A/N: I am not Louise Rennison, I do not own the rights to the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. I do, however, own this plot, so to all of you other FanFictioners, it's MINE. Don't steal it.
So hi all of you! Wow, now I have 5 stories on the go! What a saddo, I mustn't have a life! Lol.
This is something I thought of while I was having dinner, so voila!
After Rom and Jule
I am now the official girlfriend of Dave the Tart.
But I can't believe I asked him to be my girlfriend.
I am the biggest idiot.
But he wasn't horrible about the fact that my mouth mixed up the words my annoying brain sent it.
He just said he would be my girlfriend.
So does that mean I'm his boyfriend?
I don't look like a man, do I?
No, I don't think so.
But then after Dave said he would be my girlfriend, he said it would probably end in his tears.
What's that supposed to mean?
Is he insinuating I'm probably going to dump him for another Sex God or Luuuurve God?
Why on Earth would he think that?
True, I did use him once as decoy ducky.
But I won't now.
He's actually really sweet.
And not clingy either.
I was a bit miffed at the Ace Gang's reaction though.
They all cheered when I told them, and Rosie said, "Georgia, you are the stupidest girl in the world because it took you two whole years to realise that you should be with Dave the Laugh."
And Jools said, "Gee it's good you idiotic brain finally decided it wanted to go out with Dave the Laugh."
Mabs said something along the same lines, Ellen spent ages dithering going "I didn't, erm, know… that you… erm, liked… Dave the Laugh… or something?" and all Jas could do was smile.
So basically it was a major diss Georgia marathon and the Ace Gang were sort of competing to say a bigger insult about me.
So I snuck out while they were still yelling and went and sat on the wall in the fives court.
I don't know how long I was sitting there before Dave the Laugh came and sat next to me.
He didn't say anything; he just sat there with me and held my hand.
And my brain was silent for once.
It was actually really nice.
And I didn't feel awkward, like I should have said anything.
You know what?
I've never really felt awkward with Dave.
I don't really know what it means, but it's nice.
I looked at him.
He was looking up at the sky, and I know this sounds really cheesy, but the reflection from the stars in his eyes made me want to reach over and kiss him.
Before I could, he turned and looked at me, and then he kissed me.
He read my mind.
He always does, and I actually don't know why.
While I was kissing Dave, I heard something heavy stomping along the fives court, and I swear I could have heard something wobble.
Dave and I looked to what was wobbling, and we saw Slim jellying through the fives court.
She said, "Miss Nicolson, what did I tell you about running before you can walk? Be careful, Georgia."
No telling off?
The world has gone mad.
First I'm Jack the Biscuit's girlfriend, and then Slim sees me snogging Dave and doesn't tell me off?
It must be my amazing performance as Merc-lurk-io.
Cos it was only a couple of weeks ago she saw me with the Handbag Horse – wait, did I just call him the Handbag Horse? Dave must have influenced my brain – and now I was snogging Dave.
I was expecting a lecture about being with lots of boys.
Well, as I said before, I'll thank my excellent performance as Mer-lurk-io.
When she wobbled off, Dave looked at me and said, "What was all that about running before you can walk and all of that?"
I said, "Slim gave me a sex talk a couple of weeks ago cos Masimo was being all weird and he snogged me at school in front of everyone."
And Dave just laughed.
He laughed and laughed and laughed.
And I couldn't resist laughing too.
A/N: Well, here's your first chapter. Just so you know, the first few chapters will be all fluff, and then the plot will kick in.
I think it's quite a funny plot. Lol. But I won't tell you just yet. You'll have to wait. Muahahahaha. Well, review!