for Sexual Magic3/24 c1 Guest
harry was pathetic to become the third leg. so it sucked.
harry was pathetic to become the third leg. so it sucked.
3/20 c1 i'm-completely-sirius-bro
...dafuq did I just read?
Thank the good lord Jesus this is just a parody, otherwise I'd have lost all my faith in fanfiction right now.
...dafuq did I just read?
Thank the good lord Jesus this is just a parody, otherwise I'd have lost all my faith in fanfiction right now.
1/19 c1 
4Reader-anonymous-writer
I think he just... pretty much learned to ignore his Masters.
I hate Dumbledore.
and heterosexuality wouldn't matter as much...
Just switch Harry's gender. What was that Naruto's jutsu?
"About two dozen of them died, trying to feed on Snape," Kingsley explained. "The poor things starved to death. Apparently, the sod doesn't have any happy thoughts."
Or, he is an excellent Occlumens. His only happy thoughts are with Lily, and he cannot allow Voldemort to see them.
Harry sighed. "I'll just talk to him and explain everything to him," he said. "I should have done that to begin with."
Agree.
"So why do you still bother with the points then?" Harry asked. "I'm petitioning to the Board to transfer the negative point balance into the next academic year," Snape explained smugly. "Oh. Well, good luck with that," Harry muttered, and walked away.
Amused.
Insanity. Good day, good night, and good luck, Slytherins.
4Reader-anonymous-writerI think he just... pretty much learned to ignore his Masters.
I hate Dumbledore.
and heterosexuality wouldn't matter as much...
Just switch Harry's gender. What was that Naruto's jutsu?
"About two dozen of them died, trying to feed on Snape," Kingsley explained. "The poor things starved to death. Apparently, the sod doesn't have any happy thoughts."
Or, he is an excellent Occlumens. His only happy thoughts are with Lily, and he cannot allow Voldemort to see them.
Harry sighed. "I'll just talk to him and explain everything to him," he said. "I should have done that to begin with."
Agree.
"So why do you still bother with the points then?" Harry asked. "I'm petitioning to the Board to transfer the negative point balance into the next academic year," Snape explained smugly. "Oh. Well, good luck with that," Harry muttered, and walked away.
Amused.
Insanity. Good day, good night, and good luck, Slytherins.
12/19/2012 c1 6A phoenix patronus
What. The. **. Did. I. Just. Read? But it was really funny omg You. Fav. Author. Ever.
6A phoenix patronusWhat. The. **. Did. I. Just. Read? But it was really funny omg You. Fav. Author. Ever.
4/22/2012 c1 2Trumpet Lover
Oh man that was awesome!
Perfect. And I was laughing my head off about half the time.
2Trumpet LoverOh man that was awesome!
Perfect. And I was laughing my head off about half the time.
3/22/2012 c1 7Cristalake
Like most people, I love the idea of Dementors dying of starvation while attempting to feed off of Snape. ;p And the Creature thrall was lovely too. Very nice. =3
7CristalakeLike most people, I love the idea of Dementors dying of starvation while attempting to feed off of Snape. ;p And the Creature thrall was lovely too. Very nice. =3
11/20/2011 c1 7DeathCobraEater
Alright that was bloody brilliant and compleatelly hillariouse. Please exuse my horid spellling but I am still shaking from laughter. The dementores died oh my wizard g-d that was funny. Keep up the good work.
Death Cobra Eater
7DeathCobraEaterAlright that was bloody brilliant and compleatelly hillariouse. Please exuse my horid spellling but I am still shaking from laughter. The dementores died oh my wizard g-d that was funny. Keep up the good work.
Death Cobra Eater
8/9/2011 c1 Murrh
Harry stared at her blankly, "Was I supposed to?"
LOLOL
This entire thing was hilarious, and I'm glad Harry got his happy ending ^.^
Harry stared at her blankly, "Was I supposed to?"
LOLOL
This entire thing was hilarious, and I'm glad Harry got his happy ending ^.^
11/26/2010 c1 5SinuousFun-Keeper of Innocence
Gods, I laughed myself silly at this. Poor Harry. Then Ginny with Hagrid. Just genius. Brilliant work.
5SinuousFun-Keeper of InnocenceGods, I laughed myself silly at this. Poor Harry. Then Ginny with Hagrid. Just genius. Brilliant work.