Chakra's Hula Dance
The heroes are outside the castle where the heylin forces and Organization 13 are hiding out where they see a bunch of nobodies guarding the entrance. Sora, Donald, Goofy, Omi, Kimiko, Clay, Raimundo, Lu, Jack, Jermaine, Crystal, Dagwood, Stacey, Auara, Callie, Chakra, Spyro, Sparx, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, and Cynder are discussing how to get past the guards.
Sparx (to Ignitus): What is your plan for getting past those freaks old dude?
Ignitus: I was thinking more around the lines of a distraction Sparx.
Sparx: If you mean live bait then I am outta here unless it requires that the fire chick over here decides to do the hula.
Chakra (angrily): listen dragonfly there is no way I am going to do the hula for a bunch of non-existent freaks!
Sparx and Donald (in unison to Chakra): you have a better idea lady!
Cyril: I however much think that this is a barbaric and primitive plan it is the only one we have now.
3 hours later the Chakra was dressed in a traditional Hawaiian hula dress and the guardian dragons all have apples in their mouths.
Chakra (while the rest of the gang sneaks past the hungry monsters) : Luau
If you're hungry for 4 hunky fat and juicy meats eat my friends over here because they're a treat. Come on down and dine on some tasty swine all you have to do is get in line. Ah, you're aching.
Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril and Terrador (In Unison): Yep yep yep.
Chakra: for some bacon.
Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador (in unison): yep yep yep..
Chakra: they are big pigs; you can be a big pig to. Oy.
Authors note: this is just something i wrote for fun so don't give me grief about it. Characters here are not mine.