I'm glad everyone wanted a sequel! I am going to try to do the MiniEveryone sequel tonight too, but no promises! This current one you are reading right at this very second is about the gang going to South Dakota, Ducky didn't quite fit in, so I worked it out, and there is going to be a mystery couple that I very recently got hooked on!
I do not own any of these lovely people!
"I am quite sorry, but I can't go with you all on this adventure. Mother is getting quite lonely at home." Ducky scooped up his luggage as he stepped inside the limo the base had provided.
"Are you sure Ducky? I feel bad." Jenny placed her hands on the door as Ducky moved to enter it.
"Quite positive, my dear. Perhaps Mother and I could join you for Christmas?"
"That would be lovely, Ducky."
After Ducky was out of sight, Jenny and Gibbs loaded their stuff into one of the cars.
"Abby and McGee, you guys get that car over there." Gibbs pointed out a silver Kia.
"Yay!" Abby cheered as she grabbed her and McGee's stuff and started to load it up.
"Tony and Ziva, you guys get this one." Gibbs motioned to the red Mustang next to it.
"Oh, Boss, I love Mustangs!" Tony ran gleefully over to it, while Jenny and Gibbs shared a look. A look of annoyance.
"I guess we get this one, then?" Jenny stared at the dark green Honda.
"What, not glamorous enough for the Director?"
"I don't remember the last time I've been in a car without tinted windows…"
"Maybe you should ride with me more often?"
Jenny leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Ride with you or ride you?"
Gibbs blushed as Jenny laughed and slipped into the car.
"Where is everything?" Ziva asked as she stared out the windows at the Iowa fields.
"That is everything." Tony said as he glanced over at her.
"How do these people survive?"
"I am not beating you, Tony."
"It's an expression, Zee-Vah. You know, the ones that you never say?"
"Pull the car over, Tony."
As soon as the car was parked on the shoulder of the interstate, Ziva and Tony met in the middle of the front seat. In a flurry of kisses and clothing being ripped off, they didn't notice the police officer tapping on the window with his flashlight.
Gibbs stole glances at Jenny as she talked on his phone. DiNozzo had called and Jenny didn't trust Gibbs talking on his phone while he was driving, so she had answered it. Now she was laughing so hard she had to hang up.
"DiNozzo and Ziva got arrested!"
"Apparently, they were going at it in the backseat, and they couldn't hear the cop at the window, so they got arrested for resisting arrest and public indecency."
"Where are they?"
"Driving, probably somewhere behind us. They flashed their badges and only got fined."
"Of course, it was probably DiNozzo's dumb idea!"
"Actually, Jethro, it was Ziva's."
"Look! McGee! A cow!"
"Abby, seriously, you can't say that every time you see a cow. You'll be saying it the whole way."
"But Timmy, it's been a long time since I've seen real cows in real fields!"
"Well I think you'll get enough cows on this trip to last a lifetime!"
Abby dug her phone out of her purse when it started to ring.
"Yes, oh Great One?"
"DiNozzo and David were arrested."
"Are they okay?"
"Yeah…they were arrested for public indecency and resisting arrest."
"What were they doing?"
"Going at it like teenagers on the side of the road."
"I knew it!" McGee shouted from behind the wheel.
"Abby, why is McGee driving with his wrist?"
"Umm, he wanted to?"
"Fine, just don't get arrested. We are all stopped at a rest stop off the highway, when you see the next one, just pull over, it should be us."
"Where are we going to stop for the night?" Jenny asked Ziva and Abby as the fixed their hair in the bathroom at the rest stop.
"Do we have money to stay in a hotel?" Ziva asked as she rubbed her wrists were the handcuffs had been placed.
"Would the Director of an armed federal agency travel with out money, Ziva?" Abby play-accused.
"Actually…yes." Abby and Ziva turned to glare at Jenny.
"Are you going to explain this Director?"
"Well, I have money, but it's waiting in the hotel in Rapid City."
"So what are we going to do?" Ziva asked as they headed out of the little brick building.
Jenny looked at all the guys who were gathered around the cars and smiled.
"Director, no!" Abby whined, catching on.
"What? I do not understand!" Ziva objected as they all headed towards the men.
"Why exactly are we sleeping in the car?" McGee asked as he rolled out a blanket on the backseat.
The group had stopped at Wal-Mart (Ziva's first time in one), and had gotten blankets, pillows, water, and some snacks with the money they had in their wallets. Gibbs and Jenny hadn't been very tired, so they kept driving past Sioux City, Iowa. McGee and Abby had set up in the parking lot of a hotel. Ziva and Tony were going to drive around a little bit and see the little city for a while.
"Because our fearless leader's leader forgot money."
"So how are we going to get gas?"
"Beats me." Abby shrugged as she lay out as much as she could in the small car.
"Move." McGee said from the front seat.
McGee and Abby carefully twisted around until they were mashed all together, with Abby sort of on top of McGee and McGee's hands wrapped around Abby's waist.
"Planning on stopping anytime soon, Jethro?" Jenny asked as her head lolled against the window.
"At this rest area."
"We're sleeping in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere?"
"Unless you have a better idea, Director?"
"Gibbs, out here its Jenny. NOT Director."
"Okay." Gibbs said with a smirk.
"What happened to no off the job, Jen?"
"Obviously that got shot to hell a while back."
Gibbs stayed silent for a few minutes, assuming Jenny had fallen asleep.
"Going to pull a Ziva-DiNozzo?"
"You are going to miss the rest area, Jethro."
After they had gone to the bathroom and gotten a mediocre job of a bed done up in the backseat of the car, they piled inside.
"About that Ziva-DiNozzo thing you mentioned…" Jenny murmured against Gibbs' lips.
"You can see for miles." Ziva noted as they sat in the front seat of the Mustang up on a hill teenagers frequented for making out.
"You know what they call this place?"
"What?" Ziva turned to Tony.
"I don't have a clue what they call this hill, but it looks like that guy over there is about to lose his."
Ziva and Tony laughed at the nervous looking teenage boy who was attempting to have sex in the bed of his pick-up truck.
"Wanna follow their lead?"
"I am not a virgin, Tony."
"Neither am I." Tony stated as he wrapped his arms around Ziva and pulled her over to his lap.
"We have a problem."
"Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Director Jennifer Shepard are planning a visit."
"Why is that a problem, Ari? We never leave this place anyway."
"That is because we are on a mission, Caitlin. But what if they become suspicious?"
"I don't even understand this mission, Ari. Why do they need two Mossad officers guarding Mount Rushmore of all places?" Kate threw her hands in the air as she paced around the small trailer she was living in with her husband Ari.
"Do we ever fully understand the missions, my love?" Ari asked as he pulled Kate close.
"But a trailer park?" Kate whined against Ari's smiling lips.
K, I'm stopping it here for tonight, next update will be sometime this week, hopefully. I am having a party to attend this weekend so that will keep me out of ANYTHING for a few days…review!