Yes, another kill-Jack story. Enjoy!
One day, Jack was sitting on his throne, when a man dressed in all black walked right in and stabbed him in his lying, bitchy-ass face. He died instantly.
Also, the guard didn't attempt to stop the man (his name was Jacques) who had just walked right up to him and said, "Where's the throne room? I want to kill the King." The guard had replied, "At the end of the corridor, third door on the left," and then went back to playing with his Gameboy Advanced.
Both men were honored for killing Jack-the-Giant-Douche. Afterward, everyone just threw a big-ass party.
The next day, they got rid of Jack's body. They didn't bury him; they just put him in a Scarab, flew to the Tugly Woods, and pushed him out as a nice treat for the Jabberwock. The Jabberwock, though, couldn't handle the little 'snack' the suits had left for him, and he died of poison. Charley celebrated with wine, got drunk, and did some very questionable things to a local squirrel.
Hope you enjoyed! Review if you liked it, or if you hated it, or if you just have nothing better to do! Bye~!