Disclaimer (Same Ol' Crap): I do not own these characters, nor do I seek to make any profit from this work. Kim Possible is owned by the Walt Disney Co., and was created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle.
This is just a quickie one-shot that makes fun of stupid clichés in Kigo stories. After I skimmed Shegal's (I forget her full handle, sorry) "I Now Pronounce You Kim And Shego," I thought "I can make a funnier parody of Kigo than this!" Then I realized I already had, and so did not have to do any extra work. Which was pleasing, to say the least.
See, this was originally posted on the KP Slash Haven. It was named after a comment by Beeftony on another story. It's presented here in an Extra-Special Deluxe Two-Disc Edition With All-New Vinyl Siding, which basically means I added a disclaimer, this Author's Note, and spit-shined the original text. Then I called it a day. I'm a jerk like that. :P
Anyway, here's this dumb, dumb story I cranked out for a few lulz. I think it's pretty funny; your mileage may vary. Enjoy nonetheless, and don't blame my beta if you hate it. I didn't give it to him before posting; it kinda defeats the purpose of a deliberately awful fic, doesn't it?
Oh yeah, one other bit of business to take care of: "Child Development" is officially on hiatus as of this moment. Check out my profile for details. The short version: I'm rewriting the posted chapters and re-releasing them sometime around April. Sorry for the hassle, guys; I hope it'll be worth the wait.
Now enjoy the only thing I've written with an Author's Note longer than the story itself. ;)
Wright S. Johnson
Kim and Shego were fighting. All of a sudden, Kim noticed Shego's ass. They stopped fighting.
"You have a nice ass," said Kim.
"I know." said Shego.
"I am totally gay for your ass. It is nice. Also your breasts. I am secretly bisexual, by the way," said Kim.
"I have been gay for you since we first met. That is why I try to kill you on a daily basis. I am unloved and so lash out at those who try to love me. I was raped for no reason by my father who was also my brother. You will feel sorry for me now," said Shego.
"That is very sad. I am so inexplicably turned on right now," said Kim.
"Me too. Your breasts, though pointy, are pleasing to the occupants of my ocular cavities," said Shego.
"Might we engage in completely unprompted coitus?" asked Kim.
"That is a capital idea, Princess!" They kissed, and then they like totally did it, and it was AWESOME, and I was like totally there, so I can say it was awesome, because I was there, like, y'know.