LoveAnime18: Another side story. Why? 'Cuz I feel like it. It won't be long. Probably only another chapter or two, but I figured I might as well post a bit of something after being dead for sometime. Something entertaining and I figured this was the most entertaining story I'm working on now. More funny stuff to come. I'll have time to work on fanfics in about a week and a half. AnimeNEXT is coming up and I have to finish up so much -dies-
Disclaimer: Even with the power invested to me, I do not own YYH. Chrisis Lee belongs to my bestest buddy, QueenofCrisis. We're always using each other's characters XD
Rating: T (For the mentioning of alcohol, above all else XD )
Tell It To Me Straight
/Yuu Yuu Hakusho Story/
I was utterly mortified. I couldn't believe my eyes, wait I can, but that's far from the point. My so-called "responsible" colleagues were taking shots, which wouldn't be as much as a problem—if we weren't minors. Yuusuke was the worst of all of us (no surprise there) and seriously likes to tempt fate. First off—like I said—we're minors, second, he was taking fifteen shots in a minute (that has alcohol poisoning written all over it.) I already said if he gets alcohol poisoning, to not come to me. I'll just point and laugh at his face. Chrisis, my own best friend, was next in line for horrible, with eight shots in a minute. Followed by Kuwabara with three (it keeps getting more and more surprising how much self-control Kuwabara actually has.) Botan took a couple of shots. And then we have Kurama, who was drinking, but wasn't taking shots. Just sips at a leisurely pace (to no surprise, the most responsible one.) Only Hiei and I were not drinking, but for very different reasons. Hiei was being his usual anti-social self and I have a strong dislike for alcohol. The smell makes me sick to my stomach and I refuse to chance becoming an alcoholic.
I was at Yuusuke's apartment and he decided after the big mission last night we should have a party to celebrate and since his mom wasn't home it would be perfect to hold it at his house without any interruptions. And by the way, the alcohol they're drinking is Atsuko's "secret" stash of alcohol, which they are now using to go on a freakin' alcohol binge and get drunk. Did I mention he's using his mom's secret stash without her knowledge, if she wasn't so drunk I would worry more about what Atsuko would do if she noticed some of her alcohol gone, but since she's always drunk I doubt she would notice anyway, so that is the least of my worries. My main worry was my friends were getting drunk and they didn't care and had no self-control.
"Botan, how can you support this?" I asked in a disgusted tone. I would have expected her to be strongly against drinking, but she was so laid back about it. I wonder if Yuusuke bribed or threatened her. He had to. There is no way she would do this on her own accord.
"You need to relax Moriko," Botan giggled uncontrollably. Oh god, Botan's a happy drunk. And I thought she was bad enough as she already is.
"Not with you drunks," I groaned. I will not take part in their antics. "And you!"
Kurama looked up from his cup to see that I was pointing at him. I looked at his face trying to piece together his thoughts. I couldn't decipher anything from his face at all. Damn mysterious type.
"What would be the problem?" Kurama asked with a small smile on his face. He knew exactly what I meant, but he decided to play dumb.
"You know what I mean."
"I'm afraid I don't."
"Quit lying to me."
"I'm not lying."
"Yes you are. You're doing it now."
"You can trust me when I say that I'm not."
"No, just the truth you don't want to hear."
"Seriously, how long do you actually plan on keeping this up?"
"When you admit to lying."
"I'm not lying."
"Well I'm not gonna stop. You're a liar!"
Sighs, "Moriko, I'm not lying."
"Or so you say."
"You're being ridiculous."
"No I'm not."
"Have you considered maybe that you want something to be true, that in your mind you make it to be true?"
"No- I mean yes- I mean- ARGH! Dammit Kurama!"
Laughs, "Calm down. You're being too serious."
"Too serious?! Chrisis, we're minors!"
"I think you're overreacting."
"Chrisis! Don't tell me that I'm overreacting. I know when I'm overreacting. Now I'm overreacting!"
"Have a drink, you'll calm down that way."
"Yuusuke, you're an ass."
"I just offered you a drink, that's all."
"You know this argument is about drinking!"
"But I thought it was about Kurama being a liar."
"You know what? Screw you. I'm gonna get some juice."
Kurama placed his hand on my lap to stop me, "Stay put, I'll get it for you."
"And I'll help," Botan said.
Kurama got up from his seat on the couch next to me and walked to the kitchen with Botan trailing behind him. And let me tell you, leaving me to deal with everyone else by myself did not make me a happy camper. I wasn't too fond of the idea of sitting around with the drunks and a short midget with anger management problems. Leaving the room was now out of the option since Kurama took my best means of escape (I strongly believe he did that intentionally) and Botan took the second best means of escape (I know she did that intentionally), so I was left with one last reasonable option, not talking to anyone of them at all.
"Hey Moriko," Yuusuke called, but I ignored him. I would not acknowledge them at all. Stupid drunks.
"Oh lookie, the cold shoulder. This means she's very irritated," Chrisis said, informing everyone. Idiot! Of course I'm upset, I'm surrounded by freakin' drunks. "There is one way to solve this problem and one way only."
Yuusuke and Kuwabara stared at Chrisis intently to see what she would do to get my attention and end the cold shoulder treatment. I mentally scoffed there was no way she would get me to talk, and then Chrisis something so stupid. It was so stupid that in my mind Chrisis had been brought down to a whole new level of stupidity.
"Moriko, Moriko, Moriko, Moriko, Moriko," she continued calling my name from behind me and popped her head in various places around me, to my right, left, above me, lower right, lower left and so on. Apparently Yuusuke and Kuwabara were amused since they were literally rolling on the floor laughing. Just as I began contemplating on how I should kill Chrisis, Hiei spoke up.
"Would you shut up, you're annoying me now." Sure Hiei it's all about you, you're not the one being tortured by these people.
"Does Hiei need a hug?" Chrisis asked.
"Hug me and I cut your voice box out," Hiei threatened.
Yuusuke finally stopped laughing, but it wasn't one of those moments when it just died down. Noooo. That would just be too convenient for me. By looking at his face you could tell, he just had a wicked idea, and I didn't like the way he was looking at me either. He leaned over to told Kuwabara the idea and he started laughing and then they called Chrisis over and told her and she laughed uncontrollably. This was my cue to leave. I didn't like where this was going, but before I could exit the room the three of them dragged me back in.
"Let me go now," I growled.
"No this is more fun," Chrisis laughed manically. Oh God, we know it's bad (for me) when she's laughing maniacally. And that's when they did it, threw me and pinned me to the ground.
"Let me go dammit!" I struggled, but I couldn't get free of the grip of two of them. Wait! Two! Where's Yuusuke?And that's when I see him holding a mug filled with alcohol.
"You better not be doing what I think you're about to Yuusuke," I growled.
"Depends on what you're thinking," he smirked.
"I'll kill you all!" I yelled and that's when Yuusuke shoved the alcohol down my throat. I refrained from drinking it and just kept in my mouth, but then they pinched my nose, so I couldn't breathe through my nose anymore and I was forced to swallow. Yuusuke just kept shoving shots of alcohol (still using the mug) down my throat and I struggled to get out of their hold, but as more alcohol was entering my body the harder it got and eventually I couldn't resist anymore. Everything started going black and I think I heard Kurama (yelling?), but I couldn't be sure. I blacked out.
LoveAnime18: It's short and I'm sorry, but I'm a busy person, especially now. Questions, comments, concerns? Leave a review. All tips appreciated.