for It All Started that Valentine's Day1/26/2012 c1 Rugbygirrl
That was a hilarious gift basket! And Reid and Morgan were awesome in this. So will Emilya nd Hotch get to try out any of the goodies? Maybe some lube?
I think all Hotly fans are on a bit of high from last night's episode!
That was a hilarious gift basket! And Reid and Morgan were awesome in this. So will Emilya nd Hotch get to try out any of the goodies? Maybe some lube?
I think all Hotly fans are on a bit of high from last night's episode!
1/26/2012 c1 MrsCriminalMinds
Hahaha, I actually love this I got a really good laugh out of the Morgan and Reid bit like. Can't wait for the next chapter :D
Hahaha, I actually love this I got a really good laugh out of the Morgan and Reid bit like. Can't wait for the next chapter :D
1/26/2012 c1 
46celticgina
giggling here...and LOVING this...
and oh yeah, you know I am going to mention oh so casually that if this wandered into grown up land, I wouldn't mind at all!
46celticginagiggling here...and LOVING this...
and oh yeah, you know I am going to mention oh so casually that if this wandered into grown up land, I wouldn't mind at all!
1/26/2012 c1 33Longbourn22
Gosh, his face, I can just picture it!I would be loving my ass off! Oh, this is absolutely brilliant! To think that he might be the one to get her those. Major lol!
Now, I have to wait for what comes next...her mouth or mind as far as he is concern!
Thank you! This is too funny!
Lizzie
33Longbourn22Gosh, his face, I can just picture it!I would be loving my ass off! Oh, this is absolutely brilliant! To think that he might be the one to get her those. Major lol!
Now, I have to wait for what comes next...her mouth or mind as far as he is concern!
Thank you! This is too funny!
Lizzie
1/26/2012 c1 jltmysterylover
OMG! This is TOO funny! Keep updating!
OMG! This is TOO funny! Keep updating!
1/26/2012 c1 sarahb2007
Oh my I laughed so hard at parts of this chapter. Sad we have to wait so long for the next part but totally understand why. Also last nights episode was amazing!
Oh my I laughed so hard at parts of this chapter. Sad we have to wait so long for the next part but totally understand why. Also last nights episode was amazing!
1/26/2012 c1 5Craftygirl11
Thought this was awesome. I really liked it. I can't wait for the next chapter nor the the next update. I just hope that you remember.
5Craftygirl11Thought this was awesome. I really liked it. I can't wait for the next chapter nor the the next update. I just hope that you remember.
1/26/2012 c1 saturdayslump
This is so great! It's a fun way to start, but poor Hotch! Can you imagine how mortified he'd be if that happened on the show?
This is so great! It's a fun way to start, but poor Hotch! Can you imagine how mortified he'd be if that happened on the show?
1/26/2012 c1 Celina79
Oh my...!:D lol What a gift for Emily.;) And Hotchs reaction that it wasn't chocolate.:D Hahaha!
Can't wait for their dinner date!:D
Oh my...!:D lol What a gift for Emily.;) And Hotchs reaction that it wasn't chocolate.:D Hahaha!
Can't wait for their dinner date!:D
1/26/2012 c1 HGRHfan35
So AWESOME. So BRILLIANT!
I am so incredibly flattered that you wrote this for me *happy sigh*
1)The maroon wrap around dress that she had worn a few months ago had caused such a widespread phenomenon of bulging eyes-to-bosom stares from males outside her team that she had sworn never to wear another one to work again. Fricking perverts. They had all acted like they had never seen boobs before. She had even caught Judy Davies checking out the girls. Although that probably wasn't sexual. Emily had heard from Pen that Strauss' assistant had been thinking of getting a boob job. She wondered what she would do if Judy turned up at work one day with identical boobs. God, thought Emily as she shuddered. The thought didn't bear thinking about.
Oh gods, even I, a straight woman ogled her breasts! :D
2)Emily sat down and tugged the end of the ribbon, then pulled open the crackly cellophane.
She froze.
"Holy fucking shit." Morgan was suddenly right next to her. "What are you planning for tonight? An orgy?"
"Oh, wow." Reid had also come up to stand next to her.
The three of them stared in awkward silence at the twin pack of 'his and hers' KY jelly sitting innocently amid at least two dozen condoms. All in different coloured packs.
