A/N: -Gasp- is this a UPDATE?! Uh sadly no... er I have some bad news... I think I might have to discontinue my little story about Edward Bella and Spongebob... Why you ask? Because I pretty much lost interest in writing this story... Yeah so I'll right this chapter and if you think its good and I get some reviews (atleast like 2, I'm not asking for like 100, dont worry) I'll finish this story. Remember the thing about this is not an update well... I lied it is but an update to see if I should write this anymore... so thats about it. Wait! One more thing someone who makes a podcast called Pretentious Internet Theatre, read this story out loud... And its pretty funny, except he made me sound like a total geek in my A/N's, well I am a geek but it was more obvious when read aloud :(... Anyway heres the link if you want to check it out.
(DELET ZE SPACES) pretentiousinternettheatre .podbean
Oh yeah sorry for not Uding in forevz!
ANYWHOO on wit ze story!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING, YOU HEAR ME?! NOTHING!
"...unfinished business."Oh my gwad what the hell?! Why did I just hear that sponges voice?! I'm seriously get tired of this drama in my new life like seriously, first James, then Laurent, then Victoria, then the Voultri, and now a freaking RETARTED SPONGE! You know what? I'm ending this right now.
"So whats your unfinished business, hmm? Killing Bella or something?" I asked, angered.
"Why actually yes," he giggled, " but I guess I cant do that now, can I? Now what am I gonna do now?" He pondered.
Is he serious? Seriously, hes got to be kidding me. I then heard feather light foot steps coming from the staircase inside, out the door, and beside me. I looked over and saw Bella's angered, extremely angered, face. I then looked over at Spongebob and noticed he didn't even acknowledge Bella's presence, he was just standing there plotting his 'revenge'.
"Hey," Bella called out to the sponge, rather loudly.
He just sat there and ignored her, while humming a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrry annoying song that sounded like a thousand cats dying. Wow this story is messed up ain't it? I mean we go into the ocean, find this place called Bikini Bottom, kill their squirrel, mess up their sponge, and cause total chaos, now were 'doomed' because the sponge is back for revenge. And you know what? The author is home sick writing this chapter for your entertainment and because shes bored, and can't do anything else really, just For Your Information... Well on with the story..
We sat there for a few moments watching him, waiting... When suddenly he sprang up with... with...a... a BUBBLE WAND AND BUBBLES?! WTF? OK seriously YOU'VE got to be kidding me!
MAUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! They can't defeat me now!
I stuck the beeeeaaaaautiful bubble wand in the the bubbles and made a pie, since y'know no can resist pie, even poisonous pie!
I literally just stood there stunned... What is wrong with this guy?! After my shock wore off I went over to the bubble pie, stuck my finger in it and popped it. I looked over at Spongebob and saw that he was sad... Awww.
I walked over to him, and notice little tears rolling down his cheeks. Aww I feel so bad. I went up to him and wrapped my arms around him in a awkward hug.
"Wh...what did the b-bubble ever do to you?!" He cried.
"I'm sorry I thought it was going to explode!" I lied, smoothly. "How 'bout we be friends again?" I asked calmly, with false hope... I mean I don't really want to be his friend... who does?
"O-ok.." He smiled.
THE END. :)
A/N: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD DDDDDDDDDD! Well how was it? If it didnt make sense, I'll tell you why I don't plan things I just do.. (I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT CUZ THE JOKER F.I.Y.!) And this is not the end theres gonna be another chapter then the end... maybe a sequel? Eh, I dunno maybe. Well you know what you have to do to get a chapter! REVIEW!