Okay now as you know. I'm currently working on 'Son of a Hokage' now. But I decided to put this story up to start if off. It's a crossover with Resident Evil and EEnE. For Resident Evil people, you might enjoy this story. I've got quite a few of the characters from the games in it. Read and Review please. Enjoy!
Disclaimer, (God I freaking hate writing these things) I do not own EEnE or Resident Evil!
It was early morning in Raccoon City. The kids of the Peach Creek district were still asleep, waiting for their parents to wake them up for school. The cul-de-sac was all quiet on this Wednesday morning. The sun was now risen but was blocked from a lot of storm clouds. Thunder echoed around the area and rain began to fall. Lightning flashed across the sky illuminating the cul-de-sac. Rain began to fall harder making it hard to see. This day would change the lives of the cul-de-sac kids forever.
It was 7:00 A.M. and Eddward Jay. Kennedy's alarm clock sounded. (AN. I know that's not Double D's real middle name. I just wanted to make it more manly)
Edd was the smartest kid in the cul-de-sac. He was a 16 year old boy, green eyes, brown hair, pale, and around 5 '6'. Edd's arm reached out trying to find his clock at random. He found the clock and hit the snooze button. Edd groaned and sat up in bed rubbing his eyes. He yawned and walked over to his window. It was pouring rain, thunder boomed, lightning flashed, and the sky was black. Edd walked over to his dresser and pulled out some clothes. He set the clothes out on his bed and looked at them. An orange shirt, blue cargo shorts, red socks, his sock hat, and his tie. Edd smiled and began to change.
Edd now fully clothed walked over to his bag and picked it up. There came a knock on his door. A voice called out to him.
"Eddward! Time for school" Leon called. Edd walked to the door and exited his room. He saw his dad looking down at him.
"Hello father" Edd greeted with a smile. Leon smiled down and ruffled Edd's hair.
"Hey sport" Leon replied. Leon turned and walked downstairs to eat breakfast. Edd followed his dad downstairs and sat at the table. His mother was cooking breakfast while pouring herself a cup of coffee.
"Morning Eddward" Claire greeted. Edd smiled and sat down.
"Hello Mother" Edd replied pouring himself a glass of milk. Leon turned on the Television. The news came back from break.
"Welcome to channel five morning news. I'm Steve Johnson" the man said turning to his co-host.
"And I'm, Devon Janes" the woman said looking at the camera with a smile. Eddward turned back to his breakfast and took a bite of bacon. Leon was finishing his coffee while looking at the paper. Claire sat down and began to eat her toast. Edd looked up at his parents then to the television.
"A severe thunderstorm warning is in affect for our area until 5:00 P.M." Devon said looking at Steve.
"This storm system is rather unusual, it seems multiple lines are coming one after the other" Steve replied. Devon nodded and turned to the camera.
"These storms are capable of producing, heavy rain, damaging winds, golf ball sized hail, frequent lightning, flooding, and maybe some tornadoes" Steve spoke.
Edd raised his eyebrows in surprise. It was going to be a messy day. The lights flickered slightly in the kitchen and thunder boomed. Leon looked up at the lights and shrugged. Claire finished her breakfast and cleaned up her plate. Edd looked up at his parents.
"Are you guys going to be home early tonight?" Edd asked. He didn't mind being alone, but he was almost alone all the time since the age of seven. Neither of his parents were home because of work. Edd didn't mind, he knew his parents loved him very much. Leon and Claire looked at each other then at Edd.
"I'll be home late Eddward. I have to cover for Jill today" Leon said sadly. Edd nodded.
"I'll try and get home as early as I can sweety" Claire spoke kissing Edd on the cheek.
"Oh, Okay" Edd said forcing a smile. In his years of being a cop, government agent, then back to a cop again. Leon could tell his son was disappointed. Leon frowned and went over to his son.
"Hey come on sport. I'll make it up to you, I promise. I've never broken a promise to you before" Leon said placing a hand on Edd's shoulder. Edd smiled and nodded. He stood up and hugged his parents.
"I know you have dad. Say 'Hello' to uncle Chris for me" Edd said with a grin. Leon grinned at his son an ruffled his hair.
"Will do Eddward. By the way you'll miss your buss" Leon said looking at his watch. Edd looked at the clock and his eyes widened.
"Oh crud!" Edd said turning around and running to the door.
"By guys! Love you!" Edd called bolting out of the door. Leon and Claire smiled at their son as he ran out of sight. Thunder boomed again and lightning flashed.
