Ok this one is from HP5, pg 299. Where Percy sends Ron the letter telling him that Harry is coocoo. (:

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Harry's pov.

I looked up at Ron.

"Well," I said. "if you want to-er-what is it?" I glanced at the letter. "Oh yeah, 'sever ties' with me, I swear I won't get violent."

Ron looked at the floor, "Well in that case..."

"ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!? OH I SEE HOW IT IS! SAVE YOURSELF FROM VOLDEMORT BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU IF HE KILLS YOUR FAMILY!" I screamed.

Ron looked at me, "Well I was going to say Percy's-"

"WHAT!? WHATS THAT YOU SAY!? HES RIGHT? OH I SEE HOW IT IS!" I ran at Ron and tackled him.

Hermione just stood there.

"Harry-" We were rolling on the floor pulling each others hair. "I was going to say-" I stuck my tongue out at him. "Hes a git!"

I stopped, "Oh! Well in that case..." I stood up and brushed myself off, "I'm off to bed. Goodnight!"

"He's off his rocker!" Hermione whispered.

I turned around, "WHAT YOU GOT A PROBLEM TOO!?"

"I was talking about Seamus, look!" She pointed to Seamus's rocking chair in the corner. It was empty.

"Oh..." I went up to bed. Interesting night.

Yeah kinda lame. Whatever (: Haha He's off his rocker, No look! Really...

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