I do not own Lilo & Stitch. I only own the storyline, Joshua, and Naomi (Experiment 631).
Takes place between "New Adventures of Lilo & Stitch Two: Omega Kapu" and "New Adventures of Lilo & Stitch Three: Hele Malihini".
Joshua & Naomi: Experimental Mayham
Chapter One - Spring Break Baby Madness Part One
Spring Break was finally here. While School was out, Joshua, Naomi, Yuna, and Sparky decided to visit Lilo and Stitch in Kauai. David and Nani had decided to stay over at the Birds of Paradise while the guests from Izayoi were over. At the same time, Jumba had gone to a scientific seminar and Pleakley was in Honolulu introducing his latest fashion designs. So the six had the Pelekai residence to themselves.
The Joshua and Naomi were arguing over what movie to watch. "Meega want to watch some action, not comedy again!" shouted Naomi.
Joshua just shook her head. "I want to watch something funny. Besides, you usually pick anyways."
Lilo joined in and said, "I am with Joshua on this one. We have seen plenty of action on both TV and real life."
Stitch gasped as he protested, "Naga. Meega want action."
Yuna spoke up, "I agree with Lilo and Joshua. We need to see more comedy."
Sparky flew over to Stitch and Naomi and said, "Meega want action to. Meega naga in mood for comedy."
Lilo looked over at Joshua and Yuna. "Now what? The vote is tied up."
Naomi, Stitch, and Sparky all pulled out their extra arms and raised them all in the air. Lilo giggled and said, "Sorry, extra hands don't count."
Naomi just huffed and said, "Naga fair! Our bujee bu's bunch of babies." Stitch giggled slightly at the green experiment's remarks.
Suddenly a noise was heard. The six looked up and saw BabyFier flying around the room. Without warning, the baby-making experiment flew over Lilo, Yuna, and Joshua and began shaking his baby rattle like tale. As a cloud of powder descended on the three humans, Stitch gasped. "Naga!" Stitch tried to stop BabyFier, but it was too late. Stitch, Naomi, and Sparky covered their ears upon hearing the noises of crying babies.
The three experiments were shocked. Lilo, Yuna, and Joshua had all been transformed into babies. Naomi just slapped her forehead. "Oh chuta." Stitch looked at BabyFier and growled. "Meega kick patookie hard!" Stitch tried to snatch BabyFier, but the baby-making experiment dodged Stitch and darted out of the room.
Baby Joshua pulled on baby Lilo's ear, causing her to scream. Naomi just rushed up and picked up baby Joshua. "Naga! Bad!" Sparky flew up to baby Yuna who was still crying and picked her up. Baby Lilo just walked up to the coffee table and began pulling on the cloth. Stitch immediately picked up baby Lilo before she could cause the vase on the table to fall off. "Naga, Lilo. Nani will blow gasket."
Naomi just looked at Stitch. "This can't be happening! Ow!" Naomi looked over and saw that baby Joshua was tugging on her antennae. "Stop it Joshua!" The blonde baby looked up at the green-furred alien experiment and starting crying very loudly. Within seconds, baby Lilo and baby Yuna were crying as well.
Over the next hour, Stitch, Naomi, and Sparky were all doing what they could to keep the babies quite. They tried singing and knock knock jokes, but none of them worked. The babies were just crying their heads off like there was no tomorrow. Suddenly, something clicked in Stitch's head. He quickly handed baby Lilo to Naomi and rushed off into the kitchen. It took a lot for Naomi to keep baby Lilo and baby Joshua from accidentally hurting each other. The two may have been transformed into babies, but both still had increased strength due to the formula Jumba gave them. Sparky was having an easier time with baby Yuna. She just giggled whenever the electric experiment's antennae sparkled.
Eventually Stitch returned with two baby bottles. He handed one to Sparky to give to baby Yuna and then took baby Lilo and gave her the second bottle. Baby Lilo and baby Yuna were finally quiet. However, since baby Joshua did not get a bottle, he began crying even louder then before. Stitch smiled and said, "Meega think Joshua hungry."
