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The User's Guide And Manual For
Luke Skywalker
Copyright Tatooine farmer Ltd.
Thank you for buying the Luke Skywalker Unit, a Star Wars fan's dream! If you wish to enjoy your Unit, follow the instructions below.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Luke Skywalker
Type: Human ( Male )
Manufacturers: Darth Vader's son & Co.
Height: 1.72 Meters
Weight: 110 lbs
Accessories:
Your Unit will be delivered with their own blue lightsaber, black robes and/or farmer garments. Comes with extra mechanical hand.
Operating instructions:
Your Luke Unit is designed to be whiny, friendly and funny. Like an Anakin Unit, it will sense a disturbance in the force.
Besides using the force, your Luke Unit has many other uses.
-Your Luke Unit is good at fixing things just like his father.
-He will be able to scare Tusken raiders away with the Krayt Dragon call. ( He learned this from Obi-wan Kenobi )
-And he can talk to any other unit with the force! ( You wouldn't need to use the phone )
Cleaning:
When you are washing your Luke unit, you should remove the mechanical limb to prevent rusting.
Luke Units are not to be washed with any other Units.
Frequently asked questions:
Q. I tried to steal back my cookies from the random stormtrooper Unit by disguising my Luke Unit as one, but it didn't work. Why?
A. Luke Units are too short to be stormtroopers.
Q. Why did my Luke Unit's lightsaber become green?
A. He lost his old one because of the fight he had with the Vader Unit.
Q. Why is the Vader Unit hunting down my Luke Unit?
A. The Vader Unit is hunting your Luke Unit down because your Luke Unit is Vader's son.
Q. Why can't my Luke Unit leave the house?
A. He's getting held back by an Owen and Beru Unit.
Q. Why isn't my Luke Unit good around girls?
A. He's shy. And remember, he isn't Anakin.
Q. Why did my Luke Unit shoot my pet?
A. He's practicing to shoot the proton torpedoes to destroy the Death Star.
Problems and Solutions:
Problem: My Luke Unit is missing one of his hands.
Solution: Attach the mechanical arm we provided.
Problem: My Luke Unit is whining about wanting to go to Tosche Station to pick up the power converters. Can you make him stop?
Solution: No problem. Just get an Uncle Owen Unit to make him stop.
Problem: My Luke Unit gets mad whenever I say he's like his father.
Solution: Say that he was like his father before his father turned to the dark side.
Final note:
We hope you have fun with your Luke Unit! Don't worry; Your Luke Unit will never turn to the dark side! : )
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