Well I've wanted to write another one shot for awhile now and finally came up with a good idea. This one is my own re-write from episode 184, the one where everyone is at Usagi's house and then those media guys show up. Well here's something really crazy that could have happened.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
It had been a pretty crazy night so far at Usagi's house. She had only been expecting Seiya that night, but somehow she had ended up with the inner senshi, Taiki, Yaten, as well as Haruka and Michiru at her house. If that hadn't been enough, now there were media guys at her front door wanting to tape her and her friends having dinner. She had no idea what to do now. She really didn't want to deal with the scandal involved in having the Three Lights over at her house. There would probably be swarms of people outside her house for the next few weeks trying to catch a glimpse at the idols.
"This could be bad if we are caught here." Yaten muttered. Usagi turned around to them.
"You have no idea. Who knows what could happen if girls at school think I live with the Three Lights. I'll be swarmed. Not to mention all the people who will probably camp outside my house. How would I explain this to mom and dad?" She ranted. Haruka turned to Michiru and they both nodded. It was their duty to protect their princess from trouble. And right now when there was a big threat looming over all their heads, they needed to keep Usagi as out of the spotlight as possible.
"Haruka and I will create a distraction." Michiru announced. Everyone turned to the two.
"How are you going to do that?" Taiki asked. He really had no idea what would distract the press from caring that they were here. Haruka shook her head at him.
"Never you mind that. Now you three go sneak out the back door. Usagi and the others will let the media guys in and Michiru and I will go into the kitchen and create a distraction for them." She explained. With that she wrapped her arm around Michiru's waist and the two made their way into the kitchen. Everyone just blinked at them.
"Well, I guess we should do what she said." Seiya finally said. They all nodded and moved into place.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Haruka turned to Michiru with a smirk. She leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Are you ready to cause a distraction?" Michiru giggled at this.
"I don't know, what kind of distraction were you thinking of?" She asked in a seductive voice, having quite a good idea what kind of distraction her lover wanted to make. Haruka grinned at her as she picked her up and placed her on the table. She leaned in and placed a kiss on her lips.
"This kind." She said in a low voice. She then started trailing kisses down Michiru's neck, causing Michiru to moan. Her left hand made it's way down and worked it's way under Michiru's skirt. In the meantime, Michiru's hands worked on Haruka's buttons, undoing them. She smiled when she realized Haruka was not wearing a bra today.
"Did you plan this?" She asked quietly. Haruka smirked as her hand found itself underneath of Michiru's panties, causing the woman underneath her to gasp at the contact.
"No, if I knew this would happen I would have worn my strap-on." Haruka answered as she began to work. The door then opened to reveal the inners and the media guys.
"Oh my god!" They all screamed. At the backdoor, the Three Lights took this as their queue to leave. In the meantime, Usagi's mouth hung wide open, Ami blushed and fainted, Minako had a nose bleed, and Reo and Makoto eyes went wide. The media stood there stunned for a few moments, until one guy realized what was going on.
"Hey, isn't that Michiru Kaioh, the famous violinist?" He asked, "But who's that guy with her." Haruka's head turned and she smirked at them.
"Wait a minute, that's Haruka Tenoh! Remember him? He was that famous junior racer a few years back until he suddenly quit." Another guy pointed out. Haruka just smirked as she turned to face them.
"Glad you remember me." She said. They all gawked at her open shirt that revealed her breasts.
"Oh my god, he's a woman!" One guy yelled. The cameras went wild.
Meanwhile, the Three Lights drove away from the scene in their van. They were all silent, until Seiya finally spoke. "So I wonder what they did to distract the media." In his curiosity, he turned on the TV in the back of the van.
"Oh my god, folks, you won't believe this!" The guy said, "We were expecting just to catch a nice normal dinner, but instead we find famous violinist, Michiru Kaioh and ex-junior racer, Haruka Tenoh having sex on the table. Not only that, but we also found out the Haruka is a woman. You heard right folks, the two are lesbians!" The Three Lights just sweat dropped.
"I thought they wanted to avoid a scandal." Yaten finally muttered after awhile.
In an inn, the other side of Tokyo, Usagi's parents were watching the program with interest.
"Hey, isn't that our house this scandal is taking place at?" Usagi's father asked.
"Oh my." Her mother, Ikkuko said.
"Why is it the one time something interesting happens there, I'm not there to see it?" Her brother, Shingo, muttered.
If this all wasn't bad enough, back at the outer's house, the quickly maturing Hotaru decided to turn into one of her new favorite programs, Celebrity Scandals. Setsuna just sighed, not understanding the youth of today and sat down to watch it with her. However her attention was caught when the words, Lesbian Scandal flashed across the TV screen.
"Tonight," The TV blurted, "Famous violinist, Michiru Kaioh, was caught having lesbian sex with ex-junior racer, Haruka Tenoh, who was discovered to be a woman." A vein popped in the back of Setsuna's head as she listened to the rest of the report, discovering the scandal had happened at Usagi's house.
"Wow, Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama are on this show now! That is so cool! I have famous parents!" Hotaru blurted out and started jumping up and down on the couch. Setsuna on the other hand was not so happy.
"What the hell are those two doing?! They know that the princess is in danger! Why the hell are they drawing attention to her house like this?" She screamed in rage. It was then that Haruka and Michiru arrived home.
"We're home!" Haruka cried out. Setsuna promptly ambushed them.
"What the hell were you two thinking?!" She cried. Haruka smirked at her.
"Easy Puu, being angry like that will make you age faster." She joked. Setsuna was not amused.
"We were just protecting the princess from the scandal of having the Three Lights at her house." Michiru explained calmly. Setsuna turned to her, foaming at the mouth.
"And you thought a lesbian sex scandal would be better?" She screamed. Haruka laughed at her.
"Relax, Puu, this will all die down." And with that she took Michiru and the two made their way to the bedroom, leaving the angry time guardian standing there in fumes.
The next day, pictures of the couple were on the front of every tabloid, accompanied by scandalous headlines. They were featured on every entertainment show in Japan. Needless to say, people camped outside of Usagi's house for weeks after that, trying to catch a glimpse of a celebrity sex scandal.
Well I hope you liked that crazy one shot. Hopefully I'll have another one soon.