I WAS DRINKING CHOCOLATE milk and playing the sims like I always do after school, but this time was different. There was something in the atmosphere. It was like it was windy in my living room. I made a sim named Edward Cullen after my all time favorite vampire, Edward Cullen. From the moment I hit enter, there was something different about him. It was like he knew I existed. I moved him into a delux mansion with a swimming pool and a hot tub. I cheated to get him lots of money.
I commanded him to garden while wearing his underwear and he did it gracefully. Uhm. He looked up and me and winked when I told him to take a bubble bath while gardening. A sim had never done that before, and because it was Edward Cullen, my heart froze. I had a seizure, and when I came out of the seizure, I was in Pleasantview!
I looked around and recognized the house I had just built for Edward, only I realized I'd forgotten to out wallpaper on one of the walls. Edward was relaxing on the leopard print bed wearing nothing at all. He invited me to join him.
Suddenly I felt compelled to get off the bed and walk over to the dresser. I had to pick out a new everyday outfit, but I no longer had free will! I was wearing my favorite outfit; A dress made out of potato skins! But then, I had to change into a french maid outfit which rode up in all the wrong places! It looked like it had never been cleaned before.
Edward also got off the bed and he and then I went in the swimming pool and then and the next thing I knew...there was no way to get out of the pool! I was swimming and swimming for the rest of my life. Then I died...of hunger.
And Edward sold my tombstone and sold it for 150 simoleons which he used to buy his new girlfriend, Bella.