Well, it looks like Garland burnt the turkey again, causing Warrior of Light and Firion to go out and buy another one. They screw it up and buy a giant chocobo instead, but Garland decides to cook it anyway. Onion Knight starts chopping up pieces of bread in the pantry while Cloud of Darkness makes... uh, cake? Or is it pizza? Who cares!? Cecil fires up the coffee pot while Golbez goes out to buy booze. Bartz throws marbles around Exdeath's office (wtf?). Exdeath swallows the marbles and later shoots them at Kefka. Kefka catches them and tries to extract magic from them. Terra uses this distraction to blow Kefka across the world where he lands in Ultimecia's pot of soup. Ultimecia and Sephiroth team up and kick his ass. Cloud and Squall rush in and kick the crap out of Ultimecia and Sephiroth. Zidane tries to ask Terra out, but gets turned down. Kuja laughs at him, then gets owned by Grand Lethal. Tidus throws blitzballs at Prefects... (wtf? He's at Bullworth?) Jecht helps out by chucking Gary Smith at Dr. Crabblesnitch. (Again wtf?) Shantotto owns everything in sight while Gabranth dance to unfitting music.
CONTINUED... with another FF...
Chaos - "You forgot me! Ah, screw it! (chugs beer)