Date - Sonadow
A/N: :3 I've been meaning to write some moar Sonadow... =) plz r&r and enjoy~! (slight comedy here and there~)
It's like sucking the life out of this.. It was the only thoughts that came to mind when a hedgehog was sitting on a bench, watching as his 'so called cousin' was being asked out by a onyx-colored hedgehog. You'd think others would take this wrongly! I mean, it's a bottle of water... and i look like i'm giving it a blowjob or something.. Suddenly his mind wandered away as he watched his cousin look like he was finally going to give in.
"Ya know, i woulda never thought Sonic would give in to such a sexy hedgehog like that soo fast!" A voice broke into his consentration, which made him turn his head-lips still connected to this... water bottle-and looked right at a red and black kitsune. "And why the hell does it look like you're givin' your bottle a-!"
"The narrator just made me think that!"
"heh, he or she must be weird." A small chuckle was made between the two. "So, why are you watching them~? Unless you're spying or somethin'." The kitsune-who the narrator decided to call Dusk-asked, flipping her black hair back, green orbs shining brightly.
"And if i am...?"
"Silver! It's not right to spy! ...Without a friend! Can i help you?" Dusk asked Silver-or so was his name-grinning.
"Err.. i guess, if you really wan-!" The off white-hedgehog was cut off by footsteps. The two turned around to see Shadow and Sonic-or that's what the narrator said their names were, just like trying to mistaken Silver-walking away in different directions.
"You follow Sonic; i'm going afta Shadow!" Dusk said. In a blink of an eye, the kitsune was there, leaving Silver there to not even get to put in a word to this. "OMG, POOR SILVAAAA!" The narrator randomly screamed, catching everyone in the audience and the ivory hedgehog's eyes. "Er, sorry... moving on!" Randomly, again, the narrator made the scene change and now we leave Silver and Sonic to go check up on Shadow and Dusk.
-At Shadow's house/apartment thing! 8D-
After a few minutes of figuring out where the black hedgehog-or, Shadow, as most people called him; the ultimate gay-form as the narrator likes to call him(don't mind that bitch)-lived and finding him, Dusk went up to his house and looked through the window. A blush arosed onto her cheeks as she realized what he doing when she peeked inside. The window she was looking through the window that was connected to his bathroom.
Someone who was passing by saw what Dusk was doing and instantly yelled; she was old and a human being with a red bag in her left hand. Rage was in her eyes as she aprroached the younger female.
"What?" Dusk turned around and jumped when she saw the old lady. "OWW!" The lady-who was really old and always hit Alex everytime they were both caught together in Madagascar-started to hit Dusk extremely hard with her bag that probably filled with thousands apon thousands of rocks, metal, and weights.
"What is your problem, lady!?" The ruby and ebony colored kitsune continuely screamed at the old hag as she started to discover bruises all over her body.
"I'm not even a cat, dammit!"
"Are you color blind?!"
"I'm going to sick some damn cats on you!"
"Ohmygawd, shut the fuck up!"
"Are you a broken record?!"
"hey! Why don't you both shut up?!" A new voice broke in between the two fighting idiots. "Gawd, i can't even take a fucking shower in peace; i should call the-Dusk? What are you doing here?! Didn't i set a restrainting order on you, from that one insident?!"
"Yes, you did. But... i love you too much to stay away!"
"Yeaaa... get out of here!" Shadow said.
"Are you dating Sonic?!" A smirk crept onto her lips.
"And what makes you think that?" he crossed his arms over his now-wet chest.
"Cause Silvy told me that you keep trying to ask him out, and that you gave him a hickey last week, and that Knuckles denied you and-!"
"Knuckles didn't deny me!" Anger arose. Silence for a moment before resuming. "I denied him."
"Yea, sure you did, you smexy thang!" The old lady continue to listen to them.
"Don't call me that."
"Ok then, Shaddie-kun..."
"Only Sonic can call me that!" Silence. "Er, i mean...never mind!"
"Aww! You do like Sonic!"
"No, i don't! Wait, didn't i tell you to leave!?"
"Noo.. you're imagining things, sexy."
"I SAID STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
"Why not? You are..." Dusk trailed off. "Stop denying the facts, baby. You're so uber smexy!"
he started to fluster slightly, "Just shut up and get the hell outta here!"
"Whatever you say, my smexy little Shaddie-kun. Oh, but before i do, might i suggest getting some better shower curtains? Everyone can see your... thing through it.." A small giggle was all she finished off with before running away.
"Fuck you!" he called out to her before turning away and continuing his shower inside.
-Wherver Dusk ran off to...-
The kitsune flipped open a blackberry phone and started to dial Silver's number that she happened to find online as she was on google looking up stuff about ways to make Shadow fall in love with her, which everyone knows will never happen in a million years, or even in her own dreams.
"hello?" Silver's voice spoke into the device as he held the reciever up to his head.
"Silver! I think Shadow and Sonic are... going out together!" Suddenly, the narrator started to play some dramatic music in the background as she said those words. "Um, what the hell?"
"I don't know, the narrator's very perverted, and random, i guess. Anyway, I think so too; i accidentally walked in on Sonic as he was finishing a conversation with someone on the other end of his phone. he was saying things like 'i can't wait for tonight baby' and 'i love you too'. I think they're definitely together!" Some more dramatic music played in the background around Silver and Dusk as they continued on with their conversation.
"I hate the irony of Kerri."
"Who the hell is Kerri?!"
"That's the narrator's name."
"Yea; dumb bitch is making me sound like a retard!"
"No offense, Silver, but you already are."
"No! Most people just think i'm gay or some other crap like that."
"And the fact that your head looks like a marijuana leaf."
"Your head is a drug, dude."
"Like i care."
"And now with the fact that you give water bottles blowjobs... geesh."
"Oh, thanks for reminding me," Silver said sarcastically.
"No problem, buddy!" Dusk grinned, though Silver couldn't see it. "Now, we have to focus! Did Sonic mention where he and Shaddie-i mean, Shadow are going?"
"I think it was Olive Garden."
"Sorry, i know! Damn, you sound like you're PMSing.."
"And if i am?"
"Holy crap. That's scary."
"It'll be even worse if my foot's up your a-!"
Silver interupted her, "Crap! Sonic's about to leave."
"That means Shadow'll be leaving pretty soon, too."
"Meet up at Olive Garden?"
"Only if you pay the bill."
The off-white hedgehog sighed, "Fine. Only if you don't bleed everywhere."
"Touche, Silvy." Dusk said before shutting her phone and running off into the direction of where the resturaunt was. "Touche.."
-TO BE CONTINUED... C:-