I don't own Dragonlance. I just think it RULEZ!
(RAISTLIN) My brother arrived, just the other day.
He travelled through time in the usual way.
But there was stuff to read, and spells to cast
But then he snuck up on me as I slept
And he was slicing 'fore I knew it
And as he did, I said, "That's just really stupid.
You know that's just really dumb."
(Caramon) And there's Tas in the Tower
And the silver (crimson, jet-black...) moon
The Cataclysm's gonna happen soon.
When ya turnin' good, Raist?
(Raistlin) Never. Duh.
(Caramon) And we'll have a good time then.
You know we'll have a good time then.
(Caramon) My bro turned bad like they said he would
But I always said he was truely good
They ask me when he'll change, I say, "Well, not today.
But someday soon." They just say, "OK..."
His golden skin will one day dim
And he will be a good guy.
You know he's gonna turn out good.
(CARAMON) I went to Wayreth on a little quest
So freaked out that I wet myself
I tried to tell the kender that we shouldn't go
But he shook his head with fearless smile.
What I'd really like now is to go back to Solace.
Back to Tika now that I'm OK...
(instrumental break, gully dwarves banging away on musical stuff, badly.)
(RAISTLIN) this line is for amusement purposes only and has little to do with the song or DL!
I've long since retired from the magic biz,
Except for my show in Las Vegas
You should come see me, I'm really fine!
(CARAMON) I'd love to Raist, if I could find the time.
You see, the bar is a hassle and the wife has the flu,
But it's sure nice talkin' to you Raist. It's been sure nice talkin' to you.
And as I hung up the phone, it occured to me.
The kid was just a nut.
A crazy, psycho nut!