Leon and Claire looked at each other. Leon bent down and kissed Claire.
"By honey. I'll be home as soon as I can" Leon said putting on his jacket. He picked up his keys and put them in his chest pocket. Leon gave Claire a quick hug and zipped up his jacket. Leon's jacket now read 'R.P.D.' he ran out the door and to his patrol car. Claire watched as Leon reversed out of the driveway and drove down the road. Claire smiled and put away the remaining dishes. She ran out into the rain after shutting off the lights, entered her car and drove to the office.
Edd saw his mom drive down the road and waved. His mother honked the horn as she drove by. Edd sat inside the buss booth waiting for the buss. He pulled out his ipod and began listening to some music. Edd looked up and saw the rest of the cul-de-sac kids running to the booth. He closed his eyes and continued listening to his music. The booth became crowded as all the kids entered. Edd opened his eyes to see, Rolf, Kevin, Jimmy, Jonny, Nazz, Sarah, Ed, and Eddy. He shook his head as Eddy and Kevin began to argue. Edd didn't hear Eddy talking to him. To his displeasure, Eddy yanked out one of Edd's headphones and yelled in his ear.
"Hey sockhead! I'm talking to you!" Eddy shouted. Edd rubbed his ear and glared at Eddy.
"Good to see you too Jackson" Edd replied putting back his headphone in his ear. Eddy was surprised, Edd always addressed him as 'Eddy' not by his last name. He was about to yell at Edd again until Ed came to them.
"Hello Double D!" Ed greeted. Edd looked up at Ed and smiled.
"Hey Ed. What's up?" Edd asked standing up. Ed grinned widely.
"Nothing! I just can't wait to watch 'Attack of the Zombies' tonight!" Ed yelled. Everyone looked at the Ed trio. Sarah, Ed's younger sister, being short tempered as she was yelled.
"Ed! Shut-up or I'm telling mom!" Sarah yelled. Ed frowned and quickly apologized.
"I'm sorry Sarah" Ed said with a frown. Edd patted Ed on the back to comfort him. Kevin, the jock of the kids looked at the Ed's with a glare.
"Dorks, shut-up! You are all getting on my nerves! So shut-up unless you want me to pound you!" Kevin said angrily. Eddy and Ed paled at Kevin. Edd, however, glared back at Kevin and spoke.
"Kevin. Shut-up, I'm not in the mood for one of your threats today!" Edd spat. Everyone looked at Edd with wide eyes. Kevin getting mad decided to hurt Edd.
Edd got up and walked out of the booth standing in the rain. Everyone looked at the sock wearing Edd with wonder. The rain began to pour harder.
Edd stood under what little roof their was outside the booth. He was sick and tired of Kevin always threatening him and his friends. Edd was brought out of thought when he heard Kevin speak.
"Hey dork! At least I have parents that are home with me!" Kevin said with a smirk. Everyone looked at Kevin wide eyed, they were shocked at what he said. All the kids knew Edd's parents weren't home a lot of the time because they were busy. But saying something like that was just terrible. All the kids looked at Edd and noticed him shake with his fists clenched. Kevin, however, didn't see it.
"Shut-up!" Edd said clenching his fists so hard some blood ran out of them. Kevin smirked and continued.
"Look who's talking Double Dweeb!" Kevin said with a grin. Edd felt some tears build up in his eyes. He blinked quickly and the tears vanished.
"Kevin, shut-up!" Edd yelled louder. Kevin laughed.
"Dork, you kill me! You still stand your ground after I said that. Didn't know a parent less kid was so brave" Kevin said with arrogance.
"Kevin. This is your last warning. I suggest you shut-up now!" Edd yelled in anger. Kevin smirked and continued. Thunder boomed loudly and lightning flashed.
"Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings dork! Go cry to your parents! Oh that's right! You don't have any!" Kevin laughed. He looked at Edd. Edd's head snapped around, his face only read pure rage.
Before Kevin knew it he was slammed against the wall of the buss booth. Kevin grunted and opened his eyes to see Edd gripping him by the neck his pressing his body to the booth. He saw Edd's eyes which held nothing but absolute hate directed towards him.
"What would you know, huh?!" Edd shouted gripping Kevin's neck tighter. Kevin's face began to turn red. All the kids were in shock the Edd was actually beating Kevin. Edd threw a punch into Kevin's stomach. Kevin grunted as he had the wind knocked out of him.
