Disclaimer: Thou duskth not ownith Fruits Basket nor certain fairy tales….ITH!
FYI: if you haven't read volume 14 and/or 15 you won't get it!
Once upon a vacuum cleaner, there was a beautiful (and somewhat gothic) maiden named Cinderella. As she was sitting in front of her brand new meat shop sipping tea, her brother walked up.
"Hello Megumi," she said. As he sat down he looked and saw a black and white-haired, rather confused looking boy on his bike ride down the street.
"Hana, isn't that one of the Sohmas on his bike?" Megumi asked. "Why, yes it is," concurred Hanajima, very monotoned still sipping tea.
"Hello Hatsuharu Sohma," said Hanajima. How does she know my name? We have never spoken in the manga or the anime…I only know her cause Kyo is cared to death of her and I like to tease him about it heh heh but Kyo is scared of a lot of things, like once while I was in the park I saw Kyo in a tree cause he saw a dog…. thought Haru, realizing that he has the attention span of a goldfish. After he was done having this internal conversation with himself he finally asked," Hi Hanajima, have you seen a tall, inescapable tower with no doors or stares about 10 or 20 feet tall with a pretty girl in it with long, black hair?"
"Haru, are you lost?" implied Megumi.
"SHUT UP!" and with that, Hatsuharu rode of into the distance on his rinky-dinky bike in search of his princess.
Just so you know this wasn't really a chapter, it was more like a lead-in to the real chain of fairy tales.