The Demon Prinny Zero
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Chapter 7: Side Trips from Hell
"Is Suzaku alright?" Flonne asked as they entered the portal to a place the Dimensional Guide pointed out to Laharl in case he wanted a challenge.
"She'll be fine," Etna replied with a wicked smirk she hid from Flonne. "apparently she has been a bad little angel..."
"What do you mean?" Flonne asked curiously. "Isn't love supposed to be shared freely?"
"...Right," Etna replied after staring at Flonne for a couple seconds. "well apparently your free lover got around, and by around I mean he has kids both in Celestia and in multiple Netherworlds..."
"What." Flonne stated in a flat tone. "He said it was just the three of us!"
"Apparently he said that to a lot of women with variations of the same line," Etna replied calmly with a little smirk on her lips at not even having to lie to the little angel about what she had found out from Morrigan. "he had sixteen girls he was messing around with in the Netherworld of some guy named Zetta, and twenty two women on Earth who thought the same until they met some women of his in the Netherworld..."
"That bastard!" Flonne roared as fires of righteous vengeance burned in her eyes.
"Only Suzaku would decide to throw himself into sleeping with large groups of women to try and forget his failures," Lelouch muttered as he shook his head, he casually stashed the electronic ear he had been using to over hear their conversation. "he should have thrown himself into drinking instead... At least beer wouldn't try and kill him or emasculate him when they figured out he was cheating on them, but then he should have figured that out when the Angel in charge of reincarnating him made him a woman instead of a man..."
"Do you wish me to...kill him for what he did to Lady Nunnally?" Jeremiah asked as he cleaned his sword in a way that promised pain.
"That would be too easy on him," Lelouch replied blandly even as he fingered his pistols. "rather I believe it would be best to inform Suzaku's free lovers of his location so that they don't have to pine after him anymore... We wouldn't want them to suffer would we?"
"No we would not." Jeremiah replied with a dark smirk as he contemplated the reaction of those women coming to see their faithful Knight only to find out that he was "faithful" to a lot more women than they knew about.
"If I have a thousand Prinnies write the short correspondences around the clock we should be ready to ship them within two hundred years..." Lelouch murmured in a contemplative manner causing a sweat drop to form on the back of Jeremiah's head, mainly since a town's bicycle would be a blushing virgin compared to Suzaku just by the time needed to write all of those correspondences even using a thousand Prinny working around the clock. "Or I could cash in that favor Pram owes me and have it done in no time..."
"So the choice is spend a bunch of hell or cash in a very valuable favor that would probably equal the amount of hell you would spend over the time frame needed?" Jeremiah questioned with a raised brow.
"Why not inform the Angels?" Rolo asked innocently.
"Celestia does have a back door into every realm..." Lelouch murmured as a smirk grew on his beak. "They do say a scorned woman is the worst enemy you can have, and besides the irony is just too much to resist..."
"You are a very sadistic young man." Jeremiah stated as he watched his liege walk away chuckling in an evil manner.
"Well I was raised as an assassin afterall," Rolo replied with a shrug of his shoulders. "besides seeing that Lelouch and I are brothers that makes Nunnally my sister too."
"Good point." Jeremiah stated even as a sadistic smirk formed on his lips at the pain Suzaku would soon suffer for failing his liege and then having the unmitigated gall of piling crime after crime on top of that.
"Uwaaaah!" Baal screamed in an unmanly manner as Etna determinedly shoved a prong covered spear up where the sun never shines.
"Maybe you should get rid of this chastity thing..." Laharl stated as he watched the thing that essentially killed his dad scream like a little girl.
"Not until after I have healed from the scar created by his abuse of my love!" Flonne responded in a soulful declaration.
"Well at least that Succubus that has been trailing us is taking steps to end this threat that faces us!" Captain Gordon declared even as he strove mightily to hold in his lunch, thankfully the Succubus seemed to be making inroads into relieving Etna's stress.
"Die!" Flonne hissed as she unleashed two divine powered strikes, one against the loose denizen of the Netherworld and another against the men who set her upon Etna's defenseless form.
"Hopefully this is all over with..." Laharl stated as he dropped the so called Defender of Earth and his robotic companion after they so graciously took the blast meant for him, at least he found some value in them as Meat Shields. For a while he thought he was going to have to sacrifice them for some trinket that Demon Slayer was bothering him over, he shuddered over the fact that...her and many of...them were noticeably rounder, and according to their doctors they were all pregnant...with his kids. The only decision he could come up with was to repress it all, after having Lelouch deal with all the arrangements, but then even if the brats come at him with eyes on the throne at a later date he could just deal with it then and not before.
Lelouch on the other hand strove mightily to ignore the fact that the Demoness he hired to deal with both the children and their birth mothers kept repeating how manly her son was, how cute her grandchildren would be, and the fact that said Demoness seems to spend a worryingly long time with Lady Morrigan gossiping like old friends with a secret. The fact that Mid-Boss has taken to hanging around with a proud glint in his eye towards his Laharl while also sending worried looks at said Demoness was even less reassuring, especially since he paled when both Demonesses went onto the subject of having more children, and then their was the...Incident where said hired Demoness waltzed through the door with Mid-Boss tied to a cross in only a thong that she carried casually into her room even as he tried to say something through the ball gag in his mouth.
Laharl would be less than thrilled to be presented with his sister in only a couple months time, after his parents moved on, but then they decided they would have enough on their plate spoiling their grandchildren. In other words they left him the bag for raising his sister while being close enough to prevent any plans of misplacing her, sadly they would still be too far to actually reach in dropping his sister off with, but then that is what happens with a retired Demon Overlord and their children. Namely the smart Demon Overlord's still know how to one up their brats, even if its only in a petty gesture.
But even as their adventure in this Dimension looting Baal's brutalized form came to an end, other adventures awaited them back in their Netherworld, and hopefully some of them would make it back in one piece even as Overlord Priere eyed Etna like a piece of beef while casually deflecting or absorbing Flonne's enraged flurry of attacks.
Author's Notes: Been a long time huh? Sorry about that, but my efforts to write have been dead ending for months. Some of the stuff I have come up with has petered out within a chapter as I realized the "brilliant" idea I had was essentially a dead end fic that had no purpose or even direction... So I knuckled under and decided to complete this chapter.
Hopefully it won't be so long for me to update this story, otherwise I will get pretty depressed...