Nobody's POV. Squeal to Gangster Esme! No offence to Pop music.
Carlisle was in his study when Alice busted through the door. "Carlisle, we have another problem." Alice said.
"What is wrong this time Alice?" Carlisle said looking up from his book.
"I showed Esme pop music and now she's an addict! And Jasper is recording it." Alice said. Carlisle stood up and went downstairs with Alice to find his family watching Esme sing pop music.
"Esme?" Carlisle asked calmly.
"It's not Esme its Sparkle!" Esme said in a high pitched voice.
"Sparkle, well you need to stop singing." Carlisle begged.
"Never!" Esme shrieked. Then she started singing a song.
"I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body." Esme sang.
"How do we solve this one?" Bella asked. "I can't speak pop." Before anyone could answer Esme⦠I mean Sparkle started a new song.
"You can't stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But you know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But I just cannot stand still
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til I heard the drums
Then I found my way
'Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that I can today"
"Who understands pop?" Emmett asked. But before he could answer, Sparkle had a new song.
"Oh yeah
Come on
You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers
In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds" Esme sang loudly.
Nobody spoke up. Jasper did look a little flustered. But before anyone could say anything Sparkle started again.
"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation" Esme danced along to it.
"MAKE IT STOP!" Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Bella, Carlisle yelled in unison.
"I can speak pop." Jasper spoke up.
"Talk to her! Edward! Get ready to play her favorite." Carlisle pleaded. Jasper took a step towards Sparkle.
"Hi Sparkle, like OMG! We have to go to the music store. Like, we can sing and shop! Please girlie?" Jasper said in a high pitched female imitation.
"Yea girlie, let's go!" Esme snapped her fingers. The family walked into the piano room. Edward started to play.
"Ugh! Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation, hip rotation, eye circulation, elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, ooh honey you just got dissed dissed." Jasper laughed a shrilly laugh. Esme looked confused.
"Jasper, do you need medication?" Esme asked.
"So you don't know what I said?" Jasper asked.
"Nope." Esme said. Once again everyone hugged her.
"Never listen to pop music again." They all said in unison. Esme nodded.
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