Carlisle sat in peace in his study. It had been two weeks since Esme went music clean. Esme was in torture on those two weeks. Emmett bounded his way upstairs and into Carlisle's study. "Houston, we have a problem." Emmett sounded off.

"Who the heck is Houston?" Carlisle asked his over sized vampire son.

"Just forget it. You have to see this." Emmett shouted excitedly. Carlisle sighed and got up from his desk. Emmett and Carlisle walked downstairs to whatever Emmett had to show him.

"What is it Emmett?" Carlisle asked, aggravated. Emmett dragged Carlisle into the kitchen. Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, and Rosalie stood around the kitchen watching Esme. Esme had on a bright pink Abercrombie t-shirt, a denim mini skirt, Hollister sandals, and American Eagle sunglasses. Esme's hair was in curly pig-tails. "Esme, why in the good world are you dressed like that?" Carlisle asked.

"Carlisle." Esme said through her nose, making her sound preppy. She is a prep! "Like, it is so in like fashion today. Get with the like program."

"How." Carlisle growled at his 'children.'

"We let her watch Mean Girls. So she is now into stereotypes." Jasper admitted sheepishly.

"Eeep!" Esme shrieked. "It has like four legs and a tail! It is hideous! Aah! It is so like less prettier than me! OMG!" Esme shrieked.

"Wow." Bella murmured. Rosalie and Alice nodded in agreement. Esme bounced over towards the three woman and the four men.

"Lyke you'll never believe what I heard!" Esme shrieked. "Tanya is like so going out with Eleazer behind Carmen's back. Lyke that is soooo snobbish." Esme whined in her 'prep' voice. "and, Irina and Jasper soooo had a hook up last weekend." Esme smirked darkly towards Jasper.

"WHAT!" Alice screamed, fumigated at her husband.

"Alice, dear, Esme is spreading rumors. Like a prep." Carlisle soothed his outraged daughter. Alice fumed but then she finally let out her anger in a huff. Esme frowned but then smirked towards Edward.

"I heard that before Bella was around, Edward had sex with Tanya. Then he lyke lied to Bella saying that he was a virgin." Esme squealed. All the other vampires gasped. Edward looked embarrassed.

"You hooked up with Tanya!" Bella shouted at Edward.

"No." Edward whimpered. The other vampires, besides Jasper and Esme, looked shocked and angered.

"Well you wouldn't look ashamed if it was a lie." Bella snarled at her mind reading husband who was angered.

"Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation, hip rotation, eye circulation, elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, ooh honey you just got dissed dissed" Jasper did his freaky shrilly laugh.

"Jasper is making me feel embarrassment. I swear to you Bella that I did no such thing as hook up with Tanya." Edward swore to his fuming wife. Bella kissed his cheek and nodded. Then Bella glared at Jasper.

"Crap." Jasper moaned. Bella held up her fingers into five seconds. Jasper bolted out of there faster than anyone of them could blink.

"Four…Three…Two…One. The hunt is on." Bella laughed playfully. She darted after Jasper. In two minutes Bella had Jasper pinned on the kitchen floor. "Apologize to Edward." Bella hissed.

"Sorry!" Jasper cried. Bella jumped off Jasper and hugged her husband.

"Now. Down to business. Who in the world speaks prep?" Emmett asked. All heads snapped towards Jasper. Jasper sighed and strolled to Esme.

"Lyke OMG! That skirt is like so ghetto. Where did you get it? Walmart?" Jasper asked in the same snobby voice. Esme shook her head.

"Jasper? Why are you talking to me like I am a preppy person?" Esme asked, confused. The entire family hugged her.

"Don't be a prep. It scares us." The said together. Esme nodded.

THE END

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