Usual Day With The Volturi
Aro: "Aah, what a beautiful day."
Caius: "I hate beautiful days."
Jane: "Master. Here are the applications you asked."
Aro: "Ah! Thank you Jane! By the way, have you seen Alec? That boy is always disappearing."
Jane: "I really don't know where my brother is."
Caius: "He disappeared again! Kill him!"
Alec: "I'm here."
*Stella bounces in*
Stella: "Hi guys!"
Caius: "She bounced in! Kill her!"
Aro: "Caius, relax. Even though you lost for Felix in Xbox, doesn't mean that you can go kill anyone."
Stella: "Master, I am thirsty. You know when Heidi will be back?"
Caius: "I am thirsty too. Heidi is late! Kill her!"
Aro: "Brother, calm down already."
Caius: "Don't tell me to calm down! Kill yourself!"
Alec: "I'm gonna go see what's keeping Heidi."
Jane: "You just wanna see her in her fishing outfit."
Alec: "No I don't." *Leaves*
Jane: *Rolls eyes and sighs*
Stella: "Jane. Does Alec like Heidi?"
Jane: "No, he's just a perv."
Alec: "I HEARD THAT!"
Jane: "So what?"
*Felix comes in whistling*
Caius: "There's Felix! Kill him!"
*Felix swallows and runs away*
Caius: "He escaped! Damn it!"
Aro: "Caius, Caius, Caius...Tsk, tsk, tsk...How many centuries you have lived?"
Caius: *Starts to count with his fingers and moves his mouth while coutning*
Aro: "This is going to take awhile..."
*Alec and Heidi come in with the humans*
Aro: "Welcome to Volterra!"
Humans: *Scream in horror*
Aro: "That was satisfying."
Caius: "I have been alive for over three thousand years."
Marcus: *Yawns* "Doesn't matter"
Demetri: "Master, you talked!"
Marcus: "Yes, I do talk once in awhile. Doesn't matter."
Demetri: *Walks away in confusion, mumbling something about amazing*
Stella: "I'm gonna go check on Demetri. He seems pretty upset."
Jane: "You just hope he needs a bath."
Stella: "No I don't." *Huffs and walks away*
Alec: "Jane, does she like Demetri?"
Jane: "No, he is her friend."
Alec: "And me you called a perv!"
Jane: "Because you are!"
Caius: "Alec is a perv!"
Aro: "Let me guess brother. Kill him?"
Caius: "No, I was going to say cheer for him, but that works too. Kill him!"
Everyone: *Sigh* "He's hopeless."
Caius: "I am not hopeless! Kill yourselves!"
Aro: "Brother, you are hopeless."
*Everyone leaves, and Caius stays to do his PMSing rutin.*