Reid bent down to take a closer look. "Trojan Ribbed, Trojan Magnum, Trojan Her Pleasure, Trojan Ultra Thin, Trojan Extended Pleasure, Trojan Non-Lubed, Trojan Supra, Trojan Twisted Pleasure, Trojan Mint Tingle, Trojan Ultra Pleasure, Trojan-Enz Lubricated. Well, it looks like Trojan is the sender's condom of choice."
* Choking on my laughter here. I could SO see their faces!
but then Reid & Morgan *giggles a lot more*
3)"Pleasure Plus? You're joking right?" Emily looked down at the item. Just because Derek had a different brand in his wallet didn't mean he wasn't the perpetrator.
"Actually, it's true," said Reid. "Pleasure Plus is Morgan's preferred brand. It is specifically designed to enhance sensation through its looser fit, hence allowing nerve endings to remain at their most receptive."
The silence that followed was deafening. Emily was the first to speak. She looked at her partner and their resident genius. "So, how long have you both been in a relationship?"
Derek chortled, slinging his arm around Reid's narrow shoulders. "I don't know. What do you reckon babe, four months?"
"I..I we are not in a relationship!" spluttered the younger profiler, turning bright red as he angrily pushed Derek's arm off him. At Derek's uproarious laughter and Dave's chuckling, he shot them an furious look before walking back to his desk. "We're not in a relationship," he reiterated as he sat down at his desk. To Emily's surprise, a second later, Reid smiled at them, laughter dancing in his eyes. "It's purely sex. There's no relationship. And believe it or not, Morgan's a bottom."
At that, Emily and Dave burst out in loud, uncontrollable laughter while Morgan was now the one spluttering out his denial. "I am not having sex with Reid! Reid, you are so dead. I'm going to come to your house and steal all your books. I swear."
*By then, I died on the spot with laughter!
4)Dave gave a low laugh as he headed for the stairs to his office. "They're good, but my recommendations would be the 'Extended Pleasure' and the 'Magnum'".
"Guess it makes sense you're a Trojan man, Dave. The brand has been around for 80 years," Emily called out, grinning to herself when she heard him tell her to zip her mouth.
*ROFLOL!
5)Emily reached into her bag and took out the gift basket, unwrapping it before placing it before him. The look of sheer horror that appeared on his face was priceless. So much so that she had to bite the inside of her lip hard to stop from bursting out in laughter. Okay, she had her answer. The condoms weren't from her boss. Bummer. She could have done with some rock and roll tonight. Even if the consequences would have affected their professional relationship. Boy, she was horny. And she wasn't blind. Hotch was a good looking man. She had even had a couple of x-rated fantasies about him in the past. She sighed, it was never going to happen. Even if he had felt the slightest hint of attraction for her he was too disciplined and controlled to ever act on it.
*but I LOVED her parting shot
6)"Trust me, Hotch. If we were going to end up in bed, I won't want there to be any barriers between us.
*She CERTAINLY put some NICE thoughts into his mind now!
Bring on Chapter 2!
I am flying without wings on happiness & laughter!
Thank you my dearest Phras. Thank you SO MUCH!
Now why the heck do I have to go to work NOW?
So AWESOME. So BRILLIANT!
I am so incredibly flattered that you wrote this for me *happy sigh*
1)The maroon wrap around dress that she had worn a few months ago had caused such a widespread phenomenon of bulging eyes-to-bosom stares from males outside her team that she had sworn never to wear another one to work again. Fricking perverts. They had all acted like they had never seen boobs before. She had even caught Judy Davies checking out the girls. Although that probably wasn't sexual. Emily had heard from Pen that Strauss' assistant had been thinking of getting a boob job. She wondered what she would do if Judy turned up at work one day with identical boobs. God, thought Emily as she shuddered. The thought didn't bear thinking about.
Oh gods, even I, a straight woman ogled her breasts! :D
2)Emily sat down and tugged the end of the ribbon, then pulled open the crackly cellophane.
She froze.
"Holy fucking shit." Morgan was suddenly right next to her. "What are you planning for tonight? An orgy?"
"Oh, wow." Reid had also come up to stand next to her.
The three of them stared in awkward silence at the twin pack of 'his and hers' KY jelly sitting innocently amid at least two dozen condoms. All in different coloured packs.
Reid bent down to take a closer look. "Trojan Ribbed, Trojan Magnum, Trojan Her Pleasure, Trojan Ultra Thin, Trojan Extended Pleasure, Trojan Non-Lubed, Trojan Supra, Trojan Twisted Pleasure, Trojan Mint Tingle, Trojan Ultra Pleasure, Trojan-Enz Lubricated. Well, it looks like Trojan is the sender's condom of choice."
