2A/N: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHATSOEVER. THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL. P.S.: If anyone catches the power metal song reference, tell me.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK'S ADVENTURE
Created by Pasv123
Chapter 1: Gannon is dies
One day there was Link and he was killing sum rededs, and the the princess come over and say "Lind you must kill gannon" and then she was taken away by the evil gannon dude. She screamed and link was very angry. "No!" He screamed as he was screaming he started to feel really weird and he got sword and he kill the enemies with the sword.
And then blazing hate flowed thru his veins and he screamed "GANNON I WILL DESRORY YOU!" And he went off on a adventure. And he went to kakrika vilage and impa say "You must go to death mountain". and he went and killed boss. "Yay the boss is defeated!" He say. And he went to get all the spiritual stones and the medalions and finally he is at gannon's castle.
"OH NOES GANNON IS ARE HERE!" Link say as he screaming and he held sword very tightly and say "GANNON YOU DIE NOW!" and chopped gannons head off with a fell sweep and then he chops gannons body into itty bitty pieces and throws them out the window and link laugh but impa she said "that is not right Link you are not supposed to laugh at dead people," and then Link say "sorry, i very sorry" and then they both laugh HA. HA.
Chapter 2: World is safe
And then zelda come in and says "Thank you Link for saving me and the world!" And she kisses Link. Then link goes "Lets get married" and they did. And everyone lived happily ever after.
But how did he marry a princess? the world will never know!
Chapter3: GANNOnN RUTURNZ!
But the world was not safe for long cause gannon that link killed was not really ganon and that means that means that the gannon is still live and so he still has tobe killed and so link has to do kill gannon and also he still has to kill him.
So link went to the shop and say "give me wepon" and then the guy says "okay" and gives link a weapon. Then Link go and set of to kill gannon. He goes to the place where gannon is and OH NOES! Gannons castle is surrounded by a moat of
motlen lava! "I guess I have to go get the elemental medalions again" said Link.
Chapter 4: Victory!
So he go out an he go to the forest temple and the fire tempal and the water temapel (i hate that plase!) and the shadow tempel and the spirit temapapl and finally he gets to gannons castle! He ran upstairs as the man played a organ. He finally got here and gannon say "these toys are too much for you...I DEMAND YOU RETRUN THEM TO ME!" And he blasted link with his magick but tat did not stop link! Link Slashed him over and over and screams "REAL GANNON DIE!" and Gannon died "again" and said "Curse you link! Curse you Zelda! Curse you all!" As he went down to evil realm. And now the world is truly safe from evil! "Hooray!" Said Link! But ten after they leave a crak of lightning came down and gannon laffed "!"
TO BE CONTINED!