"Ehmagawd, Kuh-laire!" I exclaimed at my best friend Claire Lyons. "This is a wish list, nawt a dream list."
The Pretty Committee was giving me their Christmas wish lists. Friday Night Sleepovers are always a fun time, but since it was dangerously close to Christmas, I had to stress.
Claire blushed. "Sorry. But it never happened. I really want it to."
My other friends, Alicia Rivera, Kristen Gregory, and Dylan Marvil peered at the list.
"Serious-leh?" Dylan popped a bubble with her gum. "You haven't kissed him?"
I sighed as I looked at the list:
Iphone! Total def!
Two pairs of Uggs and one pair of nice Keds
A kiss from Cam
"Well, Cam's my boyfriend, and he hasn't given me the mouth-to-mouth yet." Claire pouted.
"But you guys have been dating for two years!" Kristen pointed out.
"Okay, then." I sighed. "Ah-proved." I gave Claire her list back. "Next!"
Alicia stepped forward and gave me her list.
I scanned it, looking for LBR things.
Anything Ralph Lauren! Anything.
Miu Miu heels
"Ah-proved. Next!" I rolled off, handing Alicia her list back.
Kristen handed her list to me.
Roxy stuff: Bags, Clothes, that kind of stuff
"Ah-proved." I said, handing the list back to Kristen. "Next!"
The redhead stepped forward.
"Where's your list?" I asked, raising a eyebrow. "I need it ay-sap."
"I don't need a list." Dylan flipped her curly red hair over her shoulder. "Just get me something from Alice and Olivia, and I'm set."
"Ah-proved." I sighed quietly. "Now;" I said, pushing aside the wish lists. "Who has ah-mazing gossip?"Alicia smiled proudly. "I do."
"Go awn." I nodded.
"Layne Abley." Alicia's smile quickly faltered. "Was making out with Derrington last night." She shot a apologetic look at Dylan, Derrington's girlfriend.
Dylan filed. "Oh. That's nice."
"But I saw it." Alicia stared at Dylan, her brown eyes gleaming in pleasure.
"Opposite of True!" Dylan yelled. "Derrick would never do that. We-"
"E-nuff!" I interrupted-yelled at Dylan. "Dylan, are you mad at Alicia?"
"No. I was just-"
"Then why does it seem like you want to socc-her?" I smirked.
"Isn't that my comeback?" Kristen demanded. I rolled my eyes. Always the sporty jock.
"I thought it was ah-propriate for this time, hullo?" I rolled my eyes again.
"I guess Derrington is out." Dylan sighed. "He would never be pecking in a LBR if he really liked me."
"Whatev." I flipped my hair over my shoulder. "LL." I make two double L's, which stood for 'Like Landon', my current crush. "Landon used to be this alpha dating a LBR." I sighed dreamily. "Thank Gawd he finally realized that we were meant to be together."
We started laughing, and exchanging gossip. I smiled wide, proud that I had started all this.
This is what being a friend is.
CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION:
IN: Lip Kisses
OUT: Cheek Kisses