A/N: I don't think this is really a crakfic, but I don't think Cal is this oblivious either. Just a little something random that popped in my head...
Can I ask you something?
Why haven't you dated anyone since Zoe?
Why haven't you dated anyone since Alec?
I just haven't… But there is someone.
You're dating someone?
No. There's someone I'm interested in.
Really? Anyone I know?
Should I lie? Yes. I should… You run into him every now and again. Not a total lie…
Bloody hell. It's not Loker is it?
No, Cal, it's not Loker.
Well who is it then?
It's just someone.
If it's so important you can't even say who it is, just tell the guy.
It's not that easy.
I see him all the time.
Please tell me it's not Reynolds.
No. Cal. It is not Reynolds. Are you going to run down the list of all your male employees?
Might. If that'd help me figure it out.
Well you'd never get to his name anyway.
Why's that? He at the bottom of the alphabetical list?
No. You'd just never get there…
So, is it crap? Be honest, I can take it! : )