Authors Note: I do not own Code Geass, The Fresh Prince Prince of Bell-air theme song, or anything else for that matter. They all belong to respective owners.
Fresh Prince of Japan!
It was like any normal weekend for Lelouch Lamperouge. He checked every room in the Student Council Clubhouse, thoroughly checking to make sure no one was around. He knew Nunnaly was out with Sayoko, The Student Council was on one of Milly random trysts around the settlement, Suzaku was out due to military matters, Karen was out with the Black Knights, and C.C. went out for whatever reason she may have. After making sure no one was around, Lelouch ran straight for his room (miraculously without tiring himself out), took out what looked like a vinyl disc player out of his closer, and set it right next to a large mirror. He placed a small vinyl disk entitled "Fresh Prince-Instrumentals" onto the player, and played it as he stood in front of the mirror. As the first few notes began to play, Lelouch grabbed a pair of sunglasses that was on his coffee table, and began to (and this author can't believe he's saying this) "rap"… At this point, Lelouch starts waving his hand in the air like an idiot trying to look cool.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Japan
In west Pendragon born and raised
In the palace was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin some chess right by the pool
Until my dad's brother
Who was up to no good
Startin shooting up the nearby dance room
My Sis went blind and my mom was dead I raged and bitched with him that day Economy class, yo this is bad But wait I hear there're messy, sake all that Well, the plane landed and when I came out The jock named Suzaku, he whistled for a cab and when it came near We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And all my Dad said was 'You're movin' with your blind ass sister to Japan'
But he threw my ass out and sent us away
Well Euphie gave me a hug and Cornelia gave me our tickets.
I put my IPear on and said, 'Feel's like someone mind-f**ked all this."
Drinking some tea out of a clay glass.
Is this what the people of Japan Living like?
Hmmmmm better then the Rounds vodka night.
Is Japan the type of place they send this sad cat?
Well good place to plan
I'll see when we get there
I hope they're prepared for this crazy ass heir
There was a dude who looked like a jock standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to start trouble
I just got here
I tried to go like lightening, but Nunnaly needed my company
The license plate said Kozuki and it had a picture of a red head in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But Suzaku said 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to the shrine'
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my new home
I was finally there
Did anyone notice the chick with green hair?
I raged and bitched with him that day
Economy class, yo this is bad
But wait I hear there're messy, sake all that
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
The jock named Suzaku, he whistled for a cab and when it came near
We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
Just as Lelouch stopped the record, he hears a snicker behind him. To his horror, everyone had returned to the club house without him realizing it. Nunnaly, despite her love for her older brother, could barely hold in her laughter. The entire student council had bought video recorders from their trip, and were still recording at that very moment, Milly and Rivalz were laughing there asses off as they recorded, Nina and Shirley looked as if they needed the bathroom. Suzaku looks at his best friend with pity and a wicked smile and says "I can't believe you still do this Lelouch…", while Kallen dropped to the ground laughing as if the funniest thing the world had occurred, "Oh my god" She though "I can't believe he did that HAHAHAHA! I can't wait until the C.C. see this!"
All Lelouch could do was watch in embaressment, or at least until Suzaku and Nunnaly were gone.
Authors Note 2: Wow, I'm bored…