Hey hey! I'm back! I would have updated sooner, however, I seemed to have lost what I had written for this chapter…ah well. I've decided to keep a written copy from now on. Anyway, here's the new one.
Chapter 2: In my shoes
After awhile the girl and I reached a park. She cut right through the middle, making a beeline for the four high school age boys, and another boy was still in primary school that were standing by a limo. The boys looked worried until they spotted us.
"I found him everyone!" the girl announced. "And he's acting weirder than usual!" They all looked towards me, and after a few seconds seemed confused.
"Hey Haruhi! Did Tono (1) hit his head or something?" A red head asked the crossdress-er-Haruhi.
"I don't know," she responded. "He's been acting weird since I found him." They think that I'm Tamaki too. I must correct this.
"Actually," I started," I'm not-"
"Hikaru, do you think Tono's sick or faking it?" A voice said popping up from behind me. I spun around to see the red head from a few seconds ago, no his doppelganger blocking off the escape route.
"Faking it obviously," 'Hikaru said closing in on me from behind. "Why else would he be normal an hour ago Kaoru.
"Tama-chan is sick? We should all go now so he can get better, right Takashi?" The elementary school student said to the tallest guy here. 'Takashi' just grunted in response, but it was obviously enough for the kid. He skipped off towards the limo. Haruhi resumed dragging me towards the limo, the twins following closely behind us. I was stuck for now. I got in to the limo with little more than a sigh of defeat. Haruhi and the twins sat across from me.
I don't know who this guy is, but I do know he is not Tamaki. However, this could end up amusing me. As long as we don't lose profits, I'll play along.
I decided to figure out what was going on while I could. "I have another question," I announced as the pink haired lady pulled into a garage.
I took a breath, "What were those creatures anyway?"
For some reason they both facepalmed. It is a very good thing that the car was already in park. In a creepy garage… somewhere in Tokyo… All that it's missing is Nekozawa-senpai instead of these two and it would be one of my worst nightmares. Right above the devil twins stealing my darling Haruhi away from me, but still below being surround by Beezelneffs in a dark room with no escape. I tried to calm down before I got worked up. Think positive thoughts. My friends are looking for me right now. They'll find me before anything bad happens, right? Oh, That Masaru guy is glaring at me now. I look past him to see our driver waiting patiently for me to get out of the car. I shook my head 'no' vigorously. The pink haired girl sighed and started back towards the car. I reached over and locked the doors. Masaru rolled his eyes and grabbed the door handle, and the girl unlocked the car again. He pulled the door open and started to drag me out of it. I grabbed on to whatever for leverage. I can be a gentleman later, I don't know them or where we are!
"I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!" I yelled,"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Masaru stopped pulling on my arm. I opened my eyes to see the both staring at me as if I grew another head.
"You… don't remember… us …Touma? It's me… Yoshino," Yoshino practically whispered to me. I shook my head slowly.
"I'm not Touma, and I have never met you guys before," I replied slightly louder than Yoshino. It was quiet for a few seconds before Masaru laughed loudly.
"And here I thought only idiots got amnesia, Tonma (2)," Masaru laughed. Yoshino smacked him on his arm.
"Anyone can get amnesia, Masaru! Be polite!" Yoshino chastised.
"Whatever, Yoshi," Masaru said. Yoshino turned her attention back to me.
"Don't worry, Touma, we'll help you until you remember," she assured me. I'm sure I heard the rude boy mutter something along the lines of 'What do you mean by we?'
"You don't understand! I'm not Touma!" I tried to convince them of their mistake. However, I just got laughed at by one, and a pitying look from the other.
"Oi! Can we just wrap this up already?" Masaru asked," Dinner's soon!"
"Sure," Yoshino agreed, "Come on ,Touma, we need to report back in."
The limo pulled up in front of an apartment building a few minutes later. Haruhi and the twins stepped out of the limo. The twins turned back to face me, and grinned.
"We'll walk Haruhi to her apartment for you, Tono," One of them said.
The other took over for him, "Because her dad hates you!"
"And would probably kill you-"
"If you were the one who brought her home late!"
With that the three walked up to the second floor and knocked on the door. A minute later a red-headed transvestite appeared. They talked for a little bit until Haruhi walked passed them and into the small building. The twins waved good-bye and headed back towards us. Haruhi's father noticed me. If looks could kill, then I'd be dead ten times over. I couldn't repress the shudder I had from seeing his glare. Thankfully, we left then. I don't know where we're going, but I'll find out soon enough.
1: Tono: It means something along the lines of lord. When used as a suffix for names, it is even a higher status than sama. The twins mockingly call him this in the original Japanese version. This is because when they had met, Tamaki would often start sounding like a feudal lord.
2: Tonma: It is an archaic Japanese word meaning idiot. Masaru often calls him this in the original Japanese version instead of his name. This usually causes an argument between the two
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