7Finally, I made it! didn't accept this document for a loooooooong time...
Just one thing I want to get straight: this is taken directly from our MSN talks, and I try to edit it as few as possible, so any mistakes you spot, it's because I didn't see them when revising this...
I kind of pity Ciel and Sebby, Ed and I went to England just to kidnap them for this... by the way, they were in a red giftbox with a green bow for, like, 2 hours at least (there were some predicaments, so to say...); oh, and I'm fan of yaoi, specially between these two... (not a great fan, if you ask me, but I still like it). Oh, and about me and Ari calling Sebastian "Sebby": he gave us permission some time ago, during one of our conversations... we kinda share him, Ari gets him on Fridays and I get him during the rest of the week ^^ (of course, I get Ciel too, it's funny playing with them D)
Su: "YAY! 3RD EDITION!"
Su: "This time, the guest..."
Zero: "... is almost dying inside the giftbox."
Su: "It's fine, they won't die..."
Hao: "I wouldn't be so sure..."
Ari: "Zero, tell me who he is!"
Su: "Let's open the giftbox, then!"
Ari: "Yay!"
Su: "Ari-chan, you can do it this time! It's for you, after all!"
Ari: "M-me?"
Su: "Yes, you! Ed insisted..."
Ari: "Hmm... okay..." *opens the giftbox*
Ciel: "FRESH AIR!"
Sebby: "Young master, please control yourself..."
Ari: "IT'S THEEEEEEEM!"
Ed: "We went to England just to get them... and I was the one who did the fighting and all..."
Su: "Oh stop complaining, Ed..."
Ari: "Fighting?"
Su: "Err... Ciel didn't... want to come, you know?"
Ciel: "Of course not, I have no interest in this kind of thing..."
Ari: "What about Sebby?"
Sebby: "I wanted, but... orders are orders..."
Ari: "Sewy! So cute!"
Su: "Stupid contract..."
Sebby: "You tell me..."
Ciel: "What did you say?"
Sebby: "Nothing, nothing..."
Su: "This time, I have two guests! And it's my favourite pair!"
Ciel: "Pair?"
Su: "Yes, yao-"
Hao: *covers Su's mouth* "Don't say it!"
Su: "Oh right..."
Zero: "Again, you're just rambling instead of interviewing..."
Su: "Right, interview... Ari-chan, why don't you do the first question?"
Ari: "Hmm..."
Ari: "It's difficult..."
Su: "I know..."
Zero: "Just get on with it!"
Ari: "..." *thinking*
Ed: "YAY!"
Su: "Ed, you startled me!"
Ari: "What?"
Ed: "I just noticed... I'm not the shortest one in the room anymore!"
Ari: "I'm happy too!"
Su: "That means you usually are the shorty one here..."
Ed: "SHUT UP!"
Ciel: "I'm taller than you..."
Ed: "YOU ARE NOT!"
Su: "Let's see..." *puts Ciel and Ed together* "Hmm..."
Ed: "Yay, I'm taller!"
Ciel: "I have a hat, therefore I am taller..."
Ed: "Hey, no fair!"
Ari: "Not fair! "
Sebby: *takes Ciel's hat*
Ciel: "Sebastian!"
Ed: *measuring* "... I AM! I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE!" *happy dance*
Ari: *joins happy dance*
Hao: "It's only natural..."
Su: "What?"
Hao: "Him being taller than ciel..."
Ciel: *evil stare*
Hao: "I mean, Ciel, you're only 12, right?"
Ciel: "Y-yeah..."
Ari: "Hao, you had to ruin everything -'"
Hao: "I didn't mean..."
Su: "I'm with Hao-sama! Ed doesn't win anything!"
Ed: "YES I DO!" T_T
Ed: "I do, right Zero?"
Zero: "..."
Ari: "Zero, you're with me, aren't you?"
Zero: "I'm saying nothing..."
Ed: "ARI-CHAAAAAAN!" T_T *hugs Ari*
Ari: "Well, back to AARS..."
Zero: "Finally!"
Su: "Okay... Ari, your question?"
Ari: "Hmm...Ciel, how do you feel having to run a toys factory when you're only 12?"
Ciel: "how do I feel?"
Su: "Tricky question..."
Ciel: "... Sebastian, you answer that question!"
Sebby: "Well, considering young master is almost an emo kid with almost no feelings whatsoever..."
Ciel: "Sebastian!"
Sebby: "Tou wanted me to answer, so I'm answering it..."
Su: "lool I love you, Sebby!"
Su: *glomps Sebby*
Ari: "Same!"
Zero: *looking ready to kill Sebby* "Let's go to the next question..."
Su: "MY TURN!"
Ari: "I love you much more, Zero.."
Ed: "What about me?"
Su: "What about my question?!"
Ed: "Fine, do your stupid question, see if I care..."
Ari: "I love you too, Ed! As much as I love Zero!"
Ed: "hehe I know..."
Su: "Look, a red shrimp!"
