The end to the one before this… is lost forever but this chapter should inform you about what happened!
So sorry for how long it's taken me to post this thing! I've been grounded and whenever I get my computer I've been busy filling out requests and birthday stuff… but enough excuses! Onto the amazingness of the sequel!
I blinked in surprise when I woke up and saw who was in bed between Gaara and me. We were alone when we fell asleep last night… he rolled over and wrapped his arms around my waist making Gaara glare.
"He's our son! We have to let him do what he wants for now if he needs comfort!" I growled angrily.
"It's Shino! Who cares? You just had to adopt him!" Gaara shouted making a big fuss while our adopted son's eyes began to water. Yes, the man who started the Sakura fanclub is now my son. I don't know exactly how it happened but on the wedding day he was given to us as a gift. Gaara wanted to burn him to death but I was able to convince him otherwise.
"It's better to adopt children than to have them… a whole lot less painful and no extra fat!" I grinned making my husband roll his eyes as he grabbed our son and tossed him out of the bed.
"Mom… I wanted to spend some more time with you." Shino complained acting like a ten year old. We both ignored him completely when the feel of the Egyptian cotton got a hold of us. "Child neglect." Shino growled as we began to cuddle.
We've been living together in a large house in Konoha for a while now. Six months here and then six months in the Sand village, but for some reason our friends have made bets about how long it'll take us to accidently leave Shino at one place or the other.
"I don't smell sex." Said a voice in relief as a group entered our bedroom. I sat up groggily and tried my best not to kill whoever was attempting to keep us awake on this fine Sunday morning. Ino, Kiba, Temari, Shikamaru, Neji, and Naruto stood before us looking a little scared but excited at the same time.
Before we could do anything I was being kidnapped by my supposed friends. Gaara reached out his hand for me but we both saw the Egyptian cotton attempt to take hold of him for a little while longer. Soon he was back to being asleep while I was being shoved into a black bag.
This would never have happened if I wasn't mostly asleep. Then again… I tend to treat my friends worse than this on a regular basis so I can almost forgive them but torture is fun. When I was taken out of the bag I found myself in hell.
A beauty parlor was in from of me with clothe shops all around with stores for shoes and make-up stores. "If we can get you in make-up and a fashionable outfit we get a hundred bucks." Temari informed me with a smirk.
"From who?" I demanded angrily.
"The owner of the gay bar… Sasuke." Ino answered. I gasped aloud wondering what that could mean. Sasuke, Naruto, and I are great friends… why would they do this to me?
I was not okay when Shino threw me out of bed. The anime playing on our television was Hare and Guu while the posters on our walls were a mix of all the romantic comedy anime we knew. Other rooms have different themes. I sat up and glared at our stupid adopted son wanting to murder him. He just scowled at me.
"How long are you going to sleep there while your wife stays with those lunatic friends of hers?" He growled. I blinked at him for a moment then remembered her getting kidnapped and thrown into a bag a while ago…
"Huh… I guess I do need to go save her then." I muttered curiously and thought about the honor I kept losing to her before in the prequel to this story. I have to regain my honor! Rushing forward I started to leave then looked down.
"I did not know you were like that when I crawled into bed." Shino said looking away while I struggled to find clothes. I tossed some on as quickly as possible and rushed out the door to go find her. How come I get dragged into the weirdest situations like this? Oh yeah, it's because all of this drama has to do with Sakura somehow.
When I got outside I could hear screaming somewhere. I ran in that direction shoving past people to get to the person who had screamed. I stopped before I could walk into a section that was practically puking pink girly crap. Sakura is in there somewhere…
I took a step forward and felt a shiver go down my spine finally I just shook my head and headed out to find Sasuke. He can go in there unscathed and maybe even come out with Sakura and a purple outfit for him to wear at his gay bar. No one in our group was all that surprised to find out he was gay.
I'm pretty sure I figured it out when he tried to flirt with Sakura while wearing black spandex…. He's a creeper. It's official. When I got to the gay bar I saw Haku passing out fliers outside. I knew for a matter of fact that he was straight since he had the hots for Sakura. The girly man was getting quite a crowd of gay boys to come after him with his beautiful girl features. I shoved past the he-she and walked in finding Sasuke immediately. The club won't be open for a couple more hours.
He looked bored out of his mind while staring at his phone as though willing it to ring. When he saw me his eyes widened in guilt and fear then he instantly shoved his phone into his pocket and smiled innocently at me.
"Hey there Gaara, what do you need?" he asked quickly. I realized instantly that he wants me gone… what's he got to do with the plan to kidnap Sakura? Crap he's kidnapping her for something or other.
