for JACK: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual9/19/2010 c1 
56Jimelda
Ohmygod, I LOVED this! I totally want a Jack unit, lol.
"Q: Hi, I'm from Canada. I'm tried of being shot at by you stupid people. I am not a HOSTILE.
A: We don't believe you."
I'm from Canada too, does that mean I should invest in a bulletproof vest? ;)
56JimeldaOhmygod, I LOVED this! I totally want a Jack unit, lol.
"Q: Hi, I'm from Canada. I'm tried of being shot at by you stupid people. I am not a HOSTILE.
A: We don't believe you."
I'm from Canada too, does that mean I should invest in a bulletproof vest? ;)
9/8/2010 c1 10Unidentified Pineapples
This was awesome! I love the bit about Jack's beard not going past 3 o'clock shadow. Priceless. I absolutely love this concept and you execute it brilliantly!
10Unidentified PineapplesThis was awesome! I love the bit about Jack's beard not going past 3 o'clock shadow. Priceless. I absolutely love this concept and you execute it brilliantly!
9/8/2010 c1 138Red Bess Rackham
Heee! I just read your Desmond one and thought I ought to see what else you had. This one was quite excellent. I loved the bit about being from Canada, as well as the JULIET unit beating up the Kate one. :P Excellent!
Defs going to check out the rest of your Lost guides...
~Red
138Red Bess RackhamHeee! I just read your Desmond one and thought I ought to see what else you had. This one was quite excellent. I loved the bit about being from Canada, as well as the JULIET unit beating up the Kate one. :P Excellent!
Defs going to check out the rest of your Lost guides...
~Red
2/17/2010 c1 sauntered vaguely downwards
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but I laughed so 'effing hard while reading that. Really hope you continue with the manuals, because this person would really love to see a Desmond or Charlie manual.
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but I laughed so 'effing hard while reading that. Really hope you continue with the manuals, because this person would really love to see a Desmond or Charlie manual.
2/13/2010 c1 59Sci F.I. Warper
OMG! You totally just summed up Jack in probably one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time! (falls to the floor laughing)
59Sci F.I. WarperOMG! You totally just summed up Jack in probably one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time! (falls to the floor laughing)
5/9/2008 c1 kaput
I realize this review is coming late, but I just had to say that I really enjoyed this. You made me giggle. Thanks for writing!
I realize this review is coming late, but I just had to say that I really enjoyed this. You made me giggle. Thanks for writing!
4/23/2008 c1 7Ily18
Loved the Juliet unit thing! I really hope she'll win the pool you made (already voted for her!) 'cause she's my fav character and I'm dying to read her instructions! :P
ever thought of doing these instructions for Prison Break characters? (hope you watch PB!)
Anyway, loved this one too, even though Jack's not my fav character on the island...
7Ily18Loved the Juliet unit thing! I really hope she'll win the pool you made (already voted for her!) 'cause she's my fav character and I'm dying to read her instructions! :P
ever thought of doing these instructions for Prison Break characters? (hope you watch PB!)
Anyway, loved this one too, even though Jack's not my fav character on the island...
3/8/2008 c1 1TorchwoodDoctorWhoFan
OH please you gotta do a Kate one of these with heavy on the Skateness & light on the Jate. *beggs* Please!
1TorchwoodDoctorWhoFanOH please you gotta do a Kate one of these with heavy on the Skateness & light on the Jate. *beggs* Please!
2/11/2008 c1 43HotChilliGriffin
These are awesome :) You could try a Claire Unit. And Kate. PS, why does Jack come d**less?
43HotChilliGriffinThese are awesome :) You could try a Claire Unit. And Kate. PS, why does Jack come d**less?
1/21/2008 c1 7Nightarcher210
I am so in love with these guides-what other fandoms did you find them in? Yours are absolutely hilarious, I can't wait to read SAWYER.
7Nightarcher210I am so in love with these guides-what other fandoms did you find them in? Yours are absolutely hilarious, I can't wait to read SAWYER.