for Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape5/2 c1 shah.khan.735
Thank you for the guidelines for Severus Snape. I'll be sure my daughter knows after i wrap this rather bird like looking character up. what can i do to calm him so she doesnt find him before her birthday?
Thank you for the guidelines for Severus Snape. I'll be sure my daughter knows after i wrap this rather bird like looking character up. what can i do to calm him so she doesnt find him before her birthday?
3/18 c1 
22SexySloth
I...I...good gods this is one of the most fantastic things I have ever read. I am sitting here laughing hysterically...cockatiel...fully assembled...Cuddlebum...tall, dark, and deadly...oh good lord. There are no words. Thank you thank you thank you for this amazing piece! It's amazing.
SS
22SexySlothI...I...good gods this is one of the most fantastic things I have ever read. I am sitting here laughing hysterically...cockatiel...fully assembled...Cuddlebum...tall, dark, and deadly...oh good lord. There are no words. Thank you thank you thank you for this amazing piece! It's amazing.
SS
2/27 c1 guest
so many lulz
:3 I WANT MY SNAPE!
so many lulz
:3 I WANT MY SNAPE!
2/1 c1 Poisoned-flowers
You, sir and/or madam, are hilariously hilarious, utterly demented and absolutely wonderful! This might be one of the funniest stories I have ever read! The FAQ at the end was my fave part. I would definitely write for info about US distributors of The Snape. Unfortunately I would likely void the guaranty with attempts at unsupported uses. ;P Thanks for making my giggle like a loon, I needed a good laugh!
You, sir and/or madam, are hilariously hilarious, utterly demented and absolutely wonderful! This might be one of the funniest stories I have ever read! The FAQ at the end was my fave part. I would definitely write for info about US distributors of The Snape. Unfortunately I would likely void the guaranty with attempts at unsupported uses. ;P Thanks for making my giggle like a loon, I needed a good laugh!
8/4/2012 c1 13Kazza
a delightful satirical story, and a pleasure to read! Oh dear, now you have me imagining Severus Snape as some wizarding Furby. Tee hee. Marvellous!
13Kazzaa delightful satirical story, and a pleasure to read! Oh dear, now you have me imagining Severus Snape as some wizarding Furby. Tee hee. Marvellous!
6/12/2012 c1 29lastcrazyhorn
aww, I wanted to assemble one . . . :(
lol
Fantabulous, as I mentioned in our chat. :)
29lastcrazyhornaww, I wanted to assemble one . . . :(
lol
Fantabulous, as I mentioned in our chat. :)
2/19/2012 c1 2SevLikesFishFingersAndCustard
"Any attempt to open or rearrange him will void the guaranty" Is it sick that I found that funny? :L
And bless, I would dress my Snape in my Grandmothers dress, I think he'd look quiet fetching!
This was pure genius though, had me in stitches throughout :L x
2SevLikesFishFingersAndCustard"Any attempt to open or rearrange him will void the guaranty" Is it sick that I found that funny? :L
And bless, I would dress my Snape in my Grandmothers dress, I think he'd look quiet fetching!
This was pure genius though, had me in stitches throughout :L x
12/21/2011 c1 fantasyfanrocks1
absolutely hilarous!I want a snape too!
absolutely hilarous!I want a snape too!