Jareth's Squeaky Voice
Disclaimer: I do not own Jareth, Sarah, or the Labyrinth.
A/N: My thanks goes to my beta Talim Sparrow
One day Sarah was walking in the rose garden near the castle. She realized that something was not right, for she had felt like this for the past few days. She had her duties, but they were boring. Sarah was bored.
Sarah sat down on a seat to think about what she could do. She needed to find or to do something to do to break the boredom. Then Sarah got an idea, she would pull a prank on her husband. She used to pull pranks on Jareth before they fell in love with each other and got married.
Sarah decided that she was going to do was to make his voice sound squeaky by using a special crystal filled with Helium. Jareth would have a squeaky voice for one hour. It took a while for her to get the crystal to do what she wanted it to do. The color of the crystal was a murky white, and it was not a round crystal that she produced, but it was an oval shape. It was the only way for the crystal to work.
Jareth was on his throne juggling his crystals when Sarah appeared in the throne room. He did not notice her until she threw the crystal at him. Because he was juggling his crystals, he could not stop the crystal from hitting him.
Jareth asked Sarah, "Why did you throw a crystal at me?"
Sarah then answered, "I was bored so I decided to pull a prank on you."
It was then he realized that he was speaking in a squeaky voice. The look on his face made Sarah laugh.
The goblins noticed that Jareth was speaking funny, so they started to laugh at him.
Jareth told them, "I will send you to the Bog of Eternal Stench if you do not stop laughing at me."
His voice did not sound right, for he could not make his voice sound with authority. The goblins just continued to laugh more at him. Jareth made some crystals and threw them at the goblins making them disappear. They stopped laughing when they realized that some of them were disappearing. The rest of the goblins flew away from Jareth.
Jareth did not find the prank funny, though after a while he realized that it was funny. Both Jareth and Sarah laughed at the prank together.
When it wore off Jareth realized that he could talk normal again.
He told Sarah, "Now I will get my revenge on you Sarah. Do not try to stop me or you will regret your actions."
Jareth went to Sarah and carried her off to their bedroom to get and enjoy his revenge with her. Sarah enjoyed his revenge on her.