Ed: "I'M NOT A MIDGET SHORTY SHRIMP!"
Ciel: "Are they always like this?"
Hao: "Yes..."
Ari: "Yes."
Su: "OF COURSE!"
Ciel: "I can see why... with a leader like that..."
Su: "Oh I'm not the lead- HEY! What's that supposed to mean?!"
Hao: "didn't you have a question?"
Su: "Oh right! This one's for Sebby!"
Su: "Sebby..."
Sebby: "Yes?"
Su: "Can you teach me how to cook? I'm a fail in the kitchen!"
Ari: "ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sebby: O.O
Zero: O.O "What kind of stupid question is that?"
Ed: "Don't join her, Ari-chan!"
Sebby: "Well, you can't be worse than Bard, so..."
Ari: "Right...Can you teach me to cook then?"
Su: "You bet I'm worse... I don't need a flamethrower to burn the kitchen down..."
Sebby: "O-kay... well, I suppose I can..."
Ciel: "No you can't!"
Su: "WHY?!"
Ciel: "Because I say so!"
Su: "Well, I don't take orders from chibi people!"
Ed: "It's true..."
Ari: "Ciel, you should be kind like any 12-year-old little boy..."
Ciel: "I'm the right height for my age!"
Ciel: "And I'm not like any boy!"
Su: "You're not the right height, you're shorter than my 12-year-old sister..."
Ciel: "I AM NOT SHORT!"
Ari: "And much shorter than my 12 year-old sister..."
Ciel: "WHAT?! Sebastian, teach those two a lesson they won't forget!"
Sebby: "Yes, my lord!"
Su: "Sebby, stop saying that!"
Ari: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sebby: "Sorry, I can't disobey young master's orders..."
Ed: "I won't let you touch Ari-chan!"
Hao: "Don't you dare to even think of Hurting Su..."
Ari: "ED!" *hugs Ed*
Zero: "Yhis was supposed to be an interview..."
Zero: "And now you're fighting..."
Su: "it's Ciel's fault!"
Ciel: "it's YOUR fault!"
Ari: "Zero, can you bite Ciel?"
Zero: "if I have to..."
Sebby: "I won't let you"
Zero: "Stop me, then"
*big epic fight*
Ari: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ZERO!" *CRIES*
Su: "This just went too far... Ciel, you better take back that order, or else..."
Ciel: "Or else what?!"
Su: "I'll show everyone that last scene..."
Ciel: "What last sc- OH MY GOD, NO!"
Su: "I still have that video..."
Ari: "xD"
Ciel: "You wouldn't..."
Su: "You bet I would!"
Ciel: "..."
Su: "Now, take it back!"
Ciel: "Sebastian, stop!"
Sebby: "Oh, I was starting to enjoy this..."
Ed: "He's tough, 3-on-1 and we couldn't win..."
Zero: "Okay, let's go to the last question..."
Ed: "Are you filming the 2nd season already?"
Su: "ED!"
Ed: "What?"
Ciel: "Yes, we are. Is this over now?"
Zero: "Pretty much, yes..."
Ciel: "Good! Let's go, Sebastian."
Ed: "What's that last scene you were talking about?"
Su: "Oh, that..."
Ciel: "DON'T TELL!"
Su: "Okay, okay..."
Su: "I won't tell..." *looks at Hao*
Hao: "She made Ciel and Sebby do the last scene of the first season... the COMPLETE scene..."
Ed: *goes check the anime*
Zero: *goes with Ed*
Ciel: "You..."
Ed: "OMG!"
Su: "That was quick..."
Ed: "You mean, like, the WHOLE scene..."
Ed: "... after the cut...?"
Su: "You bet!"
Zero: O.O
Ari: "Why do I know what she made them do?"
Su: "It's obvious..."
Ed: "Oh. My. God. ... Ciel, I didn't know you were into that..."
Ciel: "I'M NOT! She made me!"
Zero: "How did she made you do... you-know-what?"
Su: "Because I'm an evil yaoi-witch! BWAHAHAHA!"
Ciel: "you mean bit-"
Su: "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BRAT!"
Ciel: "I'M NOT A BRAT!"
Hao: "Don't start again..."
Ari: "Are we still on air?"
Ed: "Ups.. forgot to turn it off..."
Hao: "I guess it's over for today..."
Zero: "Let's just end this and stop Su before she kills someone..."
Hao: "Bye!"
Zero: "Goodbye"
Ari: "Sayounara!"
Ed: "SEE YOU NEXT TIME!"
Su: "WAHHHHHHHHH!" *fighting with Ciel* "See you!" *continues fighting*
This chapters are getting longer and longer... well, this time there were 2 guests, so it's expected to be longer... God, I need to start doing real interviews instead of just fighting them and such... (I won, by the way ^^)
And about Zero... he's not very interested in this, so he wants it to end as soon as possible; that's why he's the one who calls my attention all the time when this starts to be more like rambling stuff than a radio show...
Now, who should I kidnap for part 4?