"Let me tell you something now Hawkens! I'm sick of you using me as your punching bag and scapegoat! So this ends now!" Edd yelled getting directly into Kevin's eyes. Kevin's face was now turning purple from lack of air. Eddy and Ed were trying to pull Edd off of Kevin.
"Double D! Stop, you're going to kill Kevin!" Eddy said with fear. Edd managed to push Ed and Eddy off of him.
"I don't care! I'll kill him, revive him, then kill him again!" Edd roared. Kevin's face was now blue his eyes were rolled into the back of his head. Edd threw Kevin into the wall of the booth. Kevin hit the wall causing it to shudder violently. Kevin took a gasped for air clutching his neck. He looked up at Edd who glared at him.
"Hawkens, your days of pushing me around are over. If you try to do anything to me again, I'll do more than what I did to you now" Edd said with malice. Kevin and the other kids looked at Edd with wide eyes.
"My dad's a cop Kevin, along with my uncle. I've been holding back for years. I could've beet the snot out of you for all the times you beet me up" Kevin looked at Edd with wide eyes. Edd smirked down at him.
"Now that you got this into your thick skull. Don't fight with me again!" Edd hissed walking out of the booth.
The kids looked at Edd then at Kevin. No one had ever seen that side of Edd. They certainly did not want to see that again. All of them liked the kind and caring Eddward Kennedy. The buss pulled up to the booth. Edd walked onto the buss and went to the back seats. He sat down and buried his face in his hands.
Edd let out a long drawn sigh. He looked up and saw all the kids sit in the rows in front of him. Even Ed and Eddy were sitting away from him. They were probably afraid at what they saw him do to Kevin. Kevin was sitting in the seat in front of Edd rubbing his throat. He was baffled that he got his butt kicked by Edd.
The buss gave a jerk and started to move. Thunder boomed louder than ever. The rain kept falling harder and harder during the ride. The kids were conversing on the little incident with Edd and Kevin. They would looked at the back seat to see Edd looking out the window with his ipod. All of them continued to converse with one another.
"Did you see the way he took out Kevin that quick?" Eddy said with a cackle.
"Yeah! He was like Superman!" Ed said with a grin.
"Rolf didn't know Double D Edd boy was that sensitive about his parents" Rolf whispered.
"Yeah! Plank says Double D was awesome!" Jonny said looking at the plank of wood with a crudely drawn face.
"I'm scared of him Sarah" Jimmy said shaking. Sarah looked at Jimmy and patted him on the back.
"Don't worry Jimmy. Double D was just mad at Kevin. You know he wouldn't hurt a fly" Sarah said with a smile.
"I'm worried dudes. I've never seen Double D that mad before" Nazz said glancing at Edd.
"Ed, Eddy" The two Ed's looked at Nazz who had a frown.
"You two are his best friends. Does he always act nice around you guys?" Nazz asked. Ed and Eddy exchanged looks.
"He acts nice around us all the time! Right Monobrow?" Eddy asked looking at Ed. Ed, however, shook his head.
"You don't know the real Double D, Eddy" Ed said with frown. Everyone looked at Ed with wide eyes.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Eddy asked getting annoyed.
"I was getting to that Mr. Impatient" Ed retorted crossing his arms. Eddy growled but sighed. He motioned for Ed to continue.
"Well the day after we failed the gumball machine scam. I went to Double D's house because he forgot his pliers" Ed began. The group nodded.
"I went to his house and knocked on his door three times. He didn't answer. So I went to a window to try and find him" Ed then gulped.
"He was in his living room in a corner crying holding a note. He got so upset he threw a lamp against the wall" The kids' eyes widened.
"Well then what happened dude?" Nazz asked. Ed shuddered and glanced at Edd. Edd was sleeping, his face was towards the window.
"Double D went back to the corner and hid behind a chair. But on his way there I saw something on his arms" Ed continued looking sad.
"What was on his arms?" Jonnyasked. Ed gulped and a cold sweat went down the side of his face.
"He had a lot of deep bleeding cuts and some scars. But the thing that scared me the most was when he took some glass from the lamp and began cutting himself" Everyone had their eyes wide with horror.
They looked back to where Edd sat and saw him looking at them with cold eyes. Everyone flinched and turned away.
"Do you think he heard us?" Sarah whispered.
"Yeah, I did" The kids turned and saw Edd sitting in the seat behind them.
"I'm sorry Double D" Ed said looking down sad he didn't tell his friend about the incident. Edd smiled sadly.
