for Your House6/6/2012 c1 Guest
This is hilarious!
This is hilarious!
3/14/2012 c1 
15Topaz18
I find this hilarious! I always liked Cave Johnson and his pre-recorded messages... I like all the expression of Cave and the part were you added the employee firing! I demand to see Life's manager, to tell them that this is an awesome story!
15Topaz18I find this hilarious! I always liked Cave Johnson and his pre-recorded messages... I like all the expression of Cave and the part were you added the employee firing! I demand to see Life's manager, to tell them that this is an awesome story!
9/9/2011 c1 Seihana-Chan
GENIUS!
GENIUS!
8/12/2011 c1 The Music Core
Oh. My. God. This... This was on the top three most entertaining Portal reads. So... Funny! It was completely random, and that was what probably going through Cave's mind as he lost his sanity. Very, very well written, and somehow...works perfectly.
Oh. My. God. This... This was on the top three most entertaining Portal reads. So... Funny! It was completely random, and that was what probably going through Cave's mind as he lost his sanity. Very, very well written, and somehow...works perfectly.
5/30/2011 c1 Wintersmith42
Well, theres something that hasn't been done before. I liked it, seemed very "aperturian".
Well, theres something that hasn't been done before. I liked it, seemed very "aperturian".
5/30/2011 c1 21ASBusinessMagnet
So are you telling me because Life dared give Cave Johnson lemons and he burns Life's house down the new extinction event started?
Also, I found an illogical point: "Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!" was said in 1970s, Cave got poisoned between 1970s and 1980s and said "When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade!..." in 1980s.
21ASBusinessMagnetSo are you telling me because Life dared give Cave Johnson lemons and he burns Life's house down the new extinction event started?
Also, I found an illogical point: "Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!" was said in 1970s, Cave got poisoned between 1970s and 1980s and said "When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade!..." in 1980s.
5/30/2011 c1 Nobody
You sir/madam, are a genius. A pure genius.
As is this story. Absolute brilliance.
You sir/madam, are a genius. A pure genius.
As is this story. Absolute brilliance.
5/30/2011 c1 greg
Science isnt about a god, its about M-theory.
Why put an unrealistic character into a science story?...
Had to be done. Also: part of me meant it.
Science isnt about a god, its about M-theory.
Why put an unrealistic character into a science story?...
Had to be done. Also: part of me meant it.
5/29/2011 c1 62Witchy Bee
This was awesome. Truly. Life deserved it. You just don't mess with Cave Johnson.
62Witchy BeeThis was awesome. Truly. Life deserved it. You just don't mess with Cave Johnson.
5/29/2011 c1 Celeste
You. Are. Brilliant. Seriously. I loved it! Had to stop myself from laughing at 12 at night (as I'm supposed to be asleep)! XD The dialogue was tied into your story very, very well. Thanks for the laugh! XD One of the few humor stories I actually like! ^_^
You. Are. Brilliant. Seriously. I loved it! Had to stop myself from laughing at 12 at night (as I'm supposed to be asleep)! XD The dialogue was tied into your story very, very well. Thanks for the laugh! XD One of the few humor stories I actually like! ^_^
5/29/2011 c1 Sydney
This was amazing. Seriously. Freaking hilarious. Actually made me laugh. xD
Great job!
This was amazing. Seriously. Freaking hilarious. Actually made me laugh. xD
Great job!