Naomi walked over and tried to get the bottle from baby Lilo, but Stitch stopped her. Naomi groaned and said, "Aren't there any more bottles?" Stitch just shook his head. "Naga. Only two."
Naomi looked at baby Joshua, who was still crying. "Gaba can Naomi do?"
Stitch gave the green female experiment a big grin and said, "Naomi naga need bottle. Hehehe."
Naomi's jaw dropped. "Stitch must be joking!" Stitch snickered slightly. Naomi screamed, "Naga takabah! Meega naga do it!"
Stitch chuckled and said, "Gaba ika tasoopa?"
Naomi growled at Stitch, ready to knock him into the middle of next week. While baby Joshua continued crying, Naomi groaned and said, "Naga! Meega look for bottle."
After nearly 15 minutes of searching and having to listen to baby Joshua cry, Naomi finally found a third bottle. After filling it up in the kitchen, she gave it to baby Joshua. Almost immediately, baby Joshua had finally stopped crying. Naomi sighed in relief and carried baby Joshua back into the living room where the others were.
Later, the sun had set and it was time for bed. Unfortunately, Stitch, Naomi, and Sparky were unable to sleep since the babies would keep on waking them up because they were hungry. Naomi just sighed and said, "How can this be happening?" Stitch and Sparky smiled at Naomi. Naomi picked up baby Joshua and hugged him. Joshua stopped crying and returned the hug. A smile crossed her face. Stitch said, "Meega think Naomi be excellent mother someday." Naomi nodded in agreement. The three experiments giggled at the sight of baby Lilo and baby Yuna playing together.
As the babies finally calmed down, Stitch pulled out his cell phone and dialed Cobra's number to inform him about what had transpired.
Cobra's voice said, "This is Cobra Bubbles."
Stitch frantically said, "Hey Cobra, isa Stitch! Meega..."
Cobra's voice continued, "I am unable to come to the phone right now. My current location: Classified. Estimated return time: Classified. Have a nice day."
Stitch quickly hung up the phone and growled, "Oh nala kweesta!"
Naomi growled and whacked Stitch in the back of his head. Stitch yelped in pain and rubbed the back of his head, "Ow! That hurt!"
"Watch your filthy mouth around babies!"
Stitch faced Naomi and replied, "Gaba ika tasoopa? They naga real bab..."
A very dangerous growl from Naomi, as well as the look on her face, convinced Stitch to shut up. Stitch dialed Jumba's number and waited. Moments later, Jumba picked up.
"Jumba, isa Stitch."
After a moment of silence, Jumba said, "6-2-6? This is being bad time. I am in middle of very important meeting."
Stitch growled and said, "Seminar naga this late! Stitch know Jumba kissing Melissa..."
"I am being sorry 6-2-6. I must be going now."
The phone clicked, indicating he had hung up. Stitch growled in response as he thought, 'Jumba picked a fine to be making out with Melissa Edmonds.' As Stitch thought this, he began to dial Nani's cell phone. All he got was the answering machine. Since Nani was more reliable and quicker when it came to checking messages, Stitch decided to leave a message.
"Nani! BabyFier turned mockeecha bujee bu, Joshua, and Yuna into babies! Please come home!"
Stitch hung up the phone and walked over to where baby Lilo and baby Yuna were playing. "How isa babies?"
Naomi smiled as she held onto baby Joshua. "Babies behaving. Joshua was being mean to Lilo and Yuna, so meega have to keep him away from them."
Stitch nodded as he said, "Isa good. Meega left Nani a message. Hopefully she'll check messages soon."
Sparky flew several circles around the baby girls with his antennae sparkling , causing both of them to laugh. Naomi smiled at the electric-yellow experiment knowing that he would definitely make a good father down the road. She felt the same about Stitch, but she knew that she would have to have a talk with Lilo once she was restored to adult form about Stitch's mouth.
After another hour, everyone finally was able to go to sleep. All three experiments hoped that help would come soon before the babies woke up crying again.
End of Chapter – More to come soon!