for Chez Melissa5/23/2012 c1 
1GothicPheonix
I think this would be more of an original fiction. So if you have a fictionpress account I'd say it'd go there, maybe some of your goddess stuff too, like the contest one?
1GothicPheonixI think this would be more of an original fiction. So if you have a fictionpress account I'd say it'd go there, maybe some of your goddess stuff too, like the contest one?
7/29/2011 c1 3Paradoxalpoised
Dear 'phfina,
What a pleasure it is to see that you have written again !
This episod is very amusing. I am thinking you had much fun writing it because you render it in a way that is very witty, in the direct line heritage of all your other pieces. I thought your words played together very smartly. The tone was fresh and lively, lots of amusing jokes and little hinted wi ks that were well introduced.
I particularly like your niece, dear Elena Marie sounds lie, she could be you as a child, i guess cats don't make dogs. She seems to have a good strong personality, and obviously she must be a good judge of character.
It seems your Saga loved your piece, so you did the hardest part. As for the rest of us, what's to like? It's amusing seeing you being your toppy self so easily distracted yet more confident than I would have thought.
One never gets bored with you Little One, and you do love fiercely.
Your gnocchi sound fabulous, your grandma would be proud.
It's good to have you back, keep cooking!
C.
3ParadoxalpoisedDear 'phfina,
What a pleasure it is to see that you have written again !
This episod is very amusing. I am thinking you had much fun writing it because you render it in a way that is very witty, in the direct line heritage of all your other pieces. I thought your words played together very smartly. The tone was fresh and lively, lots of amusing jokes and little hinted wi ks that were well introduced.
I particularly like your niece, dear Elena Marie sounds lie, she could be you as a child, i guess cats don't make dogs. She seems to have a good strong personality, and obviously she must be a good judge of character.
It seems your Saga loved your piece, so you did the hardest part. As for the rest of us, what's to like? It's amusing seeing you being your toppy self so easily distracted yet more confident than I would have thought.
One never gets bored with you Little One, and you do love fiercely.
Your gnocchi sound fabulous, your grandma would be proud.
It's good to have you back, keep cooking!
C.
7/19/2011 c1 18Meneldur
"Otherwise, who would watch the Red Sox win the World series?" - And Japan kick the USA's butt in the Women's Soccer World Cup?
"what we do now is to roll these into snakes and then from the snakes cut off one inch sections" - Is this not Animal Cruelty? Do we need to inform PETA of these actions?
In conclusion, I cannot help but think that your kitchen exploits are far funner than mine. When I make cookies, all I get is annoying sisters trying to eat the batter or the hot cookies. On the other hand, nobody has ever rubbed a /stopper/ between my legs while I bent over (maybe because I only bend over when putting something in or taking something out from the oven? We will need to check this). And my (younger) relatives don't shout at me. We just read books together and then discuss them. What's the point of giving people books to read if they won't talk about them later with you, right?
Anyway, I feel disjointed (maybe it's not a good idea to read and write reviews at 1:00 in the morning after a day long fast? Could anyone try it and then tell me their experience?), and sweaty and tired, so I think I'm off to bed. Maybe I'll dream of a hot kitchen... and stoppers... and snakes (though hopefully longer than one inch)... and girls with lovable accents (there is nothing better [as far as I know] than British [Scottish/Irish especially] girls reading/talking in Aramaic). So, good work and good night, I guess. Until next time.
My ending notes: I'm not American (or rather, I am, but don't tell anyone). Anyway, point is, I consider myself somewhat of a scholar (I know Aramaic!), so I'm going to try and be grammatically correct, or at least be horribly snobby (some people tell me I have a British Accent!) and correct any mistakes I think I've found.
"or is in NST" - "Or is it NST", I think. Although the "and am I sleeping on the couch tonight?" would also be more exact if it was "And I'm sleeping on the couch tonight?"
"I'm sure blaming me for the camera and mutters a cross" - Shouldn't this be "I'm sure she's blaming me"?
"What with everybody these days?" - Maybe "What is with everybody these days?"
