Nyx's Wedding Disaster
The sun shone brightly down on the gorgeous wedding scene. The Cullen females gathered around Nyx in her stunning white gown. The bottom of the dress flowed down around her feet, covering her white and silver stiletto heels. It had silver beads sown on it, all around the top on her heart shaped bodice and along the sides making her look like a fairy goddess.
Alice: "Nyx you literally sparkle"
Rose: "she's a vampire of course she sparkles…."
Cheshire: "quit bickering you two!"
Rose: "and since when are you the boss of us?"
Cheshire: "since I'm about to rip you're pretty blond locks out of your ugly ass head"
Nyx: "shut up both of you! I hope I'm not going to regret making you three my brides maids and maids of honor."
Enter Esme and Bella
Nyx: "do I look ready?"
Bella: "getting cold feet?"
*they all snicker at the joke*
Nyx: "no….but thank you, laughing helped a bit….how do I look?"
Esme: "absolutely amazing, darling"
Nyx: "I love you too Rose"
The boys of the Cullen family congregated around Emmett the groom, in his snazzy black suit, with a scarlet vest and tie.
Emmett: "this is it boys"
Edward: "are you sure you want to go through with this?"
Jasper: "shut up, of course he does, he wouldn't be standing here in this ridiculous suit"
Emmett: "I look ridiculous?"
Edward: "smooth move, Jasper"
Jasper: *sends out calming waves*
Carlisle: you look fine, son
~~~~30 minutes later~~~~
Dun Dun Dun-Dun Dun Dun Dun-Dun
Nyx walked slowly and gracefully down the aisle, her dress flowing behind her, as she headed towards her soon to be husband. Emmett stared at her like she was the only thing in the world.
Emmett: oh wow, she-she's so beautiful
Jasper: wow, she looks gorgeous….Nyx looks good to
Carlisle: doesn't my baby girl look lovely….
Edward: I wish you all would just shut up, Nyx does look great though.
Nyx: hey, maybe today won't turn out ass backwards.
Esme: my, my, Emmett has it bad
Bella: Edward looks delectable….
Rose: can't wait to go home….
Alice: lovely, absolutely lovely!
Cheshire: *no thoughts*
Carlisle stood in front of his daughter and his daughter's fiancé.
Carlisle: "Do you, Emmett, take this woman, Faythe, to be your wife, according to the Volturi's holy decree; do you promise to be to her loving and loyal husband, to cherish and keep her through all eternity; and, forsaking all others, to be faithful only to her as long as you both shall walk the earth?"
Emmett: "damn strait I do"
Carlisle: "Do you, Faythe, take this man, Emmett, to be your husband, according to the Volturi's holy decree; do you promise to be to his loving and loyal wife, to cherish and keep him through all eternity; and, forsaking all others, to be faithful only to him as long as you both shall walk the earth?"
Nyx: "I do"
Carlisle: "Then, with the power invested in me by the royal Volturi Family I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride"
*and kiss they did*
Edward: "speaking of the Volturi….there heeeree" *cue creepy voice and organ music*
Nyx: "no fucking way…..really? Why me?"
Esme: "watch your mouth"
Alice: "they only came to congratulate and…..take Cheshire home"
Jasper: "over my dead body"
Cheshire: "jasper, darling, you're already dead"
Jasper: "not helping"
Carlisle: "Hello Aro, Sulpicia, pleasure to see you again, Caius, Anthenodora, how have you been Marcus?
*all bow and greet each Cullen graciously*
Aro: "yes our invite must have been lost in the mail"
Cheshire: "hello father"
Caius: "Cheshire" *small nod*
Aro hands a large scarlet velvet box to Nyx with a grin.
Aro: "open it"
Nyx: "should I be scared?"
Nyx: "yah yah yah…."
Nyx sighed and opened the box….then screamed, for in the box was a fire opal, shaped like a heart, necklace.
Aro: "its our wedding gift"
Aro: "well? Put it on….or would you like me to?"
Nyx took a few hasty steps back, directly into Emmett
Emmett: "hello darling, need some help?"
He grabbed the necklace but he was also referring to the closing in Volturi. He clipped the necklace around her neck and gave her shoulder a reassuring squeeze.
Caius: okay now that the pleasure is done its time to get down to business. Cheshire pack, we are doing home, I have some things that you need to take care of"
Cheshire: *nods mutely *
Jasper: "what? Cheshire you're going to let them order you around like that? Since when? You're against ALL authority. You can't just go"
Aro: "we own her"
Cheshire: "first, he's my father, second, fuck you Aro"
Caius lifts a hand and smacks Cheshire, making her fly across the room. Jasper snarls and is about to attack Caius.
Edward: "we have some more unexpected company"
Nyx: "what now?"