How am I doing? Huh… I think I'm going insane. My face has got to weigh ten to twenty pounds and these clothes bug the crap out of me. I glared at whoever was in front of me as the haze wore off. "Wow I didn't think you'd faint over it." Naruto said looking at me curiously.
I blinked at him for a moment then laughed nervously while I stared in the mirror in front of me. I looked beautiful sure, my face seemed perfect and pretty like a little doll. I've never seen my skin glow or even seen my body without a smudge of dirt or a scab visible.
The white dress I was wearing seemed more like a nightgown then anything. Pure white and clung to every curve but went down to my ankles. White flats for shoes were okay enough for me not to trip attempting to wear.
I blushed scarlet when I noticed that Neji, Naruto, and Shikamaru could have seen them change me… "We didn't see anything." Shika-shake said making me look up at him with my puppy eyes wanting to go home. I miss my apartment. It was so much easier when I was living by myself.
"Let me go now." I grumbled but already I was being taken somewhere new. I hadn't realized we were outside until just now. The sky seemed to be getting dark letting me know that Sasuke's club has probably opened by now.
I blinked in surprise when we walked into the club. "I must be much drunker then I thought I was…" I sighed softly and rubbed my eyes. Before I knew it I was shoved against a beautiful woman with long black hair and dark eyes.
"Have fun you two!" Haku shouted from the crowd. I stared at the girl in front of me as we began to dance to the sweet melody around us. I'm not used to dancing with girls, let alone strangers so it look me a moment to gather my footing and let myself relax. The song 'My World' by SR-71 was playing in the background letting me think of Gaara.
I glanced in the stands and saw my pouting husband sitting next to Haku. "Go get her Sasuke!" Naruto screamed making me stop dancing. I squinted at the girl before me and looked at her chest. I had felt it well enough with the woman pressing her breasts against mine. I blinked once then twice.
"Cross dressing?" I asked curiously making the woman smirk before placing a finger to her lips.
"I had an amazing dream last night! You and me dancing at the club! Two girls though to spice it up for the men! Not many lesbians drop by so I figured I'd do some girl on girl entertainment but none of the other girls are convincing like you and no one can compliment your hair… So I put myself with you instead." He explained.
Am I good person? I just let my wife dance with someone she thought was a girl but turned out to be a cross dressing gay man. I guess I'm not too terrible. I could have let her dance with… Naruto? Well I guess that's the only other person she would freak out about dancing with. Sasuke was wearing an amazing gothic laced dress though.
It made him look more than a lesbian girl… it made the emo freak look like an S&M fan. Not like I'm okay with that sort of thing. I can't really imagine Sakura and I getting into that stuff. I mean the only daring thing we've done is actually doing it and that was only once.
"You are so sexy…" Sakura purred making me glance up with a glare on my face already. She was getting into it… oh no. I hate it when she does this! It's a simple way to get business! Don't complicate it! Just dance with him for a couple more songs and then go! It's that simple! Don't turn this into a gay fest please!
Sakura apparently couldn't get my psychic messages and was already sliding her lips down his neck. She whispered something against him making the guy blush crimson. I stood up immediately but Haku, Neji, Temari, and Ino pulled me back.
"Go Sakura!" Hinata shouted happily as Kiba whooped beside her. Several cat calls were being shouted at the couple on stage. I knew Sasuke loved the attention his business was getting but I also knew he was scared about how far Sakura was taking it while she fingered his dress.
"I've got to stop her before she does something stupid. I know that look too well…" I grumbled angrily and shoved past them all. Sakura rarely ever gets into a mood where she needs to get someone back for something they've done but whenever she does you need to stay clear. This is one of those moments. If I had to guess I think that she was planning on exposing Sasuke for being a guy.
I picked her up from behind and began carrying her away from the stage. She growled and pouted before finally allowing me to do as I wish. I laughed at her stubborn and angry expression but that's when I took the time to look at her. She looks beautiful. None of her flaws are visible through the make-up and she actually looks like a girl. It's amazing!
"I like you better natural." I informed her without looking at my wife. She nodded slowly.
"Me too." I watched her slowly begin to pass out then laughed lightly before opening the door to our large house. When I got to our bedroom I tossed her on the bed and began to play Avatar season one. She smirked at me. This is the way we do things. Hang out, be together, get kidnapped, do something outrageous, and then go home to watch anime.
"Child Abuse!" Shino shouted slamming the door to his room. We continued to ignore our adopted kid.