"Why doesn't everybody do exactly what I tell them without question, but no!" - I can't help but feel this sentence is missing some element or change to make it logical, such as "Everybody could do exactly what I tell them without question, but no!" Although since even that sentence isn't exactly correct, I guess I'm just being nitpicky...
"aga looks up at me" - Not "Saga looks up at me"? Unless it's Naga?
"What's to do" - How does this makes sense? 'What is to do:'? That doesn't sound right. What to do, possibly, or adding the S as possessive.
18Meneldur"Otherwise, who would watch the Red Sox win the World series?" - And Japan kick the USA's butt in the Women's Soccer World Cup?
"what we do now is to roll these into snakes and then from the snakes cut off one inch sections" - Is this not Animal Cruelty? Do we need to inform PETA of these actions?
In conclusion, I cannot help but think that your kitchen exploits are far funner than mine. When I make cookies, all I get is annoying sisters trying to eat the batter or the hot cookies. On the other hand, nobody has ever rubbed a /stopper/ between my legs while I bent over (maybe because I only bend over when putting something in or taking something out from the oven? We will need to check this). And my (younger) relatives don't shout at me. We just read books together and then discuss them. What's the point of giving people books to read if they won't talk about them later with you, right?
Anyway, I feel disjointed (maybe it's not a good idea to read and write reviews at 1:00 in the morning after a day long fast? Could anyone try it and then tell me their experience?), and sweaty and tired, so I think I'm off to bed. Maybe I'll dream of a hot kitchen... and stoppers... and snakes (though hopefully longer than one inch)... and girls with lovable accents (there is nothing better [as far as I know] than British [Scottish/Irish especially] girls reading/talking in Aramaic). So, good work and good night, I guess. Until next time.
My ending notes: I'm not American (or rather, I am, but don't tell anyone). Anyway, point is, I consider myself somewhat of a scholar (I know Aramaic!), so I'm going to try and be grammatically correct, or at least be horribly snobby (some people tell me I have a British Accent!) and correct any mistakes I think I've found.
"or is in NST" - "Or is it NST", I think. Although the "and am I sleeping on the couch tonight?" would also be more exact if it was "And I'm sleeping on the couch tonight?"
"I'm sure blaming me for the camera and mutters a cross" - Shouldn't this be "I'm sure she's blaming me"?
"What with everybody these days?" - Maybe "What is with everybody these days?"
"Why doesn't everybody do exactly what I tell them without question, but no!" - I can't help but feel this sentence is missing some element or change to make it logical, such as "Everybody could do exactly what I tell them without question, but no!" Although since even that sentence isn't exactly correct, I guess I'm just being nitpicky...
"aga looks up at me" - Not "Saga looks up at me"? Unless it's Naga?
"What's to do" - How does this makes sense? 'What is to do:'? That doesn't sound right. What to do, possibly, or adding the S as possessive.
7/7/2011 c1 SagaLouise
Pray tell, dear Lady, why do you keep your flour in the refrigerator?
Or maybe you don't - maybe it's only your fictional character that does so. But since you pictured me so very well, I only assumed you did the same with yourself.
And you nailed me, didn't you? Well, not 'nailed' nailed, that's for later...when you'll be the 'hammer' and I'll be the 'nail' and we..Saga! People don't want to read about that! Sorry. So you are quite the judge of character, impressive! But didn't I already knew that? Mmhm!
Nieces seem to be the same all over the world. Strong-minded girls with integrity; lost in books while their youth is fleeing. And they have a very irritating, discreet way of pointing ones age out... "Are you really going to do that? You're not a teenager anymore, you know..." or "Are you going to wear those? Those are for twenty year olds..." Do you know how many shoes and clothes I've put away in the depths of my closet, due to my nieces? It's probably worth a small fortune.
You know those videos of fan girls throwing hysteric fits due to the teaser trailer of, let's say, Breaking Dawn? They cry and scream and laugh and wail and..well act psycho enough to earn a padded cell for a longer period of time. I'm glad I'm camera-shy enough not to film my reactions to a certain authoress, when she suddenly, out of the blue, decides to write me a story with me co-starring. Let's just say I would, with proper evidence, fit in the Hall of Fame of most psychotic fan girls. Not very flattering for me, but very much for you!
