for BEN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual10/19/2011 c1 
6Sammy's fan girl
Oh my Buddha! Okay, so this really made my day. First off, me and my mum derived hours enjoyment from making stupid comments like "this morning my BEN unit cooked me eggs benedict!" "oh really? My BEN unit is emerged in another Stephen king novel!" second, I laughed my ** off at so much in this! :) I am a hugeeeee Ben fan and I absolutely loved it. You got his personality down so well! Great job! Pretty much the best Lost fanfiction I've read. :)
6Sammy's fan girlOh my Buddha! Okay, so this really made my day. First off, me and my mum derived hours enjoyment from making stupid comments like "this morning my BEN unit cooked me eggs benedict!" "oh really? My BEN unit is emerged in another Stephen king novel!" second, I laughed my ** off at so much in this! :) I am a hugeeeee Ben fan and I absolutely loved it. You got his personality down so well! Great job! Pretty much the best Lost fanfiction I've read. :)
9/14/2010 c1 10Unidentified Pineapples
As a Ben fan, I am very pleased with this. A little disappointed that the BEN unit won't father my children, but pleased nonetheless. And I thought the part about Cloverfield was funny. Great great job. I would buy a BEN unit for sure! Now all I need is a RICHARD and DANIEL unit and my Losties unit collection will be complete! (If these were real, of course.) Wonderful! Five thousand stars!
10Unidentified PineapplesAs a Ben fan, I am very pleased with this. A little disappointed that the BEN unit won't father my children, but pleased nonetheless. And I thought the part about Cloverfield was funny. Great great job. I would buy a BEN unit for sure! Now all I need is a RICHARD and DANIEL unit and my Losties unit collection will be complete! (If these were real, of course.) Wonderful! Five thousand stars!
9/8/2010 c1 138Red Bess Rackham
Haha, very well done with this one too! I think my favorite was the Desmond one, but this one is up there.
"Yes, the unit is a lying bastard." :D
Great, great stuff. I really look forward to more guides from you, they're really funny. :D
~Red
138Red Bess RackhamHaha, very well done with this one too! I think my favorite was the Desmond one, but this one is up there.
"Yes, the unit is a lying bastard." :D
Great, great stuff. I really look forward to more guides from you, they're really funny. :D
~Red
2/17/2010 c1 sauntered vaguely downwards
There are so many quotes that made me nearly spray coffee all over my laptop. "You may put out some false information but an afternoon spent with a family member such as your mother (shut up, mom!) and he’ll have your most embarrassing moments catalogued for emergency backup." resulted in my roommate looking at me like I was crazy.
There are so many quotes that made me nearly spray coffee all over my laptop. "You may put out some false information but an afternoon spent with a family member such as your mother (shut up, mom!) and he’ll have your most embarrassing moments catalogued for emergency backup." resulted in my roommate looking at me like I was crazy.
2/13/2010 c1 59Sci F.I. Warper
"Q: So I was walking the BLACK SMOKE MONSTER when I accidentally inhaled some of it's smoke. Is that gonna hurt me? A: How did you accidentally inhale? Were you sniffing its butt or something?" Best Line Ever! Lol.
59Sci F.I. Warper"Q: So I was walking the BLACK SMOKE MONSTER when I accidentally inhaled some of it's smoke. Is that gonna hurt me? A: How did you accidentally inhale? Were you sniffing its butt or something?" Best Line Ever! Lol.
4/17/2009 c1 43HotChilliGriffin
LMAO, I don't read much Lost stuff anymore, but I saw this and (having read the others) couldn't stay away :p Love it, extremely well done.
43HotChilliGriffinLMAO, I don't read much Lost stuff anymore, but I saw this and (having read the others) couldn't stay away :p Love it, extremely well done.
3/21/2009 c1 12QTrekky
Dear Dharma Initiative Inc,
I am having some trouble with the units I ordered. My Faraday and Miles units did not come with owners manuals. Where can I find some available?
Thank you,
This is the best one so far. I would love a Ben unit! He can possess me anytime. Other than that, can I have some help here? Please tell me you are writing more!
12QTrekkyDear Dharma Initiative Inc,
I am having some trouble with the units I ordered. My Faraday and Miles units did not come with owners manuals. Where can I find some available?
Thank you,
This is the best one so far. I would love a Ben unit! He can possess me anytime. Other than that, can I have some help here? Please tell me you are writing more!
3/19/2009 c1 23KhamanV
I love you. Don't get scared by that, it's completely platonic and mostly harmless. Also, I tried to send a postcard out to start my order, and all I got back was this weird note from someone affiliated with Widmore. That's not true, either. But I really, really enjoyed your manual. I also laugh every time I read the words 'Ben unit.' This is because I am, deep inside, still twelve.
23KhamanVI love you. Don't get scared by that, it's completely platonic and mostly harmless. Also, I tried to send a postcard out to start my order, and all I got back was this weird note from someone affiliated with Widmore. That's not true, either. But I really, really enjoyed your manual. I also laugh every time I read the words 'Ben unit.' This is because I am, deep inside, still twelve.
2/2/2009 c1 27Oceanic Others Freak
ROFLMAO!and I thought the SAWYER guide was my favorite...this had me in stitches...i don't remember laughing this hard ever. Can't wait to read the DESMOND Guide.:)
27Oceanic Others FreakROFLMAO!and I thought the SAWYER guide was my favorite...this had me in stitches...i don't remember laughing this hard ever. Can't wait to read the DESMOND Guide.:)
11/7/2008 c1 anon
the "Two NUMBERED BUNNIES (do not eat)"
made me crack up.
this is ingenious!
the "Two NUMBERED BUNNIES (do not eat)"
made me crack up.
this is ingenious!
7/25/2008 c1 32Delia Lavender
I would like to purchase a BEN Unit. Later, when one is available, I would like to trade in my BEN for a LOCKE. Do you think that would cause a problem? Seriously, I LOVE your "Owner's Manuals". I especially loved the method for activating a SAYID (bondage, bombs and a lot of screaming). I've been laughing my head off ever since I discovered your oh-so-helpful "guides". Thanks a lot...please keep it up!
32Delia LavenderI would like to purchase a BEN Unit. Later, when one is available, I would like to trade in my BEN for a LOCKE. Do you think that would cause a problem? Seriously, I LOVE your "Owner's Manuals". I especially loved the method for activating a SAYID (bondage, bombs and a lot of screaming). I've been laughing my head off ever since I discovered your oh-so-helpful "guides". Thanks a lot...please keep it up!
7/22/2008 c1 3That's What She Said
This Manual is amazing! Thank-you so much for making one. I'll happily order one as soon as possible. Wonderful instructions, very detailed. Can't wait to activate that Leader Mode. World, BEWARE!
3That's What She SaidThis Manual is amazing! Thank-you so much for making one. I'll happily order one as soon as possible. Wonderful instructions, very detailed. Can't wait to activate that Leader Mode. World, BEWARE!