* Choking on my laughter here. I could SO see their faces!
but then Reid & Morgan *giggles a lot more*
3)"Pleasure Plus? You're joking right?" Emily looked down at the item. Just because Derek had a different brand in his wallet didn't mean he wasn't the perpetrator.
"Actually, it's true," said Reid. "Pleasure Plus is Morgan's preferred brand. It is specifically designed to enhance sensation through its looser fit, hence allowing nerve endings to remain at their most receptive."
The silence that followed was deafening. Emily was the first to speak. She looked at her partner and their resident genius. "So, how long have you both been in a relationship?"
Derek chortled, slinging his arm around Reid's narrow shoulders. "I don't know. What do you reckon babe, four months?"
"I..I we are not in a relationship!" spluttered the younger profiler, turning bright red as he angrily pushed Derek's arm off him. At Derek's uproarious laughter and Dave's chuckling, he shot them an furious look before walking back to his desk. "We're not in a relationship," he reiterated as he sat down at his desk. To Emily's surprise, a second later, Reid smiled at them, laughter dancing in his eyes. "It's purely sex. There's no relationship. And believe it or not, Morgan's a bottom."
At that, Emily and Dave burst out in loud, uncontrollable laughter while Morgan was now the one spluttering out his denial. "I am not having sex with Reid! Reid, you are so dead. I'm going to come to your house and steal all your books. I swear."
*By then, I died on the spot with laughter!
4)Dave gave a low laugh as he headed for the stairs to his office. "They're good, but my recommendations would be the 'Extended Pleasure' and the 'Magnum'".
"Guess it makes sense you're a Trojan man, Dave. The brand has been around for 80 years," Emily called out, grinning to herself when she heard him tell her to zip her mouth.
*ROFLOL!
5)Emily reached into her bag and took out the gift basket, unwrapping it before placing it before him. The look of sheer horror that appeared on his face was priceless. So much so that she had to bite the inside of her lip hard to stop from bursting out in laughter. Okay, she had her answer. The condoms weren't from her boss. Bummer. She could have done with some rock and roll tonight. Even if the consequences would have affected their professional relationship. Boy, she was horny. And she wasn't blind. Hotch was a good looking man. She had even had a couple of x-rated fantasies about him in the past. She sighed, it was never going to happen. Even if he had felt the slightest hint of attraction for her he was too disciplined and controlled to ever act on it.
*but I LOVED her parting shot
6)"Trust me, Hotch. If we were going to end up in bed, I won't want there to be any barriers between us.
*She CERTAINLY put some NICE thoughts into his mind now!
Bring on Chapter 2!
I am flying without wings on happiness & laughter!
Thank you my dearest Phras. Thank you SO MUCH!
Now why the heck do I have to go to work NOW?
1/26/2012 c1 145greengirl82
My god girl, you sure know how to make me freaking laugh...
Btw what's with everyone giving Emily condoms? First her basket from Hotch then Morgan and his brand. I couldn't stop laughing.
And I just love, love the dirty innuendo with Hotch before he realized what her gift actually was, I mean seriously, come on.
I loved the chat we had on Twitter about Trojans. God, this is epic?
145greengirl82My god girl, you sure know how to make me freaking laugh...
Btw what's with everyone giving Emily condoms? First her basket from Hotch then Morgan and his brand. I couldn't stop laughing.
And I just love, love the dirty innuendo with Hotch before he realized what her gift actually was, I mean seriously, come on.
I loved the chat we had on Twitter about Trojans. God, this is epic?
1/26/2012 c1 8raffinit
I absolutely adore the Shemar/Matthew bromance in here - I would die if this was ever referenced on the show.
Also - THIS was why you were researching lubricants, I see. Such a thorough writer (and uh, wife? hur hur I went too far)
I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED ON WATER WHEN I READ PUNANY PAVEMENT. REALLY? Punany is like, Ali G language. I haven't heard that word in years. Oh God, dying on the inside.
I cannot WAIT to see where you go with this. :) This is going to be EPIC.
8raffinitI absolutely adore the Shemar/Matthew bromance in here - I would die if this was ever referenced on the show.
Also - THIS was why you were researching lubricants, I see. Such a thorough writer (and uh, wife? hur hur I went too far)
I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED ON WATER WHEN I READ PUNANY PAVEMENT. REALLY? Punany is like, Ali G language. I haven't heard that word in years. Oh God, dying on the inside.
I cannot WAIT to see where you go with this. :) This is going to be EPIC.