"Ed, it's fine, don't worry about it" Edd replied. Ed looked up and smiled a little bit.
"Double D, why would you do that to yourself?" Sarah asked. Edd looked down at the floor and didn't speak.
"I love my parents with all my heart. But, since they're not home a lot I get lonely. Not having any time to spend with my parents is the most painful thing" Edd replied hands trembling. The kids looked at Edd with sadness and were about to ask more questions, but the buss arrived at the school.
Edd stepped off the buss into the pouring rain. The storm was getting stronger as the day went on. Edd entered the school walking to his locker. Ed and Eddy caught up with Edd shortly. The three of them walked to their lockers in silence. Sadly the silence was broken by three girls the Ed's feared the most. The Kanker sisters. The girls would always kidnap them and lock them in their trailer home. Eddy was praying the Kankersdidn't notice them. Unfortunately luck wasn't on his side, not that it wasn't at all anyway.
"Hiya boys!" all three girls chorused. The Ed's stopped and felt the hairs on their neck stand on end. Ed was sweating and shaking. Edd kept his cool, and stood still. Eddy was shaking uncontrollably.
"Just keep moving guys. If things get bad, run, I'll hold them off" Edd whispered. The two looked at Edd like he was crazy, but nodded. The three kept on walking. Edd had his hands in his pockets. He found some smoke bombs from the 4rth of July. Edd smirked thanking God that he had a secondary escape plan. The three of them turned down the hall and began to walk down the stairs. They saw the cul-de-sac kids in the hallway conversing before the warning bell.
The three of them just reached the bottom of the stairs before the Kanker's voices came behind them.
"Hey! You're our boyfriends, come and say 'Hi' to us!" Lee said with crossed arms. The cul-de-sac kids looked at the scene. They were all grinning at what was going to happen to the Ed's. Kevin was hoping Marie would catch Edd and torture him. The Ed's kept walking, they heard running coming from behind them.
"Guys, run" Edd said pulling out a smoke bomb. Ed and Eddy sprinted down the hall as fast as they could. The other kids were surprised to see that they left Edd behind. The Kankers were upon Edd before they stopped out of breath.
"They got away!" Lee said panting.
"Yeah well at least we got the hot one" Marie said pointing out the obvious.
"Awe, I want my Ed" May whined. The Kankers put their hands on Edd's shoulders and arms pulling him back up the stairs.
"Let go of me. Now" Edd said coldly. The Kankers and the kids looked at Edd shocked. They never knew Edd was so demanding.
"Not a chance! We have to share you now. Besides, I like a man who demands things" Lee said showing her yellow like teeth.
Everyone heard a click and looked at Edd who was holding a black lighter with flames on it.
"I think I wasn't clear" Edd said turning his head toward the Kankers. He glared at them with his icy eyes, his hand pulled out a smoke bomb.
"I never knew my cutie pie smoked" Marie said pinching Edd's cheek.
"I said now!" Edd roared wrenching his arm free from Marie. He quickly grabbed May's arm and pulled it off of him. Lee made a grab for Edd but missed. Instead she grabbed his hat and accidentally pulled it off. Edd didn't notice his hat was gone. Not wasting any time he lit the smoke bomb and dropped it. A cloud of thick red smoke appeared filling the hallway. Edd made a quick dash down the stairs and into the hallway.
He turned around and saw all the cul-de-sac kids looking at him with wide eyes, Nazz and Sarah were blushing slightly.
"What?" Edd asked.
"Whoa! Cool hair Double D!" Jonny said with a grin. Edd raised his eyebrows. He moved his hand up to his hat only to find it gone.
"What the? Where'd my hat go?!" Edd said looking around for his hat. His hair made it hard for him to see, it hung over his face (Think Dante Devil May Cry 3).
"Oh you mean this hat cutie pie?" Marie asked holding up his sock hat. Edd twitched as he saw the other two Kankers appear by Marie.
"Yes. Now give it back" Edd said politely. Marie only grinned wider.
"If you want it you have to kiss me" Marie said puckering her lips. Edd walked over to her and leaned into her face. The other kids were shocked Edd would do something like that to get his hat back. Marie was just about to close the gap when Edd ducked causing her to trip to the floor. As she was falling Edd snatched his hat.
"Not in a thousand years Marie" Edd said venomlyputting his hat on, not bothering to place his hair inside. Marie got up and growled at Edd. Edd raised his eyebrows in amusement. Marie, Lee and May circled Edd.
