for Contradicting Contractions12/6/2012 c1 sexy slut
I couldn't help but masturbate to this. please try to be more graphic when writing.
thanks for the story,
sexy slut
I couldn't help but masturbate to this. please try to be more graphic when writing.
thanks for the story,
sexy slut
8/19/2012 c1 o.O
Im laughing...while wanting to barf O.O and yet...i didn't stop reading! O.o
Im laughing...while wanting to barf O.O and yet...i didn't stop reading! O.o
1/30/2010 c1 Lauren
What the he'll
What the he'll
12/15/2009 c1 
11Corinne 22
Oh good god woman! Why didn't you warn me to not read this while I'm sick? lol The last image of her smiling and it oozing out is what did it for me. hahaha
I swear...that image will always stay in my head. Cause I have a weird thing where I automatically picture shit and that was not pretty. lol
I would love to have been part of the beginning of the convo for this to have been born...oh so messed up :)
11Corinne 22Oh good god woman! Why didn't you warn me to not read this while I'm sick? lol The last image of her smiling and it oozing out is what did it for me. hahaha
I swear...that image will always stay in my head. Cause I have a weird thing where I automatically picture shit and that was not pretty. lol
I would love to have been part of the beginning of the convo for this to have been born...oh so messed up :)
11/24/2009 c1 7Sobriquett
o.0
I just puked in my mouth a little.
You're... you're so going to hell. I love it. Like... like whoa.
I'm not even commenting. I'm going to pour bleach in my eyes. Bye.
~ Sobri (:
7Sobriquetto.0
I just puked in my mouth a little.
You're... you're so going to hell. I love it. Like... like whoa.
I'm not even commenting. I'm going to pour bleach in my eyes. Bye.
~ Sobri (:
7/8/2009 c1 sarahsumbrella
Fucking love it Jezz! (CyberSarah from WA rehab here) I was laughing so hard I woke my husband.
I think I'm going to encorporate cock snot into my everyday life from now until I die.
5 Stars!
Fucking love it Jezz! (CyberSarah from WA rehab here) I was laughing so hard I woke my husband.
I think I'm going to encorporate cock snot into my everyday life from now until I die.
5 Stars!
6/30/2009 c1 1olevia1977
"“Doctor, the baby's crowning,” I heard the nurse say as Bella continued to slob on my knob, like corn on the cob. My mind wandered for a second singing the catchy jingle I had heard and trying to place where I had heard it from."
"Unfold her lips and lets get this show on the road"
ROFL Holy shizzle this is so fucking funny!
this is Olevia1977 by the way from the forums :)
1olevia1977"“Doctor, the baby's crowning,” I heard the nurse say as Bella continued to slob on my knob, like corn on the cob. My mind wandered for a second singing the catchy jingle I had heard and trying to place where I had heard it from."
"Unfold her lips and lets get this show on the road"
ROFL Holy shizzle this is so fucking funny!
this is Olevia1977 by the way from the forums :)
6/29/2009 c1 3ShouldHaveStuckToReading
Oh. My. Gawd! Fucking hell Jezz! I'm like, laughing and fucking stunned at the same time. And you used, cunt! Good for you!
3ShouldHaveStuckToReadingOh. My. Gawd! Fucking hell Jezz! I'm like, laughing and fucking stunned at the same time. And you used, cunt! Good for you!