A/N: I'm sorry! I've just got so many stories going on, but I fainted at school today and got sent home early, so I'll write you a chapter now.
He picked me up from behind and carried me over to Angus' area of the kitchen.
"Admit that I'm not up myself or you get dropped in Angus' litter tray. By my count of three. One… two… two and a half…"
I did NOT want to get dropped in the litter tray – erlack erlack erlack!
I didn't want to get dropped in, and I wanted him to know he's up himself – I wasn't going to say he wasn't!
So I did the only logical thing I could think of.
I snogged him.
OHMYGOD, I snogged him?! How did that happen?
I don't know, but it did what it was meant to do.
He put me down and snogged me back.
Ahh, I've got THE WORST case of jelloid knickers ever.
And I mean, ever.
1 minute later
Am still snogging.
OHMYGOD, I, Georgia Nicolson, am SNOGGING Dave the Laugh.
How the HELL did that happen?
He and I are just matey-mates.
Although I do fancy the pants of him.
And it seems he fancies moi too.
If we did exchange troths, would we still be such fabbity-fab mates even if we did get our original troths back from each other?
I don't want to stop being such a fabbity-fab mate of Dave the Laugh, no matter what snogs I might get for a while.
I don't know why I threatened to drop Gee into Angus' litter tray, but I'm sure glad I did.
Cos Gee just turned around and snogged me!
So she did like me all this time.
Or maybe it was a spur-of-the-moment fiasco…
Nah, I don't think so, cos otherwise she wouldn't have snogged me after I put her down.
So I should have asked her to be my Horn Partner aaaaaages ago.
But what if we had a little tiff and decided to un-partner our Horns?
Would things get weird?
Would I lose my best friend since birth and the only person with whom I can really talk (mainly wubbish, but she understands my bonkers brain)?
Would I really want to give that up for a few snogs?
We pulled away from one-another, and I opened my mouth and said, "I think maybe we shouldn't be doing this," at the same time Dave said the same thing.
So he's been thinking the exact same thing as me then.
"Gee, I do like you in a troth-exchange way, but I don't want run the risk of losing my best friend, all for the sake of having a reason to go around and snog you. You mean a lot to moi, KittyKat, and I don't want to lose you."
He's definitely thinking the same as ich then.
"Same here. I have REALLY fancied the pants off you (oo-er) for AGES, but now that I've snoggled you – and by the way, Biscuit, you are a sehr marvy snogger – I've thought (I know, I actually thought something that isn't rambling wubbish) that maybe I'd lose you if something happened, like we took back our own troths or something."
Dave looked like he was thinking too.
And then he said, "I knew I gave you stupid-brain. Haha, the Biscuit triumphs again! Well, KittyKat, since I enjoyed that snog so much, why don't you give me another one before we go our separate ways. Well, separate in the way of the Horn, anyway."
Oh he's such a cheeky cat.
Before I could answer, he was already snogging moi, and really, I didn't want to protest.
He might get upset with me.
Well, that's my excuse, anyway.
I don't know why I asked Gee for another snog, I mean, we'd decided it might impact on us being such good friends.
And I really don't know why she agreed. Well, let me snog her, and snogged me back – but that's the same thing really.
Well, actually, I do know why she agreed.
Cos I am absolutely GORGEY, and she just can't resist me.
Just imagine one of those grinning emoticons that msn can't actually do, so you have to rely on a code like ;D so that the smile is big enough. Cos that's my inward expression right now.
I just luuuuuurve being Mr. Irresistible, it's très fabby.
But wait – I shouldn't be doing this.
Not with Gee.
I think I need to get myself a proper girlfriend so that I don't get tempted by Gee.
But I can do that later…
Wowzee wow – number 5 with Dave the Laugh.
But I shouldn't be doing this.
Not with Dave.
I think I need to get myself a proper boyfriend so that I don't get tempted by Dave.
But I can do that later…
A/N: Haha their brains are so samey-same they were thinking the same thoughts. Oh, and I didn't plan this plot. I actually intended for them to try and get the other to fall in love with them for a while, but this sort of came in. LOL!
Anyway, the sooner you review, the sooner there'll be a new chapter. I need you to show me that this takes priority over all of my other (many) stories for me to update. Cos I do have a lot, and the ones where I can see more people are reading them AND reviewing get the quickest updates.
So what are you waiting for? Press that little button!
Go on, you KNOW that you desperately desperately want to!
Oh, and btw, I only finished this today, not on Thursday, when I fainted, cos I was too faint to stay on the computer so I went to bed.