"You will always be ours. Now that we know what's under your hat we don't need your friends" Lee said with a grin. Edd was happy that his friends would be free from the Kankers, but was furious that they kept saying he was 'Their' property. Edd clenched his fists and began thinking how to get out of this.
"What part of stay away from me can't you three get through your thick skulls?" Edd asked cracking his fists from clenching them so hard.
"Because you're are our man!" May said lunging at Edd.
Edd sidestepped May only to have to duck from Lee's tackle.
"Don't make me fight" Edd said glaring daggers at them. The Kankers grinned wider than ever.
"I like a man who fights" Marie said running at Edd. Edd waited for her to be about a foot away before he jumped to the side. Marie ran head first into a locked. She fell to the ground holding her head. Edd smirked hoping she would be out for the fight. Lee and May ran at Edd again. Edd quickly cartwheeled between the two of them.
The kids were looking at the scene with dropped jaws. Kevin was getting ticked that Edd wasn't getting knocked around. But he was impressed how Edd dodged and parried attacks. Lee was getting angry and decided to hit Edd with a weapon. She pulled out a chain and swung at Edd's chest. Edd quickly back flipped over the chain. He grabbed the chain and tied Marie's hand to the chain. Lee tried to swing again but felt pain in her arm as is stretched a muscle. She looked around to find the source of the problem. The chain was hooked around Marie's wrists. Lee ran at Edd to try and wrap his hands with the chain. Edd easily sidestepped and grabbed the chain. He quickly wrapped the chain around Lee's wrists. Edd ran to a nearby bench and hooked the chain under the foot.
The Kankers ran at Edd who stood still in front of them. The kids were wondering why Edd wasn't moving. They saw he was smirking at the Kankers who were less than ten feet away from them. Marie was on the far left, May running from behind Lee and Marie, and Lee was on the far right. May didn't notice the chain that bound her sisters together. The Kankers were three feet away until they launched backwards. The kids were wondering how that happened and saw the chain hooked on the foot of a bench. Lee and Marie were pulled back. May didn't see the chain and got close lined. Her neck hit the chain, she slipped and went airborne before hitting the ground knocked out.
"Well thanks for the game of cat and mouse. I hope you three know you were the cat" Edd said with sarcasm. The Kankers struggled trying to break free.
"I suggest you don't struggle. If you keep that up you will have deep cuts on your wrists" Edd continued with venom. The Kankers flinched.
"Now I'm only going to say this once. Leave me and my friends alone from this day on. If not I will report you to the police for harassment" the Kankers frowned.
"No you won't because you love us" Marie said with a sweet voice. Edd rolled his eyes.
"Jesus, even Ed isn't this stupid" Edd said pinching the brim of his nose.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Lee sneered. Edd grimaced at her.
"We don't love you. We hate you three. I'm sorry but this is true" Edd said crossing his arms. The Kankerslooked at Edd with wide eyes then smirked.
"Well it doesn't matter. We love you three, you will always be ours!" Lee said completely oblivious to what Edd had said.
As soon as she said that, the temperature dropped to absolute zero. Everyone looked at Edd and flinched. The Kankers looked at Edd with fear.
Edd was looking at the Kankers with absolute hate.
"You just don't get it! We hate you three! We don't want anything to do with you three! You guys are nothing but annoyance to us!" Edd roared. The Kankers fell to the floor in surprise from Edd's outburst.
"What do you mean?" May asked shaking. Edd snarled.
"Don't you find it odd that we run away from you three every time you chase us!?" Edd yelled with anger. This was going to end now, Edd was going to stop the Kankers from coming after him and his friends again. The Kankers shook their heads.
"We are not your property! We will never be your property! And if you try to harrass us again, I will make sure you're reported to the police for harassment, and assault!" Edd bellowed. The Kankers began to open their mouths, but Edd stopped them.
"Shut-up and listen!" Edd spat. The Kankers flinched and looked down at the floor.
"The sooner you get this into your tiny brains, the sooner you'll understand we hate you with every fiber in our body" Edd finished turning around.
The kids and the Kankers looked at Edd as he walked away. He punched a wall hard causing it to break a litte bit. The kids began to follow Edd to the classroom, leaving the Kankers tied to each other. The Kankers sat there and cried.
Okay I hope everyone liked the first chapter. Edd will be a badass in this story. I hoped you liked the Kanker bashing. Next chapter will be up later. Till I can get next chapter in, CaptainPrice out!