Enter Joey Fuller
(Human, wanna-be lover of Nyx)
Nyx: "someone kill me now"
Emmett: "who's this joker?" Emmett asked as he observed Joey, his medium brown hair slicked back, and his brown eyes desperate.
Joey: "Nyx, I love you…wait your getting married?"
Emmett: "Correction IS married. To me. So back off Bub."
Joey: "And who the hell are you?"
Joey: "never mind you're not worth my time"
Joey turns to Nyx.
Joey: "I love you; divorce the idiot…baboon…"
Cheshire: "it's Bear to you"
Edward raises an eyebrow.
Edward: "thought you hated him"
Cheshire: "not as much as I hate this human"
*is totally covering up the fact she thinks of him as an older bro*
Joey completely ignores the other vampires and moves toward Nyx.
Nyx: "personal space dude"
Joey moves closer…closer….closer. Until he dives at her and into a kiss, which she inadvertently returns. After breaking the kiss he turns to Emmett with a smug grin.
Cheshire: "you REALLY shouldn't have done that…..someone gonna diiieee"
Emmett: *is still in shock* "what the—"
Joey rears back and snaps his fist forward and into Emmett's face….then howls in pain as a resounding crack echoes through the area.
Edward: "wow, that was….smooth"
Jasper: "can we focus, their trying to take—"
Emmett: *laughs uncontrollably*
Nyx: "NOT FUNNY CARLISLE! MAKE IT BETTER!"
Carlisle: "Emmett did you seriously just break this boy's hand"
Emmett: "technically he pulled a Bella and broke his OWN hand"
Bella: "HEY! I resent that! Stupid wolf"
Carlisle takes Joey to his office to fix his now seriously broken hand.
Aro: "well that was entertaining"
Caius: "but we must be leaving"
Jasper: "don't go chesh"
Re-enter Carlisle, Joey-less
Cheshire: "I have to…..or do i? Carlisle…..will you adopt me?"
Nyx: "where's Joey…you didn't eat him did you?"
Carlisle glares at Nyx, then looks to Cheshire
Carlisle: "of course"
Caius: "what makes you think ill let you go?"
Cheshire: "I'm over 18?"
Aro: "she's got ya there"
Caius: "human laws don't apply here"
ENTER ATHENA MARIE
Athena: "not your choice"
Caius: "Athena….its been….a wile"
Athena: "317 years to be exact"
Caius: "had I know you survived the last vampire war I would have killed you myself"
Cheshire: "wait what? You said she died at my birth. I spent 318 years thinking she was dead because of me….I hated myself. You bitch!"
Caius: "watch your tone of voice"
Cheshire: "or what? You'll lie to me some more? Or maybe hit me? Scary im quaking"
Caius: "we are leaving"
Cheshire/Athena/jasper: "the hell you/we are"
Caius snarls and dives at Athena, murder in his eyes. Cheshire dives at Caius and grabs him by the back of the through and yanks him to her, her arms around his throat, so one tug could kill him.
Aro: "well this just got more interesting…go ahead Cheshire, you know you want to….take out all your anger on him"
Carlisle: "no, if you do you ruin any chance of a happy life here with jasper"
Caius: "do it, I dare you, be like your dear old dad, and uncles, come on! I know you, you want to!"
Carlisle: "don't, you have a new life here, with us…."
Emmett: "she's gonna do it"
Nyx: *smacks him* "shut up"
Cheshire: "I have conditions"
Marcus: "we don't negotiate"
Cheshire" you do now"
Aro: "speak child"
Cheshire: "I want freedom, simple as that"
Cheshire yanked a little, making Caius flinched.
Marcus: "what? Why are we giving in?"
Aro: "I like her spunk….and I enjoy Caius's head on his shoulders"
Cheshire sighed annoyed, then let go of Caius and was behind jasper before anyone could blink.
Caius growled and almost moved after Cheshire, but was stopped by aro.
Aro: "we gave her our word"
Caius: "no YOU gave her your word; I did no such thing brother! She is my child and I demand retribution for her actions."
Aro: "Caius, Marcus, come now, I'm sure we can get to an agreement with the Cullens"
Marcus just nods.
Athena: "no, just leave"
Marcus: "Aro, Jane just contacted me…she just said there is a newborn army in Texas, it needs out immediate attention."
Aro: "we shall deal with this later"
Nyx: "thank god"
Jasper turns around and gives Cheshire a kiss.
Esme: "And now off to the reception!"
Nyx: "NOOO! Not again!"
Jacob: "relax we just came to visit, and drop off a wedding gift"
Nyx: "that's what the last group said"
Paul: "relax fangs, we just stopped in for the reception though I assume you don't have any food?"
Seth: "ill order pizza if you promise not to eat the delivery guy"
Emmett: "hahahaa, oh wait that wasn't funny"
And they all head toward the house.
Nyx: "oh ya Emmett, my sex slave, I win"