The weird result of me staying home sick from school. Inspired by someone's penname… Enjoy!
Most people would say being an assassin was wrong.
How could you kill someone for money?
Simple, I think. We all need to make a living. The end can justify the means.
Yes, it's right if we can make the world a better place. I can. I can help people. No one knows what I'm doing and no one ever will, until I stop. I only sort out a certain kind of person.
I'll only stop when the world's a better place.
You can't see them as people. You have to see them as much, much, less than that, when in truth they can seem so much more. They seem like so much more because they're unnatural. The human race is being poisoned by terrible, beings that will wreak unnameable consequences on us all, and I'm the only one who can stop them. Yes, me.
To beat them, you have to join them. I have to go undercover and pretend to be one. I'm 'best friends' with one called Sue. She doesn't know. The civilian types aren't informed of the dangers of mixing with normal, flawed females like us. They shouldn't be, because then, they would undoubtedly have a chance. They're strong, and capable of inflicting damage. My only advantage is surprise, which sometimes still doesn't work.
You have to be careful in my line of business. It can take you over, and fill every essence of your being. I work for what I believe in, and there's nothing better than that warm, fuzzy, feeling, knowing that you will be helping girls all around the world.
What makes it harder is that they travel. They usually speak over seven different languages, and will migrate to Madagascar if they think you're on to them. Despite this, they're easily recognisable.
Part of the reason I got this job was because of personal reasons. You can't let it get to you, but I have had something robbed from one. This is why I hate them so much.
My name is Sabina Pleasure and I assassinate Mary-Sues.
Yes, I know. Even I found that incredibly weird. Unfortunately I can't think of a witty disclaimer, and the real world awaits me. So long!