for Scout Gets a Shave8/24/2012 c1 NAME REDACTED
God, this was really funny! Scout was such a little kid in this, and despite being a total jerk he's got some sort of boyish, immature charisma.
God, this was really funny! Scout was such a little kid in this, and despite being a total jerk he's got some sort of boyish, immature charisma.
7/28/2012 c1 
35Faux Promises
Oh man I love how your Scout is like a ten-year-old, I started to think halfway through that he's not even a mercenary, just some child that threw his ball over the fence and wandered over to RED's base to get it back and they just handed him a job. He has all these autistic temper tantrums...god it cracks me up. And then poor pathetic Sniper, he's only such a pathetic creepy weirdo in your fics. You know, you portraying Scout as barely twelve years old, and Sniper as a deranged anti-social pedophile, actually fit established fanon pretty well.
"Medic started crying. Then a blast of vomit shot out of his mouth, making the walls and ceiling barfy with Heavy semen, and then he raised up a huge bonesaw and he cut his own head off."
Scout, what is wrong with you. :P He's a riot. This was great.
35Faux PromisesOh man I love how your Scout is like a ten-year-old, I started to think halfway through that he's not even a mercenary, just some child that threw his ball over the fence and wandered over to RED's base to get it back and they just handed him a job. He has all these autistic temper tantrums...god it cracks me up. And then poor pathetic Sniper, he's only such a pathetic creepy weirdo in your fics. You know, you portraying Scout as barely twelve years old, and Sniper as a deranged anti-social pedophile, actually fit established fanon pretty well.
"Medic started crying. Then a blast of vomit shot out of his mouth, making the walls and ceiling barfy with Heavy semen, and then he raised up a huge bonesaw and he cut his own head off."
Scout, what is wrong with you. :P He's a riot. This was great.
7/27/2012 c1 SnortyOnHonHon
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7/27/2012 c1 2XxSiberianTigerxX
"Yeah right! Real men don't need band-aids!" huffed a Scout.
"Real men can get an infection and die like zat," said Medic.
BEST PART! Your Medic is AWESOME! LOL!
2XxSiberianTigerxX"Yeah right! Real men don't need band-aids!" huffed a Scout.
"Real men can get an infection and die like zat," said Medic.
BEST PART! Your Medic is AWESOME! LOL!
7/27/2012 c1 54LilyRosetheDreamer
Oh wow...Scout IS an idiot. XD
I ADORE YOU! I adore your Sniper (poor thing), I adore your Spy, I adore your Medic...the list goes on.
I'm never going to look at shaving in the same way again. XD
54LilyRosetheDreamerOh wow...Scout IS an idiot. XD
I ADORE YOU! I adore your Sniper (poor thing), I adore your Spy, I adore your Medic...the list goes on.
I'm never going to look at shaving in the same way again. XD
7/26/2012 c1 9Jaxson The Great
OMG that may have been the funniest yet! XD So much laughter! And so many camel analogies... O_O
9Jaxson The GreatOMG that may have been the funniest yet! XD So much laughter! And so many camel analogies... O_O
7/26/2012 c1 30ChaosandMayhem
"OH BOY, DIS IS DA FUN PART!"
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Like Scout, I forgot to breathe. Ohmigawd. Where does one start?
One: I love you, pretty-ugly Sniper! I'll take you and your awkward tallness and your inability to connect with people and the Jarate thing and the van!
Two: "However, 99% of war-themed baseball-enthusiast Bostonians have the memory of a half-dead goldfish" As someone who lives two hours outside of Boston, I can tell you this is truth. Also, *whispers* never let Scout drive Sniper's van or Engie's truck because Bostonians are terrible drivers.
Three: Sneaky!Scout mode engaged. And Santy!Scout.
Four: MEDICKHEAD
Five: Medic's daily planner :3
Six: Engie's chocolates and "midnight boxer run"
Seven:...y'know, at this rate I'm just going to be recapping the whole fic, so...
It's brilliant. You're brilliant. You're leaving me in stitches. Not fair, because I don't want stitches! D:
Chaos
30ChaosandMayhem"OH BOY, DIS IS DA FUN PART!"
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Like Scout, I forgot to breathe. Ohmigawd. Where does one start?
One: I love you, pretty-ugly Sniper! I'll take you and your awkward tallness and your inability to connect with people and the Jarate thing and the van!
Two: "However, 99% of war-themed baseball-enthusiast Bostonians have the memory of a half-dead goldfish" As someone who lives two hours outside of Boston, I can tell you this is truth. Also, *whispers* never let Scout drive Sniper's van or Engie's truck because Bostonians are terrible drivers.
Three: Sneaky!Scout mode engaged. And Santy!Scout.
Four: MEDICKHEAD
Five: Medic's daily planner :3
Six: Engie's chocolates and "midnight boxer run"
Seven:...y'know, at this rate I'm just going to be recapping the whole fic, so...
It's brilliant. You're brilliant. You're leaving me in stitches. Not fair, because I don't want stitches! D:
Chaos