I love this story, I love your humor and I love the fact that this is almost like the prequel to a VERY M-rated mail you send me the other day... But this was supposed to be a review, right? I've never reviewed anything that has me in it; so I don't know what to say other than you really know me - too darn well. Even though I'm 'fictional' this time. I like how you write yourself: bossy, and yet very attentive and negotiable. So much as I see you in reality...
I wonder how the talk between the cameramen goes? 'Do we keep the camera rolling or break for commercials?' when things seems to be getting out of hand. And they get out of hand pretty quickly and it escalades; "so, a long commercial then?"
You know what I do occasionally when I cook? I pretend. I pretend there is a camera zooming in on my busy hands, chopping and stirring and I explain what it is I'm doing, and then I smile a sweet and slightly flirty smile while tasting the whipped cream. (Oh, there is a padded cell waiting for me somewhere, I just know it...)
So how do I wrap this up? Ah, yes! 'The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the' and some 'bork, bork!' And thank you, thank you so, so, so much. I love it!
Kyssar, Saga
Pray tell, dear Lady, why do you keep your flour in the refrigerator?
Or maybe you don't - maybe it's only your fictional character that does so. But since you pictured me so very well, I only assumed you did the same with yourself.
And you nailed me, didn't you? Well, not 'nailed' nailed, that's for later...when you'll be the 'hammer' and I'll be the 'nail' and we..Saga! People don't want to read about that! Sorry. So you are quite the judge of character, impressive! But didn't I already knew that? Mmhm!
Nieces seem to be the same all over the world. Strong-minded girls with integrity; lost in books while their youth is fleeing. And they have a very irritating, discreet way of pointing ones age out... "Are you really going to do that? You're not a teenager anymore, you know..." or "Are you going to wear those? Those are for twenty year olds..." Do you know how many shoes and clothes I've put away in the depths of my closet, due to my nieces? It's probably worth a small fortune.
You know those videos of fan girls throwing hysteric fits due to the teaser trailer of, let's say, Breaking Dawn? They cry and scream and laugh and wail and..well act psycho enough to earn a padded cell for a longer period of time. I'm glad I'm camera-shy enough not to film my reactions to a certain authoress, when she suddenly, out of the blue, decides to write me a story with me co-starring. Let's just say I would, with proper evidence, fit in the Hall of Fame of most psychotic fan girls. Not very flattering for me, but very much for you!
I love this story, I love your humor and I love the fact that this is almost like the prequel to a VERY M-rated mail you send me the other day... But this was supposed to be a review, right? I've never reviewed anything that has me in it; so I don't know what to say other than you really know me - too darn well. Even though I'm 'fictional' this time. I like how you write yourself: bossy, and yet very attentive and negotiable. So much as I see you in reality...
I wonder how the talk between the cameramen goes? 'Do we keep the camera rolling or break for commercials?' when things seems to be getting out of hand. And they get out of hand pretty quickly and it escalades; "so, a long commercial then?"
You know what I do occasionally when I cook? I pretend. I pretend there is a camera zooming in on my busy hands, chopping and stirring and I explain what it is I'm doing, and then I smile a sweet and slightly flirty smile while tasting the whipped cream. (Oh, there is a padded cell waiting for me somewhere, I just know it...)
So how do I wrap this up? Ah, yes! 'The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the' and some 'bork, bork!' And thank you, thank you so, so, so much. I love it!
Kyssar, Saga
7/5/2011 c1 1mione03
Hello,how are you?
Well i love this fic! I miss ready something that you write!
Congratulations and i hope see you soon!
Kisses
mione03
1mione03Hello,how are you?
Well i love this fic! I miss ready something that you write!
Congratulations and i hope see you soon!
Kisses
mione03
7/4/2011 c1 Condor green
I must admit that I really didn't understand what I just read,
having never cooked anything substantial and having never seen the muppets in my entire life.
But it was funny and cute and I liked it! so that's ok XD.
Hope to see more.
Condor
I must admit that I really didn't understand what I just read,
having never cooked anything substantial and having never seen the muppets in my entire life.
But it was funny and cute and I liked it! so that's ok XD.
Hope to see more.
Condor