
Gandalf tried to keep himself from exploding.
"Yes?"
"Who's Sauron?"
The resulting scream was heard in Valinor.
I quote this to my friends! This fic is sooo funny. I love it!
12/28/2012 c32 2SearchingforSalome
Allow me to express how COMPLETELY GENIUS this parody is. I have been reading it and loving it for a very long time (and I have not reviewed it *hangs head in shame*)
I am on tenterhooks for your next update. *sets up chair* I'll wait right here.
2SearchingforSalomeAllow me to express how COMPLETELY GENIUS this parody is. I have been reading it and loving it for a very long time (and I have not reviewed it *hangs head in shame*)
I am on tenterhooks for your next update. *sets up chair* I'll wait right here.
8/15/2012 c32 2musicvip78
HAHAHAHA!
Frodo had a Sat Nav! Hilarious!
Oh my god, I think I might pee my pants now! So freakin' hilarious!
2musicvip78HAHAHAHA!
Frodo had a Sat Nav! Hilarious!
Oh my god, I think I might pee my pants now! So freakin' hilarious!
7/8/2012 c1 3Mzuark
Well I assume that you're still alive. Listen if you just pronounce the story over after TTT like the animated movies did, then I'll forgive you.
3MzuarkWell I assume that you're still alive. Listen if you just pronounce the story over after TTT like the animated movies did, then I'll forgive you.
6/3/2012 c2 10Caelhir
"Until someone gives up the rights to The Hobbit, this is all the screen time you'll be getting."
How happy bilbo would be to know that there is the hobby movie coming out in December!
10Caelhir"Until someone gives up the rights to The Hobbit, this is all the screen time you'll be getting."
How happy bilbo would be to know that there is the hobby movie coming out in December!
4/27/2012 c32 ChuluSempai18
loves it please keep it up and I have been laughing my butt off just reading this because it is so funny and I loves it.
loves it please keep it up and I have been laughing my butt off just reading this because it is so funny and I loves it.
1/31/2012 c17 DragonLover34
THIS STORY IS SO FUNNY! It makes me laugh till I cry! Lol keep writing please!:D
THIS STORY IS SO FUNNY! It makes me laugh till I cry! Lol keep writing please!:D
12/23/2011 c32 littlemissmuffet
Still love it...but when are ya going to update? I've been waiting forever! This isn't the end, is it?
Again, LOVE this story (it's hilarious) but REALLY hoping for more! Thanks xD!
Still love it...but when are ya going to update? I've been waiting forever! This isn't the end, is it?
Again, LOVE this story (it's hilarious) but REALLY hoping for more! Thanks xD!
12/5/2011 c11 8DragongirlM
Now why on Middle-Earth would anyone ant to eat Gimli? He's a ball of fur and rubber makeup!
8DragongirlMNow why on Middle-Earth would anyone ant to eat Gimli? He's a ball of fur and rubber makeup!
12/5/2011 c10 DragongirlM
Lovely chappie! ^^ *hopes to get an eye of a certain fine Gondorian booty*
WTF? The Rohirrim don't have CABLE? Why the hell did I pay that dwarf thirty bars of mithril for that hotel reservation?
Lovely chappie! ^^ *hopes to get an eye of a certain fine Gondorian booty*
WTF? The Rohirrim don't have CABLE? Why the hell did I pay that dwarf thirty bars of mithril for that hotel reservation?
11/29/2011 c6 DragongirlM
"What's this?" said a female voice. "A ranger caught off his guard? Is that Andúril in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
*EXTREME LAFFATTACK* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAackkk cough cough...ahem.
This is extreme hilariousism. Whaddaya mean, that's not a word? IT IS NOW! 8{ xD
"What's this?" said a female voice. "A ranger caught off his guard? Is that Andúril in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
*EXTREME LAFFATTACK* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAackkk cough cough...ahem.
This is extreme hilariousism. Whaddaya mean, that's not a word? IT IS NOW! 8{ xD
11/29/2011 c4 Wicked
Yes ! The splinter of doom ! Nice reference to the behind-scene vid.
Yes ! The splinter of doom ! Nice reference to the behind-scene vid.