for How Close Is Close Enough?11/7/2012 c6 catlady45
It's old but I'm gonna review anyways - I like this one for just being so fun! Banter ftw.
It's old but I'm gonna review anyways - I like this one for just being so fun! Banter ftw.
10/20/2012 c6 elwren75
Yay! Although I just think they should turn off their cell phones, head for Damon's camero, and find another bookshelf (at the boarding house?) or just, y'know, a tree in the forest or something. I know Damon has a very good bed and his shower's pretty awesome too. Well. . . uh-huh . .
Yay! Although I just think they should turn off their cell phones, head for Damon's camero, and find another bookshelf (at the boarding house?) or just, y'know, a tree in the forest or something. I know Damon has a very good bed and his shower's pretty awesome too. Well. . . uh-huh . .
10/20/2012 c4 elwren75
ROFL!
She didn't know Damon Salvatore had the ability to turn her back into a virgin. Jerk.
***
He'd never admit his true fondness for Mr. Teddy.
***"When did you become so optimistic?"
"Oh I don't know, sometime between starting a bromance with the Teacher, adopting a baby emo vamp and having to put up with his sister. My cold Scrooge heart has melted and I finally know the true meaning of Christmas! God bless us everyone!"
"You're such an asshat!" she laughs and lays down on the bed. He follows suit and faces her.
"You know you love it."
She shakes her head, smiling and punches his arm.
"This is a Dolce and Gabana leather jacket, show some respect!"
I've been giggling and all-out guffawing through this whole thing. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today. :)
ROFL!
She didn't know Damon Salvatore had the ability to turn her back into a virgin. Jerk.
***
He'd never admit his true fondness for Mr. Teddy.
***"When did you become so optimistic?"
"Oh I don't know, sometime between starting a bromance with the Teacher, adopting a baby emo vamp and having to put up with his sister. My cold Scrooge heart has melted and I finally know the true meaning of Christmas! God bless us everyone!"
"You're such an asshat!" she laughs and lays down on the bed. He follows suit and faces her.
"You know you love it."
She shakes her head, smiling and punches his arm.
"This is a Dolce and Gabana leather jacket, show some respect!"
I've been giggling and all-out guffawing through this whole thing. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today. :)
10/20/2012 c3 elwren75
Jeremy's text is great. Jeremy as a vampire, staying with the Salvatores. That would be something to see, alright.
Jeremy's text is great. Jeremy as a vampire, staying with the Salvatores. That would be something to see, alright.
10/20/2012 c1 elwren75
I loved this! Damon's just as snarky-charming as ever!
"But, seriously, Damon, why do you throw yourself at every girl you see? Why throw yourself at-," she cuts off, not wanting to say her name.
"Katherine? It's not like she's Voldemort. We can say her name, and it won't jinx us!"
***
"Haven't you ever been with twins before?," he asks, lightening up the mood.
***
As soon as they are in the hallway, Alaric smacks Damon behind the head. He is the only human capable of doing so.
"What the hell was that?"
"You are such a **-blocker, Ric. That goes against everything in the Bro-code."
GREAT lines!
I loved this! Damon's just as snarky-charming as ever!
"But, seriously, Damon, why do you throw yourself at every girl you see? Why throw yourself at-," she cuts off, not wanting to say her name.
"Katherine? It's not like she's Voldemort. We can say her name, and it won't jinx us!"
***
"Haven't you ever been with twins before?," he asks, lightening up the mood.
***
As soon as they are in the hallway, Alaric smacks Damon behind the head. He is the only human capable of doing so.
"What the hell was that?"
"You are such a **-blocker, Ric. That goes against everything in the Bro-code."
GREAT lines!
1/21/2012 c6 irreversibly mesmerized
Brilliant!and so funny!i loughed a lot and I loved it even more!
Brilliant!and so funny!i loughed a lot and I loved it even more!
11/10/2011 c3 Saggie25
ughhh what is with all the **-blocking? lol! Poor Damon, and well, Elena too!
It`s the same as on the show. These two, especially now in Season 3, are constantly been interrupted whenever they share a MOMENT, so frrustrating!
I love your Damon by the way!;)!
ughhh what is with all the **-blocking? lol! Poor Damon, and well, Elena too!
It`s the same as on the show. These two, especially now in Season 3, are constantly been interrupted whenever they share a MOMENT, so frrustrating!
I love your Damon by the way!;)!
6/6/2011 c3 
6camiferz
"Her lips are warm and soft against his skin. She places her hands on his chest and rests her forehead against his."
Loved this chapter and loved this line. Your style of writing is amazing. Well done. :-)
6camiferz"Her lips are warm and soft against his skin. She places her hands on his chest and rests her forehead against his."
Loved this chapter and loved this line. Your style of writing is amazing. Well done. :-)
3/9/2011 c6 4Sorrywhatnow
Why did I never read this before?
It was soooo fun to read bb! As someone that writes angst most of the time, and doesn't read much fanfiction, it was so refreshing for me! To just read DE being playful, and sexy.
I loved the relationship between Damon and Elena in this fic. I loved the snark, and the banter. And then that scene at the end was HOT.
And of course I adoooored the Alaric, and the Jeremy stuff! Jer in particular was hillarious.
I literally laughed out loud over and over while reading this, and I think thats the best compliment I can give! It put a huge smile on my face! WRITE MORE PLEASE :D
4SorrywhatnowWhy did I never read this before?
It was soooo fun to read bb! As someone that writes angst most of the time, and doesn't read much fanfiction, it was so refreshing for me! To just read DE being playful, and sexy.
I loved the relationship between Damon and Elena in this fic. I loved the snark, and the banter. And then that scene at the end was HOT.
And of course I adoooored the Alaric, and the Jeremy stuff! Jer in particular was hillarious.
I literally laughed out loud over and over while reading this, and I think thats the best compliment I can give! It put a huge smile on my face! WRITE MORE PLEASE :D
11/8/2010 c6 stardustshop
Well,that was just the greatest thing ever.Also hilariously hilarious.And insanely good written.Loved it to bits.And,just for the record,you are pretty much amazing.
Well,that was just the greatest thing ever.Also hilariously hilarious.And insanely good written.Loved it to bits.And,just for the record,you are pretty much amazing.