Snakes on a Plane… With Ninjas

"Where are we being sent this time?" Neji asked.

"Orochimaru sent tickets to the village for Snakes on a Plane that he got for supplying the snakes part of snakes on a plane." Mittens said.

"To the theater!" Lee shouted loud enough to set off car alarms in the real world.

After the movie…

"I don't know about you guys, but those snakes were way too accurate. I mean, what are the chances of getting anything getting bit on a woman's breast, a man's mini-me, in the jugular, and in the eye?"

"I agree. Also, why did they have the cliché a life for a life thing when that old stewardess died after saving the baby?" Sasuke replied.

"Yeah, but there was a lot body humor. And that germophobic rapper going crazy for a few minutes was good. And how can we not hail the PS2 after it saved the lives of those people in that entirely fictional movie?" Naruto stated.

"Kiba, Haku, Lee, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WAILING LIKE A SIREN?!" Mittens yelled, as he was irritable from a migraine.

"Aren't you sad about the little doggie?" Kiba said in between sobs.

"Anything small and fuzzy that is killed makes me sad." Haku said.

"The usher took away the gummi worms I was trying to sneak in." Wailed Lee.

"I have told you numerous times that skin tight green body suits do not hide things well under them." Zabuza stated.

"I wonder if the creators of that film will take my idea for Alligators on a Boat." Shino mumbled.