Alexia: "Who the hell are you?" She asked the man standing at her bedroom door.

Random Guy: "My name is wegzahoy... OMG WTF"... Then he exploded and farted at the same time he was having a seizure.

Alexia: "What the hell just happened?" She thought in her head "maybe I should move back in my my boyfriend..." Back in the living room, her mother was watching T.V. The man on T.V. Said "Hey you know what, I can't find MY DAMN BRAIN BECUZ I LUV YOU LILY" She was laughing at him and thinking I better go check on Alexia. She walked up the stairs and said "Hun I had just hit the stars" She kept walking up and she missed a step and farted on her leg. Then as she walked up to my room, she said she saw something (She may have been on her medication, so she might've been hallucinating) And she said " OMG Alexia I can't find my ass! WHERE DID YOU PUT IT? IMA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T FIND MAH ASS!

(Zoey my friend, walks in like a retard) Zoey: Hingading adergan! Who the fuck wants shist?! I know I do! Alexia: WTF are you talking about Zoey? Zoey: Well I just sharded mahself and it's your damn fault. But no need to worry, I got other stuff to do. I'll call you tomorrow and see if I can get you and me some shist. (Zoey leaves my room) Alexia: why does all the random stuff always happen In my room? Then just as I said that some random kid came in with the cofee I like. RaNdOmE KiD : Here you go.. :) Alexia: Aww... Thanks whats your name? Random kid : It's Isaia...Then he screamed and( He shits on his hand) and says Ewwwwww! It's everywhere! I can't stop sharding myself! He ran away from my room leaving a pile of shit in my doorway.