2Hello, hello. This is my favorite fanfiction staring the Muppets and me!
"Ms. xXLittlexMelanieXx, you're on in ten." Scooter said as he knocked on her door.
"I'll be ready in a minute as long as I can find my flashdrive." She was looking under her desk when animal jumped up and ate her flashdrive.
"Hey!"
on stage
"It's the Muppet show with our very special guest xXLittlexMelanieXx!" Kermit said as the curtains opened and the song started.
off stage
"So when am I on?" she asked Scooter.
"After the song. Then Kermit will announce you and you go on for your song."
"Okay."
on stage
"And now for our special guest, and good friend of mine, xXLittlexMelanieXx!" she was sitting in a sleigh with Gonzo as snow lightly fell.
xXLittlexMelanieXx: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
Gonzo: Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling "yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you.
xXLittlexMelanieXx: Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
let's go, Let's look at the show,
We're riding in a wonderland of snow.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
We're gliding along with a song
of a wintry fairy land
Gonzo: Our cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's take that road before us
and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you.
Both: There's a birthday party
at the home of Farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending a of perfect day
We'll be singing the songs
we love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace while we watch
the chestnuts pop. pop! pop! pop!
Gonzo: There's a happy feeling
nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the coffee
and the pumpkin pie
xXLittlexMelanieXx: It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Gonzo: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
xXLittlexMelanieXx: Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling "yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you.
Both: It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Off stage
"great work everybody. Good job Gonzo, xXLittlexMelanieXx." Kermit then turned around to discover a large red dog the size of a bear. "What is a werewolf doing in the theater?"
"Sorry, that's my dog Jacob. He's a Great Pyrenees. Pretty big isn't he?" xXLittlexMelanieXx said. She led the dog into the dressing room and got ready for her next performance.
on stage
"Here's the Muppet news flash." The news anchor ran on stage.
"A girl in Maine has set the world record for making the longest pair of long underwear. They went from September to March." The audience started laughing.
in the box seats
"I've had longer long underwear then that!" said Waldorf.
"How long were they?" Statler asked.
"1809 to 2009." The audience laughed.
on stage
"And in a new light, and hopefully a funny one, Fozzy Bear!" the audience clapped, a little.
"Waka Waka! Hey, hey everybody. What do you get when you cross a milkshake and a laptop? Lost data!"
"BOO!" the crowd yelled.
"The saddest thing happened the other day, my neighbor opened her door and a man said 'I just ran over your cat, would you like me to replace him?' and she said 'it's okay with me, but how good are you at catching mice!'"
"Terrible!" Waldorf yelled. "My dead cat is funnier than that!"
"well, um, oh! Okay, two men meet on a street and one says 'once I met a man with a wooden leg named smith' and the other said 'what was the other legs name!'"
hey, hey the next chapter will be up in a few days. I just wanted to make something that was pure humor, take a break from all this drama and romance I've been writing.