AN: you must remember this is completely random. It may entertain your kid brother for a while and I think it's okay. But expect lots of strangeness and unexpected activity. Read. Review. Enjoy!
I don't own spyro or pokémon.
Ash was walking alone through the woods. His companions were at the pokémon center, but he had decided to take a walk. Suddenly, something purple and dragon-like appeared in front of him.
"Wow! I've got to catch that pokémon!" Ash said. He brought out his pokédex. It struggled to identify the creature, but gave up. Ash was now even more determined to catch the Pokémon. He shouted, "Go, squirtle!" A weird turtle with a curly tail appeared. The purple pokémon unleashed a bolt of lightning on the 'Squirtle'. It collapsed to the floor, and to the dragon's surprise, spirals appereared where its eyes should be. The dragon said something that sounded like a load of growls, moans and roars.
"Wow, is that you're name?" Ash asked. "Hi, grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar!" Soon I'll have my very own grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar!" Another creature, yellow, appeared from behind the dragon. It looked like a fly. It started buzzing.
"Hi, buzz! I'm gonna catch you too! Go, ivysaur!" A green dinosaur with a plant on its back emerged from a red and white ball. "Use razor leaf on grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar!" Ivysaur turned and looked at Ash strangely. The dragon breathed fire and burnt the creature. It fell to the ground and got spiral eyes.
"Ah, you're tough! Go, charizard!" After receiving a command from Ash, Charizard assumed that Ash had transformed into a dragonfly from the weird buzzing sound he kept making at the end of his sentences. Charizard tried to eat ash, and nearly succeeded, but Ash forced the monster back inside its ball. The dragon looked extremely disappointed.
"Go, pika- oh no! I've left Pikachu at the pokémon center!" Ash fell onto his knees. "NO! PIKACHU!" The dragon decided the strange man was having a nervous breakdown. The dragonfly annoyed Ash by spinning around his head and buzzing in his ears. Then Ash stood up and threw another ball in the air. "go, turtwi- dragonite?" Instead of the green turtle Ash had been expecting, a big brown dragon emerged. Ash told it to use Hyper beam on grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar and Dragonite looked around for such a creature. It didn't see it, so set off on a lifelong quest to discover the whereabouts of a grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar. "Dragonite, come back! Where are you going?" Dragonite replied,
"To find the grrrooohhhhraaarrgrrar, of course!" But to Ash it sounded like the creature just repeated its name over and over.
"Dragonite, come back!" Ash tried again, but Dragonite didn't listen. Ash started to sweat. He ran around madly and shouted a lot. The dragon just thought he was either drunk or depressed. The dragon charged into Ash fell over and threw a pokéball at the dragon . He winced as it bounced off his head. A ray of light emerged. It couldn't find a pokémon to capture, so instead captured the nearest thing- Ash. The dragon rolled the pokeball around for a bit but couldn't figure out what to do with it. He pushed it into a pond and walked away, the buzzing yellow fly in pursuit.
So it was that Ash was captured in a pokéball. It was the first time in history a person had ever done it. Ash spent a total of 16 months in the pokeball before a magikarp happened to bash it's head on the pokeball and Ash emerged. He didn't find it very funny. Fortunately, everybody else did.