Hi :) This is the first in what I hope will be many stories that pair different Power Rangers together. Basically, I pick a pair at random and try to think of a funny story with them. Yes, I do prefer to write humor. Must be my Psycho personality :) My titles will be very non-creative because I hate thinking of titles. Finally, a big "Hello" to all the AFPR's out there- especially my fellow female Psychos :).
Disclaimer- I don't own Power Rangers, someone else does. Not sure who at the moment, but it isn't me :) Oh, and please e-mail and nag me to continue if you like it because I am a horrible procrastinator.Tanya and Leo
"And we're back from our commercial. This is Tanya Sloan on KAGV, Angel Grove's most listened to music station. Ok, now it's time for our "Win a Trip to Space and Never See your Friends or Family Again contest." If caller one hundred is able to answer a few very, very, simple questions about the Power Rangers, he will win a ticket to Terra Venture...the first space-traveling colony. I hear it's just like a regular city with schools, an ice-skating rink, and even a McDonalds. Good afternoon. You are on KAGV Radio."
"Hi there, you are our one hundreth caller..."
"Whoohoo! I'm getting on Terra Venture! I'll show my know-it-all brother I can get lost in space just a much as he can. Dumb bragging jerk. I'd like to drop him down a deep hole..."
"Hold on there! You've got to answer a few questions first. You do know about the Power Rangers, don't you?"
"Power Rangers? Uh, well, actually I'm more of a Transformers fan..."
"Of course you do...You'll have no problem with these questions, then. Hey, what is your name, anyway?"
"Uh, Leo, Leo Corbett."
"Ok, Leo, just answer one of three very simple questions correctly, and you'll win. Ready?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"What was the name of the Princess of Evil who tried to take over the Universe five years ago?"
"Sigh...I'll give you a hint..:Princess As..."
"Not even close."
"No! It's Astronema. Forget that one. Here's the next question. What were the giant robots that the Power Rangers used to fight the gigantic monsters called?"
"What? Voltron isn't even real."
"Oh,...uh...The Enegizer Bunny?"
"Are you just making idiotically wild guesses?"
"How'd you know? The Jolly Green Giant?"
"Aahhh! Zords.! I can't believe you didn't know that one when they'd been mentioned almost every day on the news ever since the Rangers first appeared! Well, even you can't mess this one up. Name just one of the colors worn by the Power Rangers."
"What kind of color is burnt umber? Think of a simple color. Like pi..."
"Ah, my poor head. I can't take it anymore. I'm sorry, but you haven't gotten any questions correct. We'll send you our complimentary T-shirt. Thanks for playing."
"Simple questions my ...bleep... I'll sue your dumb station. Bye..."
"Well, that certainly isn't a future Power Ranger. Guess the only way he'll ever get on Terra Venture is if he saves an old lady in the alley and she gives him her ticket.."